- My two favourite things.
We're getting coffee for the caffeine, it's a stimulus.
- Yeah.
- And alcohol, for the alcohol.
- For the fun times.
- And it kind of evens itself out, so yeah.
- Yeah.
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- You know what?
I feel like I'm gonna turn into the Hulk
after this shoot, and just break through the wall.
Pew!
- Espresso martinis, huh.
They're like, they put little coffee beans on top,
and they're ice cold.
- Oh.
- And you sip them and you stay going all night.
- We want all the caffeine and we want all the alcohol.
- Yeah, so if you start saying it's decaf coffee,
no, no, no.
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- [Both] Ah, the Irish coffee.
- Ah.
- Hot Irish man.
Based on me and Paul.
- Ooh, look at that.
- I've never heard of this before.
- Hot Irish what?
- Finish the sentence.
- How to make the perfect Irish coffee?
You just take off the lid and drink it straight.
- Hot Irish man.
Oh I could do with one of them in my life.
- I'd say it's the most not Irish thing in the world.
- I'm not ready for this.
- 21 percent.
- Stunning.
- There's coffee and alcohol in this bottle.
So you just buy it already pre-made,
so you don't have to make it.
That's grand.
- Pretty cool, isn't it?
- Oh yeah.
- Hey, always a party with the Irish, isn't it?
It's always a party.
- Oh that was beautiful.
- Oh yes.
- That was so nice.
- Smell that.
- Ooh, ooh.
No.
- No?
- Looks kind of like marmite.
- Oh yeah.
- But I know it tastes nicer.
- Oh, she thick.
- Oh it smells like coffee but then wine.
Coffee and wine.
- What color is that?
- Black.
- It couldn't be black, is it?
- Like your soul, Jesus.
- Not like a big fill thing, just a little fill thing.
That's enough, no that's enough,
that's enough, that's enough.
- Ma hoo, lad.
- Oh.
- Ah.
Ooh.
Ah.
- Ugh.
- No.
No way.
- I know some people are gonna hate this,
but I actually just adore everything I'm tasting here.
- That was really not nice.
- Oh, I enjoyed it.
- My body is really warm.
- Oh no, I didn't like that at all.
- I love that.
At the risk of sounding like I have a problem,
it makes me very happy.
- You're kind of on the fence.
- I forgot it's whiskey.
- I don't think you're supposed to do shots of that, Paddy,
I think you're supposed to sip it,
like a nice, lovely time.
- I still taste more coffee than whiskey though.
- Can you get the coffee taste?
- Oh, it's there all right.
- Yeah, and I love coffee.
And I love whiskey.
And when you mix them together,
it really is a bottle of trouble.
- I can taste the coffee, right,
that's what hits me first.
I'm like, this is safe,
and then, then it comes.
- It tastes like heartburn.
- It's like a strong espresso that has
an alcoholic kick to it.
- You might get lucky,
maybe they won't all be whiskey,
maybe the next one will be craft beer or something.
- They're not all whiskey based, are they?
- I won't be drinking it ever at any occasion.
I don't like it at all.
- You see how much energy you have now in a half hour.
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- I'm just afraid.
Oh yeah.
- Oh it's whiskey.
- You betcha.
You know what it is.
- No, it's whiskey.
- Whoo hoo.
- This is like a whiskey shoot in disguise.
Disguised by one of your other favourite drinks.
- They tricked me, they tricked me.
- This is written by John Sharpson
I love whiskey, I'm passionate about coffee,
so I brought them together in Black Twist.
Fair play, clear and to the point, ya lad, ya!
- This is gonna smell intense.
- Come on now baby.
- This is gonna smell awful.
- Oh, that's very different, see whatcha think of that?
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Soot-y or something.
- Yeah, it's like coal.
- It's smoky, yeah it is.
- It smells like coal.
- Like the only satisfaction out of this bottle
is popping it, but that's about it.
Oh.
- Oh.
- I'm not happy about this,
I'm really not happy about it.
- Let's go a little lighter on the amount this time.
- That's plenty.
- It's only 25 percent though, it's not too strong.
It's not too strong.
- Are you for real?
- You'll be fine.
- Ooh.
No.
That's hazelnut roasted right there.
Oh no, are you gonna spit it back?
Huh.
- Oh Jesus.
- Oh my good God, that's disgusting.
- That's not bad.
- You all right?
- Nah, it went up my nose.
- Oh no.
- Rinky drinky, huh.
- Do you like that?
- I mean, as much as I like the taste of any alcohol,
but I like the flavour.
- Oh dear god.
- No.
- It's good, I like it.
- No, I don't.
- Some people just want to watch the world burn.
- It tastes a bit like a museum.
- Can I be honest with you?
- Did you like it?
- No.
That's pure arse water.
- I just can't get my head around it.
I just don't like coffee in any way, okay.
We just need to get this straight.
Shannon doesn't like coffee.
- It's aged in oak casks.
- It's very oak-y.
- Noak-y.
- I drank it wrong, and the fact that I drank it wrong.
- You're dead right you drank it wrong.
- And it was so horrible it hurt all the more.
- I just don't like coffee,
but I don't like whiskey,
so this isn't happiness to me.
- I feel better that you didn't really enjoy it.
- Yeah, no.
- Not just me this time.
- It's just very strong.
- This is some weird alcohol, man.
- Yeah, no, that's not great now.
- The heat, yeah.
Like I'm sweating and it's all going here,
every time I drink it.
It doesn't go to my belly.
- It goes to your heart.
- It just goes to here, and the fumes go to there.
- That's the way the whiskey works.
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- Well, hello.
Galliano.
I've had this before, have I?
- It's a mouthful, isn't it?
- Your Italian lover, I am Galliano.
- I love Galliano.
It's a liqueur, you're safe.
- It looks like an olive oil bottle.
- Espresso liqueur.
- This might be a pepper you shake,
you want some pepper, would sir like some pepper?
- He kind of looks like the kind of man
that's naked and his hair is like blowing in the wind,
doesn't he?
- You're gonna like this.
- I don't think I will.
- I think you'll like it a lot more than the other ones.
- Oh, licorice flavoured, sorry.
Do you like licorice?
- Uh.
It's better than whiskey.
- I have not had Galliano in some time.
- Galliano, Galliano.
- What, it does look like an olive oil bottle, doesn't it?
- It really does, yeah.
- It looks like it needs to be diluted.
- Ahoy, there.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, it doesn't smell good.
- No.
- Three, two, one, drink.
- Honestly, you're gonna hate me in the comments,
but I can't drink this shit.
- Mmm, gravy.
Ooh.
- That was the first one that like went in,
and it was like uh, oh.
- I think you're gonna prefer this now
to the other two.
I think you will, you'll prefer it.
Just don't breathe through your nose.
- It's actually very nice, do you like that?
- That is sweet.
- Mmm.
- Yeah, oh yeah, I could do this all night.
- Yeah.
- Well that was easier.
- Yeah.
- That was easier, that was easier.
- Yeah, it's better.
- That's very intense,
what would you mix that with?
- You know, that one tastes like coffee
for half a second, and then it's all just the liqueur.
- Smell didn't get me, I didn't like the smell at all now,
that nose trick helped.
- It's the aftertaste that's lovely.
- This is the nicest one that I've had, personally.
- Yeah, this is, we're on the right road now.
- That warms you up going down, doesn't it?
- It does, that's nice now.
- It has like a syrup, like a sweet syrup-y aftertaste.
It's lovely.
- This is the first one that didn't give me heartburn.
Like I was actually afraid drinking it,
and then afterwards I was like, this is lovely.
- Yeah.
- It's quite the hit of sugar and alcohol and caffeine
all at once.
- It's waking you right up.
- All the stimuli, saying yes.
(jazz music)
- It's a Jager thing.
- Oh no.
- Jagermeister.
- Something cold is brewing.
Oh my god, I'm excited.
- Do you know what Jagermeister means?
- No.
- Greatest warrior.
- Does it?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh yeah.
Cold brew.
- Look at this.
- Ooh, look, it's all misty.
It's all misty and mystical looking.
- Smell it, it smells like a new speaker.
- Shake and serve.
- Oh sorry.
- As an ice cold shot.
- See, I'm not a fan of the Jager bomb, but I am
a fan of Jager as a shot.
- Huh, it's ice cold.
- Oh, no way.
- Yeah, what's cooler than being cool?
- What?
- Ice cold.
- Whoa.
- All right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
- Okay, I believe you, rocking on.
- You're just gonna see my bagel wings, like,
I'm gonna take flight, like.
- A perfect fusion of original Jagermeister
and intense cold brew coffee,
a taste of the unexpected.
- Look at that, look at that.
It's a proper green liquor bottle, isn't it?
- All the way to the top, Seán, or we have to save it?
- [Producer] Yeah, go on sure.
- Go for it.
- I'll let you pour.
- Oh really, you trust me to do a shot?
- I do.
- I don't trust me to do a shot.
- Shot, shot.
- Ooh, good God.
- Good God good, good God or bad God?
- Oh, I'm sorry, it really smells like Jager.
- Ooh, that's cold.
- That looks like medicine that your ma gave you
when you were a kid and you were sick.
- Exactly.
Jesus, you drink this as a kid for medicine,
you're not going to school the next day.
- See, I hate Jager bombs, but I do like Jager,
so this should be good.
Oh god.
- Should be good.
- The smell just really brought me back
to bad nightclub experiences.
- I don't know anymore, whatever,
it's coffee and alcohol,
what more do you need to know?
- That's all that matters.
- Hold on a minute, I want to get ready for this,
cause I could puke.
- Hmm.
- Ugh.
- There she is.
- Oh my god, that's unreal.
- It is nicer than Jager.
- It's like coffee and medicine.
- Hey, it was cool cause it was cold.
- I'm thinking I'm gonna do one more.
- I was thinking that too.
- Yeah.
- It's like it's so cold it's refreshing.
- It's not cold at all, what are you talking about?
- You can't taste the alcohol,
it's just a nice shot going in your trunk.
- Do you know what, it's actually easier
to drink than Jagermeister.
It's a little bit more coffee-ish.
- I can't actually deal with the fact
that I'm not like rejecting it like I do whiskey.
- Thank you for bringing it into our lives.
- I just feel the warmth of the spirits inside me.
- Oh.
- I don't know about that now.
- I just think spirits are just always hot,
even if you put them in the fridge.
They're still hot because they're
a burning substance, right?
- A lot of people take Jager
to have it in a Jager bomb, right, with Red Bull?
Red Bull, disgusting, and tastes of shame,
and it's just horrible.
This, coffee's great, everyone loves coffee.
- This is a cool-ass motherfucking bottle.
- It is.
- Feel the coldness.
- Okay, ready.
- Just let it go.
- This is the future, Jager.
- It puts a blanket over those horrible
nostalgic memories.
- It smothers them.
- You can't even taste the alcohol, it's grand.
It's lovely.
It's great.
- Jager, you're sound out the door man.
- Danke Schoen Jagermeister.
- I can't speak other languages,
but after a few of these,
I'd be speaking something.
- You kinda lost me on the whiskey,
but after we pushed past that,
it was straight sailing.
- I just really love Galliano.
I want him to move in with me.
Is that too much to ask?
- No, not at all.
- Do you feel like you just keep wanna doing that,
just do that, like you have loads of energy,
like you can't stop doing it
cause you have loads of energy?
- No, dear, because I drink coffee every day,
but you will feel like that for a little while,
but you'll get used to it.
- Yeah, that's what it is.
I don't drink coffee,
so now I'm just like buzzing from the coffee.
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- No, seriously, click that bell.
Do it.
- Where is Galliano?
I want to see him again.
Where is he?
Like, literally, can I just hold him one more time.
I want him, I crave him.