Hey Joe,can I use some of your shampoo?
Go for it.
Ah, thank you so much man.
Oh uh,I'm out of toothpaste, do you mind if I borrow yours?
Dude, no problem!
Thank you.
Oh, and can I just use your toothbrush as well?
Uh, I guess?
Thanks man your a life saver.
Oh, Andy.
Yeah?
Uh, I saw you had some Q Tips in the bathroom,can I have one?
Absolutely not.
Every Roommate Ever.
*sigh* Listen man, we need to talk. Now I know we have been roommates for a time but, *uhg* I'm starting to develop feelings for you.
Hold on, let me finish. I think you're cute, and I know you like me too because you're always staring at me. Plus, I like how we always talk in unison
WE'RE OUT OF MILK!
Don't keep your stuff out here if you don't want me to lick it!
Just don't lick my stuff, it's not that hard!
Look, I'm going to tape off the room and you stay on your side, and I will stay on mine.
Fine!
*tape stretching sounds*
...
You know this is why dad left.
I know, he wouldn't stay in his square!
I'm moving out..
Shh! My roommate's asleep.
Jacob! Did you bring a girl home?!?
Amy, this is my umm roommate.
Huh, roommate..
I put a roof over your head and I'm a single mother and you call me your roommate!
Fine! You're my mother! Hi mom!
Hi..
You live with your Mom?
Yeah.. Look, I'm sorry, I just didn't want you to think I was some loser.
It's okay, I live with my son too.
Every roommate ever.
Hey girl!
Hey.
Um, so rent's due this month and, I haven't got your check yet..
Yeah, I like have a headache.
So..
What does have to do with you paying rent?
Oh, sorry, I mean, my grandma died.
You've already used that excuse and there is no way that you have more than six grandmas.
Okay, fine! I can't afford it! Alright? I'll just pack up my stuff and sell my body for nickels on the street and sleep at the bench and starve to death-
Okay, stop. We don't have to pay rent this month.
Please pay next month.
Thank you, I will, I promise.
So, I'm on a three-month vacation to Europe, don't sublime my room.
Get out of my room!
Toby! Dude this is disgusting! Can you clean your crap up?
Alright man. *sobs*
Why are you doing that?
You're making me do this! You're making me do this!
Stop!
*sobbing louder* It's spicy! Why is the trash spicy?!?
Stop eating the trash!
Oh my god, stop eating the trash!
Every Roommate Ever
*sobs even more*
I really appreciate you cleaning up this!
I just like to be helpful for you,dude!
Stop eating it!
Every Roommate Evah!
And this picture frame is my favorite.
Just so you know, I have two other roommates.
Oh, so there's only two rooms?
Oh! Here's one right here!
Say hi,Waffles!
Aww! Your such a good roommate!
Oh I get it, roommate.
That's cute.
Oh! And that one just keeps pooping in the kitchen!
I'm working on it Myan!
Did you steal my shirt?
Yeah, so we like to keep it a little quieter here..
Okay, that's cool, It's fine.
So you're sure you're okay with no parties in the apartment?
Yeah, I'm not a big party goer.
Cool, well then uh, welcome home Roomie!
*laughs* Woo!
Hey! Is this a party?
I thought we agreed to no parties dude, what the hell?
Dude, this is not a party!
Look, this is just Ana right here..
She's just watching some TV.
And right over there is Tony, and he's here to fix the keg.
TONY!
Yeah, and that right over there we got Katelyn, she's just cleaning our pole..
So we ain't partying, we're just multitasking.
Ooh, okay dude, that makes total sense.
You know what? I'm sorry for saying the stupid things.
Alright, I accept you apology!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Aye! Who wants to buy a bunch of thirty beers, Myan?
That uh, that's my proctologist, he's a, he's an alcoholic.
Uh you? You want bunch of thirty beers?
Every Roommate Ever
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Isn't that right, roomie?
It's not right.
Awesome, y-you go back to your room.