I guess since you rode a large pig and tackled a farmer...
I guess you can do my job.
Thanks, but I don't want to do your job.
You don't?
No, I don't want to be running after bad guys and evil criminals fighting
and getting all disgusting.
- I'll do it. - Schwoz!
[audience laughing]
I'm going to have to turn you over my knee?
No, no spanking!
[audience laughing]
So forgive me?
I will... after we hug.
No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! Please don't.
He needs Captain Man.
Find a parachute and get off this blimp right now!
- No, no. - Henry! Do it right, okay?
You were only 13 when you took that oath,
You didn't know what you're getting into. You didn't sign up for this.
I did. Now get out of here! Let me save my city.
Okay. Okay, I'll go.
But, one more thing.
What?
I love you, buddy.
[screaming]
And every week, the man fans get together and talk about stuff,
that Captain Man and Kid Danger are doing.
And I just want to be a part of it.
But how am I going to get a stupid selfie with Captain Man?
All right, listen.
I read a rumor online that Captain Man might be going
to the Galaxy Wars premiere tonight.
Really? Where online?
Uh, they took it down. But I saw it and it said he was gonna be there.
[audience laughing]
Wait...
Where am I going to get a ticket?
Charlotte has an extra one. I could ask her to take you.
Why are you being nice to me?
Because, you're my little sister... I don't know. Shut up.
We leave Jasper the way he is. Or else...
I can't be Kid Danger anymore.
Henry...
You're not going to quit being Kid Danger.
I don't want to quit.
But if you're going to erase all the memories from my oldest friend's brain,
then...
Then I don't want this anymore.
You know what I felt yesterday when we got our butts handed to us by Frank Gainey?
I felt the same as when I was a kid.
I didn't get that part in the musical about cats.
- Okay, was the musical Cats? - It doesn't matter, Henry!
What matters is that I put myself out there musically.
And once again, I was humiliated.
I just can't face them.
[soft piano music playing]
What's that? Is that music playing?
Yeah. We're approaching Swellview. It's the curse.
[groaning]
Hey, you were just a kid.
Exactly. You ever hear of childhood trauma? Origin stories?
Man I really wish I could use my arms to gesture emotionally right now.
[audience laughing]
But you grew up to be a real life hero, dude.
My hero.
[audience laughing]
This is for you, Charlotte.
[music playing]
[wasps buzzing]
[screaming]
Jasper!
Oh, yeah. You better get to that birthday party.
Right.
Uh, Ray...
Would you do me a huge favor?
My party's a flop.
I'm just gonna go upstairs and sit in my closet with my cat.
[audience laughing]
Pardon me.
[audience cheering]
My Man Van broke down up there in the street.
So I walked into this house and came down to this basement.
[audience laughing]
Holy chunks! You're... You're Captain Man!
Thank you.
- You're my hero. - Of course.
So, I was thinking.
Yeah, me too.
It's time for you to leave Swellview.
Really?
You're not a sidekick anymore. You're a hero.
Well, I learned from the best.
My hero, Dwayne, The Rock, Johnson.
My guess was Diesel.
[audience laughing]
And on the seventh day...
You gonna be okay without me?
The real master said let them--
You gonna be okay in Dystopia?
The place was rough.
Somebody's got to keep an eye on Jasper.
Yeah.
Hey!
Whoa, hey Hen.
Listen, I owe you an apology.
What for?
For...
Well, I mean, you got all the attention for stopping that motorcycle guy
and I don't know, I guess it made me feel--
Jealous?
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, don't feel bad because maybe one day you'll do something that matters.
[audience laughing]