- I know that it looks so dark in here right now
that it could be nighttime, I promise you it's not,
it's just Vancouver in the winter.
Hey guys!
(coughs)
It feels like winter has come, here in Vancouver
and for us that just means rain.
Today, in honor of the new series
that Shane Dawson is putting out on his channel,
featuring the wonderful, beautiful, scary, wealthy, world
of Jeffree Star, we're gonna be eating like
the queen himself, Jeffree Star
but before we jump into that, for any of you who don't know,
my name is Alayna Joy, and I make videos here
on this channel where I try new things,
it's either that or I'm talking about sexuality.
(laughs) so if those are things that interest you,
hit that subscribe button, join the family,
we would love to have you.
Before we get into the video,
I do wanna share an exciting, quick update about my Patreon,
I have added a Discord!
(wooing)
For any of you who don't know,
a Discord is essentially an online chatroom,
it's like MSN Messenger.
Who remembers MSN Messenger?
Anyone? (crickets chirping)
but it's online, it doesn't require a phone number
and it's just a place where all
of us have been chatting over the last week.
So, if you're interested in signing up
to be apart of the Discord, it's only $3 a month,
unless you wanna be in the VIP chatroom
or if you wanna join us
for the monthly Google Hangouts that we do,
there's all sorts of different tiers for that.
This is also a really good time to join because in December,
I'm gonna be sending out holiday cards again.
I did this last year, I sent out personalized holiday cards
to every single one of my Patreons
and I'm gonna be doing it again this year.
If that sounds like something you're interested in,
it'll be the top link in the description
and that's that on that.
I keep catching my eyeshadow in the viewfinder,
Wow, that's bright!
I thought that I would do my best
to dress like Jeffree Star.
I'm not about to go out and buy some Gucci or Louis Vuitton,
so this old pink sweater will have to do.
You can't say I didn't try.
So, eating like Jeffree Star.
(sighs)
I'm gonna die today.
(laughs)
today's the day where it's all over for me.
I did not realize how...
terrible his diet is.
I could not find him eating anything but junk food
and not only junk food but sugar.
If you've seen any of my eating videos in the past,
you know how I feel about sugar,
I think it's gross, it makes my tongue feel weird
and it gives me a stomach ache.
(can pops)
Mmmm.
Love a little Red Bull pick-me-up in the morning.
(coughs and whines) Oh, God.
Jeffree doesn't really drink coffee,
he drinks Red Bull, so bottoms up, kids!
It's syrup, it's like runny syrup
and with that, it's time for breakfast.
(guitar music) Mmm!
Looks like such a healthy,
nutritious, delicious breakfast.
Oh, those actually smell really good!
(crunching)
Ahh! (laughs)
(bowl clanking)
I love starting my day off right. (laughs)
Okay, I know I'm whining and complaining here already
but I'm gonna be honest, this does actually smell delicious
and in its own way,
it's bringing me back to my childhood, so.
Hi, Boogs, you want some?
What are you doin'?
Wanna come try some of my sugar soup? (laughs)
that's all cereal really is.
There are these iconic photos of Jeffree Star,
from I believe back in his Myspace days,
where he's like lying on the ground
and I think he's supposed
to be like throwing up Froot Loops,
that's what we're having today.
Wow, you guys really (laughs)
really curious about the Froot Loops!
Here, have some milk.
Have some oat milk.
Oh! (laughs)
I totally forgot to mention, I follow a vegan diet,
we'll not just a vegan diet, I am a vegan. (laughs)
So, that's like half the fun of this series. (laughs)
I'm gonna eat like Jeffree Star all day, but vegan.
(soft guitar music)
Okay, it's not bad. (laughs)
when you first have a bite of something so sugary,
it coats your mouth in that nasty, syrupy feeling,
once you're over that part (laughs)
it's kinda tasty.
I used to eat this for breakfast like every day.
What were my parents thinking. (laughs)
No, just kidding, just kidding, Mom and Dad!
Well, I'm gonna finish up my first meal of the day
and I'll be back at lunchtime.
(crunching)
see ya then.
(soft music)
Hey, guys, it's lunchtime.
(rain falling)
And yes, I'm still trying to drink this
and no, it's not getting any easier. (laughs)
(clapping) so, it is lunchtime.
And (laughs) for lunch,
we're gonna be making a couple different stops.
(stammers)
This Red Bull is getting to me!
Is the caffeine in Red Bull different
than the caffeine in coffee?
Oh! (laughs)
It sure feels different! (laughing)
(rain falling) Why am I tearing up?
"Vitalizes the body and mind."
Sure does!
I want to address something from
the past few episodes of this.
I'm no longer gonna be including calories
in any of these videos, at the start of the series,
I was planning on comparing
the non-vegan day of eating to the vegan day of eating
and like looking at the differences in calories
but I hear you guys, I see your comments,
the calorie count really isn't important,
it's not helpful, you guys don't like it,
when I think about it, I don't like it either,
so, I just want you to know that going forward,
there will be no calorie comparison
at the end of these videos.
First and foremost, the point of this series is fun.
I think it's interesting to find out
what all of these different people eat like
and second, really, my main goal in these videos,
is to showcase some of the ways
that you can eat fun vegan food
and some already vegan foods
that you might not even know are out there,
that's the focus of these videos,
not calories, not weight loss,
not trying to make anybody feel bad
for the way that they eat.
That being said, Jeffree Star,
what are you thinking? (laughs)
The nutritional value, in this day of eating,
as you guys are gonna see, is little to none
but you guys can judge that for yourself,
I don't have to shove it in your face.
(rain falling)
This is like, getting tastier by the sip...
and that's scary. (laughs)
Let's go get some lunch.
(beep)
So, we are about to go through the drive-through
of our first lunch stop, A&W.
I know, I've never seen Jeffree Star eat A&W either
but what I do see him eat in...
every video where he's eating, is burgers,
fast food burgers and here in Canada,
Wendy's, Burger King, McDonald's,
none of them have vegan burgers,
yet, apparently they're coming but A&W does, so,
(laughs) here's the plan,
I'm gonna order the vegan A&W burger
and then we're gonna go to Burger King
to get my favorite part of any meal...
dessert. (kids cheering)
Can I get one of your Beyond Meat burgers?
Nothing on it but the burger patty and the bun.
- Hi there.
- Hi, thank you very much!
- Have a good day.
- You, too. (beep)
And now we have arrived
at our second destination, Burger King,
because Burger King is something
that I actually found that Jeffree eats
and they seem to have quite a few dessert items
that are accidentally vegan.
Let's go.
(ding)
Do you carry those french toast sticks?
- Uh, at breakfast.
- Oh, that's only for breakfast.
- Yeah.
- Do you know if the apple turnovers,
if those are vegan?
- Vegan?
- Mhm, like no dairy in them?
- No.
- Okay, so that was a giant failure.
They don't have the apple pie, which is supposed to be vegan
and they don't have the french toast dipping sticks
because it's not breakfast.
That was the whole point of coming to Burger King,
so I just got some french fries. (laughs)
we're gonna have our burger and fries Jeffree style.
Oh, and of course, don't forget.
Our beverage of choice.
The way that Jeffree eats his burgers is plain (laughs)
with nothing but bun, meat and cheese.
- I'm gonna get a cheeseburger plain,
just meat, cheese and the bun.
- Of course A&W doesn't have vegan cheese,
so I brought my own and then of course,
in true Jeffree fashion, top bun, garbage.
- Top buns, we don't know her.
- Why?
- Too much bread.
- Mmm, the cheese is actually good!
Let's try a fry.
(rain falling)
Mmm, you can't go wrong with a potato.
Potato-based foods you really can't.
This is tasty!
I'm not mad at eating this, in fact,
I'm enjoying eating this
but to just eat this,
I don't know, I'm concerned for Jeffree's insides.
Hello, everybody, and welcome back to my malnutrition.
Guess what time it is!
- Dinner?
- Dinnertime! (imitates horn)
So, it's dinnertime now and as anybody
who follows Jeffree Star,
knows Jeffree Star is the king of Taco Bell.
I have a feeling that if Jeffree Star had
to eat one thing for the rest of his life,
it would be Taco Bell.
The only problem with that for us, you know, us.
Us, vegans, who eat only what Jeffree Star eats today
because what does Jeffree Star (laughs)
I can't, I can't with his diet,
what does Jeffree Star order at Taco Bell?
A cheese quesadilla with no sauce,
no vegetables, extra cheese. (laughs)
And can I, me, a vegan, recreate that order at Taco Bell?
No.
So, we're gonna recreate it
(claps) here at home.
Lucky for me it's a pretty simple recipe.
What you're gonna need is tortilla shells...
And cheese (laughs)
the end, you did it, congratulations, that's the recipe.
You know how I'm determined to get you to give me an A+?
(laughs) today's the day, I can feel it.
Quesadilla Making 101.
You start with a tortilla, then you add cheese
and then you cover it with a second tortilla.
Congratulations, you've made a quesadilla! (laughs)
Except, we're doing this the Jeffree Star way,
so we need to do extra cheese.
Wait, oh, okay!
Little over done but this actually kinda looks like
the Taco Bell crusts and I know Jeffree likes it crispy.
- Oh, crunchy.
- Ah!
Ow!
Ah!
(laughs) It's hot!
Dallas, are you ready?
Ready for your A+ meal?
I present to you, Taco Bell made from scratch.
Cheese quesadilla, extra cheese, no sauce.
- Not even salsa?
- It's five star dining.
- No hot sauce, no salsa?
- No sauce, no salsa, just cheese and bread.
It's hot because it's fresh because I made it from scratch.
(laughs)
- It actually looks good.
- A+ good? (laughs)
- I mean I would love some salsa
- Can't - or some hot sauce.
- Jeffree Star doesn't have to put that stuff on here.
- As soon as the camera's off, I'll grab some.
(gasps)
- The cheese actually looks like melty and good, though.
Like look at the this.
See cheese in there. - Well, see if you rip it
and see if it does the stretchy thing.
- Oh, let's not push our luck.
(gasps) Oh, my God!
It's an A+ waiting to happen, I can feel it.
- Ready? - Yeah.
(clinks)
(soft guitar music)
I hate it.
Oh, I hate it. (laughs)
- See, I kinda like it.
- I don't hate it because I hate the cheese,
the cheese is actually tasty, I'm impressed,
it's just tortilla and cheese goo.
- It's pretty good.
(laughs)
- It needs vegetables, it needs fake meat, it needs sauce.
Let's have dessert right away.
- Okay.
- Are you ready for dessert?
- Mmmm.
(laughs)
- Are you ready for the final part of this meal?
- Can you bring hot sauce when you come back?
- [Alayna] No, that's cheating!
- Oh, my God!
No, is that it?
(laughs) Oh, my God, no.
I'm not even gonna do it.
That's so gross.
- (laughs) What do you mean?
- Oh!
- You don't wanna eat whipped frosting out of the jar?
- Are you kidding me?
(laughs)
- He eats Funfetti Frosting but I couldn't find
that at the grocery store, so, Betty Crocker.
(sirens wailing)
Someone called the cops, this is so nasty.
- If I like this, I'm gonna be so mad.
(mumbles)
- Oh, it's on there.
Livin' life on the edge.
(exhales)
- Just lick it, you're gonna vomit
and I don't wanna see that.
- That's what he said?
(laughs)
- Oh, my God.
(soft guitar music)
- You're gonna like it.
(laughs) - Oh, yeah!
That's so good.
- Oh, Dallas!
- Oh, my God.
- You know, actually, that's not
as bad as I thought it was gonna be
- It's actually so (beep) good!
(laughs)
- That makes this taste better.
- This is a new low for me.
(laughs)
- Dallas, if you're gonna cheat,
can you at least cheat off camera (laughs)
in secret so that they don't know?
- It's so good!
Jeffree, (stammers) just how you like it.
- So, what's my grade?
What grade do I get for this meal?
- An A.
- No, you don't!
- You haven't earned an A+ yet, but...
- That's the highest grade you've given me.
- Mhm, 'cause this is tight.
- You're givin' me an A for this?
And my homemade pasta from scratch got a B+?
Or whatever you said, A C+?
- Yeah.
- B?
- I stand by it.
(scoffs)
- And that completes this day of eating.
In interest of full transparency, I will tell you guys
that I did take my multivitamin this morning. (laughs)
because I couldn't.
I couldn't just do this to my body. (laughs)
but that's it for this video.
Let me know in the comments down below
who you would like to see me eat like next.
Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it,
subscribe if you aren't already.
(ding) Thank you to my VIP
and up Patreons, thank you so much for your support
and for being apart of that community.
I hope to see some new names in the Discord chat
and remember that if you sign up before December,
you will be getting a holiday card in the mail from me.
That's it, I love you guys very much
and I'll see you in the next one.
Bye. (blows kiss)
(lips puckering)
Good boy!
Now they're getting soggy!
Dallas eats his cereal soggy.
Did you guys know this?
(laughs) probably not.
How would you know that?
Like, he will pour milk on to his cereal,
set it aside, let it sit until it gets soggy
and then eat it, I don't know why I said, "Yes" either.