Where's the trigger?!
I broke you... how have you come back?
You think you're the only one who could learn the strength to escape?
I did not escape
The child of Ra's al Ghul made the climb
But he is not the child of Ra's al Ghul...
I am.
What?
Miranda...
Talia... al Ghul
Here to finish my father's work
But... we totally had sex.
Yes I-I know
No, like... hardcore
Three times
It was all a cruel ploy to gain your confidence
That was a cruel ploy?
Sign me up for another
It was great
When the mission is at hand, no act is off limits
Oh, I agree
Nothing was off limits
It was like an "all-you-can-fuck" buffet
Okay Bruce, that's enough
Okay, let's get back on track
You must be wondering how we came to this moment, Mr. Wayne
Lemme see if I recollect...
some stuff happened...
you sucked my dick...
My father-
like a lot
My father never accepted Bane
How was that, by the way?
Are you done?
I hadn't showered that day
and I fight crime in a rubber suit
Really seals in the flavor
Ugh, dude, Jesus
My father only saw a monster
who could not be tamed
You tamed my monster--
Okay, just shut up! Okay?
...with your mouth--
STOP!
...and two other places--
O-okay
-in an order that would surprise you
Enough!
(ass, mouth, vag)
Alright, that's it!
That's my lover I'm speaking to; I am her protector
That's ironic
'cause we didn't use any protection
and I offered!
You motherfuc-
No, no, no Bane, it's fine
These words will be his last
Her last words were:
"Spit in my mouth!"
Okay, do you understand what's happening right now?
A bomb is about to blow up Gotham and I've stabbed you!
I stabbed you first.
Okay.
...with my dick.
I-I got it
Just to clarify, guy who breathes through a crab
It's not the first time one of us has
shoved nine hard inches up into somebody's ribs
It wasn't nine inches
Except what I did to her
she looooved it
Enough!
Soon you will feel the fire of 12 million souls you failed!
So what you are saying is by
touching that red spot in just the right way
there's an explosion?
Exactly.
We get it
You know I'm good at it
I'll do the alphabet
A is for Alfred, B is for bats
It's a clitoris, I get it, I get it
You don't have to show me (I've found it!) I get it
I'm the world's greatest detective!
Give it-
Yes, how does it feel to have something hard
penetrate your body?
No? Nothing?
I mean I can think of like ten off of that
I'm sorry
All sex jokes aside, I am losing quite a bit of blood
You're an idiot
Alright, fuck this, I am just gonna blow up Gotham now
Goodbye, my love
Wait, are you crying right now?
Jesus... his face is all wet
Like mine was at the beginning-
Andddd he's back
-and yours was at the end
Press the button!
You gave Gordon a way to block my signal
No matter, you bought yourself 11 minutes
What you should buy yourself...
is another pair of panties
I totally hid these from you when you were in the John
So gross.
That's a lot of memories
You want a little?
Which ones of these tubes you smell out of?
Uh-ugh
Now, you have my permission to cry