Oh! Oh!
I just cannot believe
that Clark stood me up.
He may still show up.
Oh, what are you, stupid?
- It's been three hours. - Is that all?
Let's just go on to happier things, okay?
Um, why don't you tell me about your lovely wedding?
Well, actually, uh, there was something
that we wanted to tell you about the wedding.
Um, it's going to be
a-a small ceremony.
Uh, tiny.
We're not even sure why we're having it.
It's actually going to be just family.
Oh, wait..
You two think of me as family?
Oh! I have to ask you something now, and be honest.
Do you want me to sing
"Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?
How can you say that? The Mets have no closer.
What about Benitez?
What about game one of the Series?
- What about, shut up? - You shut up.
I love arguing with her.
- Be right back. - Okay.
So, how's it going with Joey?
Oh, okay.
Okay?
Wait, okay, tell me, tell me that you like him, please.
I mean, tell me that you like him.
Look, he's a really great guy, and I know that
you really want this to work out
but I just don't see this having a future.
What?
But you said that you liked him.
I mean, what happened?
Did you just change your mind?
- Kinda. - Then change it back!
I'm sorry. I.. It's just there's no real spark.
No spark? Didn't you sleep together?
Yeah.
Uh, tramp.
Does Joey have any idea?
I really don't think he does, and you know what?
Maybe you guys could help pool him in
you know, tell him I'm-I'm not interested
in a serious relationship or something.
Yeah, you mean, like, that you're kind of a loner?
- Yeah, that'd be great. - Yeah.
And maybe that you're a real stronzo.
- I'm sorry? - Oh, well.
I guess Italian isn't one of the four
languages you speak.
- Hey. Wanna go? - Yeah, let's go.
- Okay. See you guys later. - Bye, guys.
Hey, thank you so much.
Wow.
I guess it wasn't Cupid that brought her here.
No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
[instrumental music]
Yes, yes. How can I help you?
We were, we were just looking around.
Oh, oh, you're-you're fellow scholars.
What exactly were you looking for? Hmm?
Perhaps, uh, perhaps..
...Dr. Chester Stock's musings
on the Smilodon californicus?
- Uh.. - Uh! Uh!
Get out of here!
Uh, meeting someone?
Or-or are you just here to brush up
on Merriam's views on evolution?
Um, actually, I find Merriam's views
far too progressionist.
I find Merriam's views far too progressionist.
[chuckles] I'm sorry. Who are you?
I'm a professor here. Ross Geller.
Ross Geller? Why do I know that name?
It's a.. Wait!
Did you write this?
Yes.
You're the person who checked out my book?
You know, you look nothing
like I would have thought.
You're, you're so young.
Well, I, uh, I skipped fourth grade.
I am very, very sorry.