(Jordan laughs)
- But those are...
- Oh.
- I didn't expecting that.
Snack attacks, missing digits,
and Christmas tree kerfuffles.
Holy cow.
Today we are breaking down and reacting to all
of the imaginative medical scenes and gruesome injuries
from Happy Tree Friends number 11.
Let's dive right in.
(Nutty gulps)
(Nutty laughs)
Brain freeze.
(Jordan laughs)
There's a quick trick if you actually get brain freeze.
- Brain freeze!
- You can try to either push your thumb
onto the roof of your hard palate.
There's some nerves on the top of the roof
of the mouth that you can actually warm up
to prevent that or to get it to go away fast.
Or push your tongue against the roof of the mouth as well.
(click)
Oh, he's like, is he frozen to it?
(Jordan gasps)
Oh my gosh!
You ever see the movie "Christmas Story"
where the kid is double dog dared
to put his tongue on the pole?
Don't do that.
The way to be able to get your skin off
of that cold surface, you need a liquid, basically.
Preferably warm.
That's probably the fastest, easiest way.
- You wouldn't happen to have a cup
of warm water, would you?
(Jordan gasps)
- Wow, it just ripped his face off.
You don't really see that too often.
Typically we see lacerations.
Lacerations to the face end up healing really well.
Now, if there's tissue that is actually ripped off
and removed, you may need donor sites to help
with that on the face.
It just depends on how gaping of a wound it is.
(Nutty screams)
These small puncture wounds, they don't go very deep.
You do have to clean them out really well,
and trying to clean them out is actually quite difficult
'cause they're holes.
Puncture wounds actually have an increased risk
of getting infected because they're hard to clean.
(Lifty and Shifty laugh)
Okay, hot air balloon.
(Lumpy gasps)
Oh geez. Oh geez.
Oh. He's gonna get some horrible road rash.
It's burning off the tissue.
We see this most commonly in motorcycle accidents.
When you slide on the ground,
if you're not wearing Kevlar pants
or leather pants that can have some abrasion resistance,
you're just gonna have to get a skin graft.
- [Lifty and Shifty] Huh?
- Oh no.
Electrical high wires.
The biggest thing that we worry about
when we see these is when say somebody hits into one
of these poles and it comes down
and then it's like a wire that's on a car or whatnot.
You don't want to touch the ground
and the vehicle at the same time.
Energy's gonna pass through.
(Lifty screams)
(Lifty gurgles)
(whoosh)
(click)
What?
(beeping)
We got two kidneys. We got a heart.
The eyeball on top. Actually quite funny.
Good idea to try to land on a tree
to maybe lessen the fall,
but that was a big mistake.
Oh god, don't jump. (gasps)
Oh...
(Shifty screams)
Oh my gosh, this is so bad.
- Oh, it's so bad.
- There was a kidney just hanging out.
At least they have the kidney depicted
appropriately attached in the middle
where basically all the vessels go into
and out of as well as the ureter.
Oh, ripping, wow.
Attached to the spine, ripping the vertebral column.
So you're having a rupture
of all the ligaments that are keeping it attached together.
(Shifty screams)
(click)
That was intense.
There have been issues where people get propeller injuries.
Typically, you don't see like, big propeller injuries.
They're a model plane, smaller things.
They've seen pretty bad lacerations and deep wounds
to where you actually need a subspecialty surgeon
to actually put these back together.
(Lumpy hums)
(doorbell rings)
- [Lumpy] Huh?
- Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.
Okay, first off, you gotta pick the iron up.
You don't want that just sitting there burning.
It's gonna burn your clothes.
(click)
- Hi! You wanna buy some cookies?
Huh?
(Jordan laughs)
- Gotta get covered. Turn around.
So why is he confused?
Is there a gas leak in the house?
(Jordan gasps)
Definite example of how you not have an outlet.
That's electrical fire hazard right there.
- [Lumpy] Whoa, whoa!
(Giggles screams)
- Oh my gosh. Burning of the face.
The burn probably is more likely a first degree,
maybe a little bit of a second degree.
Just depends on how long it actually stays on there.
(click)
Oh geez. Oh geez.
Why is there...
Oh, flying at-
(Gliggles screams)
(click)
- Come on.
- Bilateral eye injury into the brain
with this probably would not cause that.
Probably cause some soft tissue injury.
And obviously there's not that much blood
going on in our eyes like that in a case.
There's mostly more fluid than anything.
There is a major blood vessel in the back,
but again, wouldn't bleed this much.
(Giggles gurgles)
(Jordan laughs)
I mean, it's a funny depiction.
It's like soup coming out now.
I see a lot of power equipment injuries.
The kitchen ones we typically see are fast spinning blades,
food processor, or blender where people stick their hands
in when something's caught
and they slice off a finger or cause lacerations.
(Jordan laughs)
But those are...
Oh.
I didn't expecting that.
- Did not see that coming.
- We actually see bite wounds all the time.
Human bites, animal bites, both have dirty mouths
and both require antibiotic treatment.
Typically, it's actually about the same antibiotic.
Most of the time,
it is a type of penicillin derivative.
(Toothy screams)
(Lumpy gasps)
Oh, there's the finger.
Oh my gosh.
So what do you do if you chop off a finger by accident?
You wanna stop the bleeding.
You wanna find the appendage.
Maybe wrap it in some wet gauze or something like that.
Then maybe put that in a bag.
Get ice, ice water, and put that in a bag
and put the finger inside,
so you don't wanna directly
touching anything that's super cold
where it can cause a freezer burn.
(click)
Just get-
Oh. (laughs)
Don't ever squeeze stuff.
That is the same thing when like,
say somebody comes in with an eye injury to the hospital,
you don't really want to touch the eye
'cause then you can squeeze the goo out.
(click)
(playful music)
Oh, okay. You get a heart.
- You've got your heart.
- So at least they depict the heart really well
in the sense of like, the different attachments.
You have multiple different attachments on the top.
Usually people depict it as like, four.
(click)
- [Lumpy] Aha!
(uplifting music)
- Oh, we got a kidney.
We discussed like, organ transplants.
There is a time limit, and they need to be cooled down.
Cooled down because you wanna slow the processes down.
They need to be sterile, clean.
You need a recipient to be able to give these to.
(click)
(suspenseful music)
(Lumpy screams)
Oh. Needle to the eye, very common.
I've seen this many times,
and what ends up happening is depending
on how it penetrates,
how deep it goes will cause an issue,
so if it's just into the globe, it could get infected.
You worry about the fluid and the foreign body in there,
but then if it messes with your retina in the back,
it can cause permanent vision loss,
so a lot of different things can occur.
It just all depends on where it hits in the eye.
(Lumpy screams)
(Jordan laughs)
I love how he's like, so satisfied
and feels much better after he rips out his own eye.
Yeah, please don't do that.
(click)
(Lumpy screams)
(click)
Killed by your own piggy bank.
We get a lot of people that get crush injuries
that go to the hospital.
Objects fall on an individual,
or the individual falls from a large height.
You just wanna examine the whole body.
'Cause you never know if there's any distracting injury
where you're like,
"Oh my gosh, there's blood everywhere for this like, ankle,"
but yet you missed something else.
(whoosh)
Hoo.
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any of these things, but it would be awesome, wouldn't it?
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