Hey, you've sampled every flavor we have,
will you please just pick one?
Nuh uh, not so fast!
I would not like to sample combinations of flavors,
and I would like you to use... my spoon!
Security, we have a sample mooch at the counter.
[moaning]
Wow, I can't believe Goofy Goober employees
get to eat all the ice cream they want at this job!
Yeah, but the rule is only on the first break,
and for lunch, and on the second break,
and for dinner!
Wow... ice cream all day!
Ice cream all day.
All day, all day.
Ice cream all day?
[screaming]
I'm getting a job at Goofy Goober!
Goofy Goober's and you.
Hello and welcome, as a new Goofy Goober employee,
we'd like you to know that we appreciate you.
The story of our ice cream begins with our founder,
Reginald Goober.
Who for some unexplained reason, was nicknamed Goofy.
In 1842, he headed west in a covered ice cream wagon,
in the days before cones and refrigeration,
he served his warm ice cream on rocks and sticks.
From those humble beginnings,
Goofy Goober has grown into a multi-billion dollar business
that you, our newest employee, now have the privilege to work for.
We only ask that you one: practice good hygiene,
two: maintain good work habits,
and three: believe in extraterrestrials.
Peace, hugs, and ice cream!
The End.
Hello Goofy newbie!
Can I have ice cream now?
Not until your first break!
I'm your manager, and I want you to know that I appreciate you.
Now, let's get you started.
You will be washing dishes today, what do you think of that?
Oh, I had a thought once.
Heh heh, you sure put the Goofy in Goober.
I'll check on you in a few minutes.
A few minutes later...
Exceptional! Show me how you cleaned all these dishes so fast.
Okay!
Never tell anyone you did that.
Is it time for my first break?
Not yet.
Aw...
This should be easy.
Just unload the boxes of ice cream from the truck
and stack them in the freezer.
Okay, repeat it back to me.
When the bell rings, I peel a banana and run like the devil!
Close enough.
One hour later...
Good, good! The truck is empty!
Ahh! That's hot!
Nothing's biting today.
Newbie! Why would you turn the heat on in the freezer?
Oh, it was freezing in there, and the fire I built wasn't doing it.
What?