-Hmm... hmm... hmm...
-Agh! What? What? What is it now?
-Hmm... nothing. -Really?
-I was just wondering, who's this square?
-I'm not a square, I'm a cube. A Rubik's Cube.
-Gesundheit. -Thank you, but I didn't sneeze.
-Yeah, I know. It was a joke,
'cause you have a funny-sounding name.
-That's not funny. It's Hungarian.
-[sputtering laugh] That's not a real place.
-Yes, it is. -Nuh-uh!
That's from one of Pear's silly dragon books.
-Game of Scones is not "silly dragon books."
It's an epic tale of-- -Boredom. [laughs]
-Rubik's Cube. -Gesundheit!
Seriously. Need a hankie? -I didn't sneeze.
-Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, calm down.
No need to get all red in the face.
[laughs] Red. -That's it.
I've had enough. Someone else can talk to this doofus.
-What makes you think Pear wants to talk to you?
-[groans] Not me. You. You are the doofus.
-[defensively]: Well, that's the problem with nonspecific nouns.
-Gah! [chime!]
-Whoa, Sneezoid, what's wrong with your face?
-There's nothing wrong. He's a Rubik's Cube.
That's how they do. -Weird!
That never happens to me when I sneeze.
-Yo, I don't know who's harshing Red's mellow,
but it's gotta stop, man. -Stop?
But I thought green meant go! [laughs]
Seriously, you're sending me mixed signals. What's the give?
-Yo, dude, I'm just a Rubik's Cube.
-Gesundheit. -I didn't sneeze, man.
-That's okay. I didn't really mean it. [laughs]
Hey, hey, Susie Q! Susie Q!
-I told you, it's Rubik's-- -Gesundheit!
[laughs] Never gets old.
-Ah, forget you, man. [chime!]
-Wow. Green is really into recycling. [laughs]
-Whoa! -Hmm, have we met?
'Cause I'm drawing a total "blank." [laughs]
-Ahh... -What's the matter?
Are you not feeling all "white"? [laughs]
-Aahhh... -Ah, come on. This is gold.
White gold. [laughs]
-Whaa? -Dude, what's wrong with you?
-Ah...choo! [record scratches]
-Wow. Gesundheit.
-Thanks. [chime!]
-Dude, you're supposed to blow your nose, not "blue" it.
[laughs]
-[German accent]: Wow, so funny.
No wonder everyone's hiding from you.
-What? My humor a little too "off color"? [laughs]
-No. Just surprised you haven't resorted to Smurf jokes yet.
-Spoilers, dude! [groans] I was just gonna go there.
-Oh, yeah? Well, you can go there without me, boy.
-[groans]
I'm starting to think this guy is just "toying" with me.
[laughs]
-See you later, loser hat. [chime!]
-Hey, what's with all the commotion?
-Why, hello, yellow. [laughs]
Did they save you for last or are ya just chicken? [laughs]
-Why, I never! You, sir, are very rude food.
-Gesundheit!!! -What?
-Oh, sorry, sorry. I thought you said "Rubik's Cube."
[chuckles] It's sort of a gag we're doing.
-Gags? Obnoxious behavior? Loud noises?!
-I love all those things!!
-I can't believe no one thought of this sooner. Bye!
[chime!]
-[babbling]
Oh, oh, it's a midget basketball!
-Really? Where?! Where?! Where?! -[chuckles]
Silly Midget Basketball doesn't know he's a midget basketball.
[laughs] -Oh, no.
I don't like where this is goin'.
-[wolf whistle] Who's the hottie with the curvy body?
-[laughs] That's no hottie; that's Pear. [laughs]
-Pair? Pair o' what? [both laugh]
-[grumbles deeply] -This guy rules!
He's like something I made in Minecraft!
-And you're like something I made in Rindcraft. [laughs]
-[laughs] -Okay. Guys?
-Hey! Hey, ball-face! Can you make this noise?
Ble-ble-ble-ble-ble... -GUYS!
-You mean this noise? [flapping tongue quickly]
-GUYS!!! -What? What is it, half-a-Pear?
-Hands!
-Aah! Aah! Hands off, dude! Hands off! Aah!
-Whuh! That is so messed up.
[laughs] Mess. -What's the matter?
Didn't see that little "twist" coming?
[crickets chirping] -Too soon, Pear. Too soon.
-[grumbles] Fine. My mistake.
-Don't you mean "mis-face"?
-No, I meant-- -Mis-face!
[color tiles screaming]
[laughs] Knife!