My friend Brad
had a birthday recently
and I didn't know what to get him.
Now, I really don't mean to generalize,
but my friend Brad, he's...
he's-- he's straight.
So I got him the one thing I know all straight guys really,
really, really, really like.
I got him an empty Gatorade bottle to put in his room.
I, uh...
I was walking down the street
when this woman yells in my direction,
"Birthday girl!"
Now, she was clearly yelling to someone behind me,
'cause I'm not a girl,
nor was it my birthday.
But for a second, though,
the world was mine.
I saw that movie,
um, "Arrival,"
with Amy Adams and the aliens.
I really loved that movie because it has the two things
that I look for in any motion picture.
A beautiful actress doing this...
but also...
a beautiful actress doing this...
You know, I feel like...
I haven't gotten to know the audience very well
during the time I've been here.
So I would like to get to know you a little bit better,
or maybe at least one of you,
through a segment I call Brooklyn Brunch.
In it, I just interview an audience member
as if we're just two friends having brunch.
So, hi.
You seem-- you seem very kind and lovely,
so you will be the guest of Brooklyn Brunch,
the segment where I interview an audience member
as if we're just two friends having brunch.
Now, I don't know if you realize,
but there is a significant distance between me and you,
and getting down there would take me roughly 45 minutes.
So would you mind coming up here?
Just walking-- so, yes, just stand up.
And then one, two, three, stop.
Welcome to Brooklyn Brunch,
the segment where I interview an audience member
as if we're just two friends having brunch.
So, what's your name?
Camille.
( laughter )
Thanks.