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Qrow: And that, girls, is what we call rolling "snake eyes."
Ruby: Oh, yeah. Look at that. They look like little eyes.
Ruby: Oh, cute...
Tai: Hey, guys! What's going on? Up top!
[Qrow sighs]
Ruby: Uncle Qrow is teaching us important life lessons.
Tai: What kind of life lessons is he teaching you?
Yang: You know, like "love is for suckers" and "rules are for fools."
Tai: Wait, what?
Yang: And never get caught cheating because it's only cheating if you get caught.
[Tai gasps]
Tai: Qrow, what are you telling my girls?
Qrow: It's a harsh world out there Tai. I'm just teaching them what they need to know.
Tai: Uh, I've already taught them everything they need to know about justice, honor and maintaining excellent oral hygiene...
Great job, girls.
Ruby: It's okay, Dad, you can teach us all the boring stuff and Uncle Qrow can teach us all the cool stuff!
Tai: But I'm cool, too! I'm a cool dad, right?
[Ruby and Yang laugh]
Yang: Good one, Dad!
Wait, were you serious?
Tai: But I have a tattoo and sweet cargo shorts!
Qrow: Yeah, that's adorable.
Come on, girls. Let's go set off some illegal fireworks.
Tai: I can do anything Qrow can do.
Bleh bleh bleh - break all the rules - ugh - look at my messy hair.
I spend an hour every day styling. Hey, bartender. Give me another drink. It's been two minutes since my last one.
Tai [pained]: IT BURNS...
Neptune: Huh?
Sun: Yo, dude, back from the gym. I am sweaty! Gonna hop in the shower.
Neptune: Sounds good...
Why'd you have to wake me up for that?
I don't care...
Qrow: ...and that's why you never tell a cute waitress your real name.
[Yang and Ruby laugh]
Yang: Dad?
Since when do you skateboard?
Tai: I've been skateboarding for years! I guess you just didn't notice 'cause I'm so chill about it.
[Cat meows and Zwei barks in turn]
Zwei, you can stop now.
Zwei! Stop!
Whoa!
Tai: Hey girls! Check this out! Whoa!
Oof!
Ow!
Ohhh...
So much...
Hurting...
Velvet: Hey, who is that weird guy staring at us?
Tai: Yeah, I used to have some pretty sick moves when I was younger.
You want me to teach you my sick moves?
Yang: No, that's okay, Dad.
Ruby: Dad! Are you okay?
Ruby: Why are you acting so weird lately?
Tai: I know how much you girls look up to your Uncle Qrow because he's so cool...
I just want you to think that I'm cool, too.
Ruby: Well, dads aren't supposed to be cool. They're supposed to be dads.
And you're the best dad in the whole world.
Tai: You really mean that?
Yang: Yeah, that's way better than being cool.
Now please, stop trying to get yourself killed.
Tai: Well, I guess I did all right if I raised girls like you.
Qrow: Well, my work here is done.
Velvet: But, you didn't really do anything.
Qrow: Didn't I, Rabbit Girl?
Didn't I?
Velvet: My name's Velvet.
Qrow: I don't care.