LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOODS WE'VE GOT RIGHT HERE.
WE HAVE COW INTESTINES.
WE'VE GOT HOT SAUCE.
WE HAVE BULLPENS.
BIG HEAD JELLY, APPARENTLY WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS HEAD CHEESE.
WE HAVE VIENNA SAUSAGE JUICE.
DRIED CATERPILLARS.
LAMB TONGUE AND A SARDINE SMOOTHIE.
OK.
SO STEVEN, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PIG HEAD JELLY.
THERE'S A KNIFE AND FORK THERE TO HELP YOURSELF.
>> I BROUGHT MY OWN KNIFE AND FORK.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
>> James: WE'VE NEVER HAD A GUEST SEASON THEIR OWN FOOD ON
THIS SHOW.
ALL RIGHT.
>> I KNOW WHAT I'M UP AGAINST HERE.
>> James: STEVEN, -- THIS IS A GOOD ONE -- AS A ROCK STAR, YOUR
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT EXCESS.
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU SPENT ON DRUGS IN YOUR LIFETIME?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ABOUT $2 MILLION.
EASY.
>> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> HALF OF PERU.
I MEAN, ASK ANYONE THAT'S GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, COME ON!
>> James: BEST GUEST EVER.
ALL RIGHT.
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
STEVEN, YOUR TURN TO CHOOSE A FOOD FOR ME.
>> WHEW.
SAUSAGE JUICE.
IT'S RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY, MAN.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING FOR VIENNA SAUSAGE JUICE.
>> YES.
>> James: OH MY.
THAT'S NO JOKE.
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
GO FOR IT.
>> COMING AT YOU.
JAMES, HOW MUCH DID YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR PRIVATE CARPOOL KARAOKE
YOU RECENTLY DID?
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO YOU'RE LOOKING AT JAMES I'M LOOKING AT
THE PERSON I KNOW WHO WROTE THESE QUESTIONS WHO KNOWS FOR A
FACT THAT, YES, I DID A -- >> DID YOU WIND UP IN THE BACK
SEAT WITH HIM?
>> James: SOMEONE GOT IN TOUCH WITH ME.
I DID A PRIVATE CARPOOL KARAOKE FOR SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY, AND
THERE WAS NO WAY IN THE WORLD I WILL EVER TELL ANYBODY HOW MUCH
I GOT PAID FOR IT.
OH MY GOD!
THAT IS BRUTAL!
OH [ BLEEP ].
>> REALLY HURLS.
DID YOU SEE HE HURLED?
>> James: OH GOD.
>> THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
>> James: I KNOW THAT -- I CAN'T -- OK.
UM, STEVEN, WHAT SHALL I GIVE YOU?
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME COW INTESTINES.
THERE WE GO.
DO YOU WANT YOUR SEASONING?
[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT THERE IF YOU NEED IT.
OK.
>> "IF" I NEED IT.
>> James: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
CH'U.
-- WHEW.
STEVEN, RANK ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF AEROSMITH IN ORDER OF
TALENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO WAY.
>> James: I GOT TO GO ON TOUR WITH THESE GUYS.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THE [ BLEEP ] I SAY TO THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> James: ALL RIGHT, OK.
>> WOW, THIS IS FOR REAL.
>> James: THIS IS FOR REAL.
OK, STEVEN, CHOOSE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO -- WE HAVE PIG
HEAD JELLY AND DRIED CATERPILLARS.
WHAT DO YOU FANCY?
GO FOR IT.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
>> PIG HEAD JELLY.
SINCE MY UTENSELE IS ALREADY IN THERE -- UTENSELE IS ALREADY IN
THERE.
YOU, MY DEAR MAN.
>> James: LOOK AT THAT.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
WHO AT WHAT POINT IS GOING, "I'VE GOT AN IDEA!"
DON'T GRAB THE HEAD OF THAT PIG!
OK.
GO FOR IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HAS ANY GUEST EVER BEEN SO ANNOYED, THEY WALKED OFF THE
SHOW?
>> James: UM.
HANG ON.
DO YOU KNOW -- OH.
IT WAS -- IT WAS -- IT WAS THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON -- IT
WASN'T -- >> IT WASN'T THE SHOW.
>> James: NO.
IT WASN'T THE SHOW.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- THIS WAS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, WE HAD AN
IDEA -- YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ONE AS ME, RIGHT?
WE HAD AN IDEA TO SHOOT -- OH MAN.
I WANT -- I CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT.
I GET IT.
I HOLD NO GRUDGE.
I DON'T.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS, WE WERE GOING TO DO FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF
"BACK TO THE FUTURE" WE WERE GOING TO DO A SORT OF BEST OF
THE, UM, 80'S CARPOOL KARAOKE AND WE HAD BOOKED A DELOREAN AND
WE BOOKED BRIAN ADAMS, RIGHT?
TO, UM, COME AND DO THE THING AND WE WERE VERY EXCITED.
I LOVE BRIAN ADAMS.
GOT HITS FOR DAYS.
HE'S TERRIFIC.
I DON'T KNOW THAT BRIAN'S MANAGEMENT HAD TOLD BRIAN THAT
IT WAS A SORT OF COLLABORATION WITH LOTS OF OTHER SINGERS FROM
THAT TIME PERIOD.
SO BRIAN CAME IN -- BRIAN CAME IN, SAW THE LIST OF OTHER PEOPLE
THAT HAD DONE IT, GOT IN HIS CAR AND THEN LEFT.
HE JUST BOLTED.
HE WAS GONE.
THERE'S THE ANSWER.
STEVEN, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME DRIED CATERPILLARS.
JUST LIFT ONE OUT OF THERE SO WE CAN SEE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY
DEALING WITH.
STEVEN HOLD IT UP TO THE CAMERA THERE.
>> OH JEEZ.
JAMES JAMES ALL -- >> James: ALL RIGHT, STEVEN,
HERE WE GO.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
STEVEN, YOUR DAUGHTER, LIV, IS A MOVIE STAR.
HOW HAVE YOU EVER HIT ON ONE OF HER MOVIE STAR FRIENDS?
IF SO, WHO?
>> WHY YES, I HAVE.
OK.
>> James: WHO WAS IT?
>> HAVE I GOT A [ BLEEP ] FOR IT, TOO.
>> James: GO ON.
>> SO, I WAS AT, UM, UM, STELLA MCCARTNEY'S PARTY SHE INVITED US
TO.
OF COURSE I WENT WITH LIV.
IT WAS IN ENGLAND, I BELIEVE.
WE ALL LEFT.
WE ALL JUMPED IN A VAN.
WHO WOULD BE SITTING TO MY RIGHT?
CAMREN DIAZ.
I LOOKED THAT THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND I SAID CAMREN, SHOULD
YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES OR, YOU KNOW
-- LIKE IF I WAS TO ASK TO YOU SHOW ME AROUND LONDON, AND, OF
COURSE, LIV WENT "DADDY!" "YOU'RE HITTING ON MY BEST
GIRLFRIEND!" AND, YOU KNOW, I GOT ASHAMED FOR
A MOMENT AND THEN THAT'S JUST KIND OF -- SO THAT'S JUST IT.
>> James: AND THAT'S IT!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. STEVEN TYLER!
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!