If you can believe it, this home is actually a converted tropical fruit.
Let's take a look.
Find out the value of this pineapple estate
with Bikini Bottom Dream Homes.
Located in a secluded corner of Bikini Bottom,
this post-modern tropical gem features 360 degree ocean views,
and three stories of nautical luxury.
Recently renovated, and re-renovated,
and re-renovated.
This home retains its tropical fruit style.
We're talking about gut renovations here,
but it was rebuilt with spectacular attention to detail,
including the type of period details you'd wanna see
on a legacy property like this.
At the striking entrance to the home,
an authentic steel hatched door opens into
a vibrant, inviting common space.
Equally suited to entertaining, casual comfort,
and impromptu medical procedures.
[sneezing]
A truly multi-purpose space.
The sitting room also boasts a home office nook
with a fully stocked essay-writing desk.
With thoughtful design features like this one-of-a-kind wall clock,
this study nook is set up for maximum productivity.
Yeah! Yeah!
And some of these...
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Beyond the drawing room,
the spotless kitchen boasts professional grade appliances.
Though there's no griddle here,
the recently updated fridge is large enough to cope
with the most extreme thirsts.
This is an extreme thirst!
I love the open floor plan here, and there's still enough storage space
for three days of snail food.
I have all the cans marked, a can in the morning and a can at night.
Sure it's enough?
It may seem quaint and cozy,
but venture up the dramatic, sweeping staircase
to the second floor,
and you'll find this home is much more spacious than it lets on.
The second story is decked out with dazzling amenities.
The in-home gym is really impressive.
State-of-the-art equipment, custom motivational posters,
it's perfect for a true buff-pants.
[moaning]
[squeaking]
The second floor also features a library
with a soaring two-story slide.
And for all those who are ugly and proud,
this library houses a dramatic pipe organ,
and an enormous wood-burning fireplace.
[music playing]
SpongeBob?
The centerpiece of the full bath
is a stunning stand-alone hinge-footed tub.
Now, the full bath is really more of an in-home spa for
sponge and snail alike.
Get in the tub!
Get in the tub.
In the tub!
And bespoke details, like the custom-built bamboo ringer,
turns this into a sumptuous retreat.
The natural light from the porthole window,
and extra touches like the ringer,
this is the type of deluxe master bath you may never leave.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Directly above the bathroom,
the master bathroom is a quiet sanctuary from the hustle and bustle
of Bikini Bottom.
[horn blowing]
It's fully furnished with a plush triple mattress
row-away bed.
A regulation height diving board adds character to the space.
A diving board fully underwater is a rare find,
but you know, it can really launch you into your morning routine.
I'm naked!
It's a great feature to have.
The master is finish with sleek metal paneling,
and an accent wall calendar.
I love a good accent wall calendar.
It really adds a pop of color.
The big boating exam is today.
The top floor master offers access to the piece de resistance:
a fully landscaped private rooftop terrace.
The terrace in the crown of the pineapple,
you could say it's the crowning glory of this home.
This striking avant garde home has plenty of curb appeal as well.
The grounds of the estate are meticulously maintained,
as is the rest of the neighborhood,
thanks to the local homeowner's association.
The secret royal order of the Good Neighbor Lodge!
With one of the most desirable addresses in Bikini Bottom,
it's minutes from fine dining,
but with plenty of room to breathe.
That's truly all you need, just fine dining and breathing.
Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do
with fine dining.
Fine dining and breathing.
Both walkable and bike-able.
[groaning]
Bikini Bottom is also well connected to major public transit routes.
Don't worry, SpongeBob, I'm coming back for you!
And the town is also home to a thriving cultural scene,
with concerts,
art galleries,
and talent shows.
So idyllic location, upscale features,
and an architectural tour de force,
this is an exceptional piece of real estate.
A one-bedroom home,
clocking in a just a few square feet, in such an exclusive neighborhood.
This home is valued at 18 million dollars.
It's beautiful, I'll take it!
But don't count on this one hitting the market.
Its current owner isn't looking to move out anytime soon.