-Now come on, Red. You can't be serious.
-No, not this time, Jim.
There's a great big beautiful world out there and I want to be a part of it.
-I'm telling you, Red,
there's nothing outside the pack but danger.
-Skip it, Jim! I've got my eyes on the future now.
-Don't you get it, Red? You're doomed!
Doomed!
-[sighs] Doomed. What does he know?
-(Orange) Hey! Hey, Maid Marian Berry.
-Huh? What was that?
-Where's Robin Hood? [laughs]
-Oh... oh no!
Oh, God. This is not happening. This is not happening.
-Hey! Hey, Crazy Berry! Why are you talking to yourself?
-Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me!
-Um... you don't look too good, Crazy Berry.
-Hey, who's the new guy? -New guy?
No, I'm not the new guy. I'm just passing through.
-Wow, how do you hitchhike without thumbs? [laughs]
-Tell me you're not a pear.
You're just a misshapen apple. Right, right?
-Dude, what's your problem? -My problem?
I'm in the freakin' kitchen.
What do you think, I'm an idiot? -Umm...
-Everybody knows about the kitchen.
There's this orange and he's totally annoying...
-Hmm, I wonder who he's talking about.
-...and he hangs out with this dopey pear...
-Hey! -...and a bunch of other fruits.
-And marshmallows.
-And if you wind up on the wrong side of the counter, you get knifed.
-Come on, man. I'm sure you're gonna be fine.
-Yeah, not all the new foods get knifed. -Really?
-Yeah, some get blended, some get smashed...
-Oh, this is so bad.
-Oh hey, remember Kiwi? He exploded.
-Well, he did have a short fuse. [both laugh]
-I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
-No, there's gotta be a way.
Hey, do you have any talents?
Maybe if you can do something really cool, you won't get knifed.
-Like what? -Ooh-ooh, I know.
Can you touch your eyeball with your tongue?
Like this. [grunting] -Uh...
-[grunts] You're not trying.
[both grunting]
You're not trying!
-[muffled]: It's as far as it goes.
-Okay, okay, that's not working. We need something else.
Umm... ooh, I know.
You should jump through the fiery hoops of freedom.
-Ooh, yeah. That always works for Grandpa Lemon.
-Time to kick the tires and light the fires.
Geronimo!
[snores]
-Are you crazy? I'm not doing that.
I'm a freakin' raspberry.
-Rap-berry? I didn't know you were a rap-berry.
-No, I'm a raspberry, with an S.
-Hey, hey Rap-berry! -Stop it! Stop talking to me!
-Hey, Rap-berry, hey! -What?!
-[imitates record scratching]
-What? W-what was that?
-[starts beatboxing bass beat]
-What are you doing? -[continues beatboxing]
[funky music begins] -He's right, my friend.
It's the only way.
It's the only way you're gonna get out of here alive.
Are you ready?
Let's do this!
-♪ I was hungry for adventure ♪
♪ So I came into the kitchen ♪
♪ Chasin' down a dream ♪
♪ Like a berry on a mission ♪
♪ Now I got trouble ♪
♪ Not a little but a lot ♪
♪ Trying to save my life ♪
♪ On the choppin' block ♪
-♪ Yo, your rhymes are colder ♪
♪ Than a frigid Snapple ♪
-♪ And you're even smaller ♪
♪ Than Midget Apple ♪
-♪ Hey watch it buddy ♪
♪ I don't need no scorn ♪
-♪ Do you think this saddle ♪
♪ Fits a unicorn? ♪
-♪ Oh, that knife be crazy ♪
♪ That knife be sharp ♪
♪ If I stop for a second ♪
♪ I'll be playin' a harp ♪
♪ To stay alive ♪
♪ I gotta prove I'm gifted ♪
♪ Hit the floor ♪
♪ 'For the knife gets lifted! ♪
-Yeah! -Yeah! Rap-berry!
-That was fresh! -Whoomp, there it is!
-I...I never...I never knew I could do that.
This is amazing!
-There's no way you're gonna get knifed now.
-You know, I learned a lot about myself today.
I learned a lot about life, but most importantly,
I learned that before you can be true to anyone else,
you gotta be true to yourself.
I love you guys!
[splat!] -(others) Whoa!
-Hey there. You folks seen any other berries around here?
Captioned by SpongeSebastian