What do you mean it’s too big?
it’s gonna be a snowMan
not a snowkid
a perfectly
sized
adult
snow
person
standing
tall
and proud
there
done
let me just
pick this up and
oh
is it crumbling?
it’s crumbling!
babe!
babe help me, hold it from that side
Hey, don’t laugh!
It's a tragic moment
a snow person’s head just
broke to pieces in my hands
I'm traumatized!
look at that
man that's so gore
Do you think
i should like
read him
a eulogy or something?
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
no, I'm doing it
-shhh-
be respectful
As we stand here
we bid our farewell to this
snow
gentleman
who’s life was cut short
so tragically
and unexpectedly
We didn't know him for too long
but even for this short time
we spent together
we learned that
even though he was made of snow
he was never a cold person
so let the memory of him
always warm our hearts
I will miss you snow bro…
man this is so sad
babe this is so sad
why did you let me do this
I just wanted to be nice!
he didn't even live long enough
to get his carrot nose!
I mean
technically he didn't live at all
since his head broke before
I got to put it on his body
but that’s besides the point
nah, i don't want to build another one
nobody can replace Flakey
bless his icy soul
yeah, Flakey
because you know
he's made of snowflakes
no it's not!
Flakey is a great name!
hey I'm not dumb!
I mean
I kinda am
but you're not supposed to say it!
Did you just throw a piece of his head at me??
that was probably some of his brain, ew!
How dare you
you brute!
oh you wanna fight?
I'll fight you alright!
ha!
take this!
Hey, no!
not his brains again!
there's so much snow around
why'd you have to take his
-ow!
that's it!
let's see
how'd you like it
being covered in snowman's brains!
Hey, come back here
you coward!
where did you-
ow!
I dropped it
Hey, I hear you laughing!
Come back and fight me!
find you
oh i'm gonna find you
and when i do
i'm gonna…
tackle attack!
gotcha!
you're pinned now
oh noooo
im so big and strong
you can't get out from under me
no matter how hard you try
whatcha gonna do about it
huh
look at you squirm
-ah-
no.
nooo.
not letting you go, nope.
i am very much into this, yes
and i'm pretty sure you are as well
aren't you?
you
youuuuu brat!
I can't believe you'd put
snow under my collar!!
Do you know how cold the snow is??
the betrayal!
come back here!
oh you’re ON
shit just got serious
this is WAR
you messed with the wrong wolf, brat!
get this
you
im gonna get you
oh i'm gonna get you so hard
ow!
hey!
stop
running
around and let me
how the heck
you are so fast and precise with your throws
I'm supposed to be that i'm the wolf in the house, you know
my enhanced
speed
and strength
and all that stuff
ow!
Dude!
Do you ever miss, holy
you are do lucky i can't shift right now
come here!
you think hiding behind that tree will save you?
not a chance
ow!
owowowow my eye
oh noooo it hurts so much
yes
it hurts
tricked ya!
Come here!
now that i got you
you know what time it is?
it’s revenge time!
prepare to beg for mercy
as im about to dump you into that snowdrift
without remorse
Who's "fair"?
don't know her!
oh no
you're not kissing your way out of this
okay
okay maybe a little more
of course I'm still gonna do this
this is my evil ark babe
I'm evil now
so
any last words?
o-oh?
go on….
and what else you gonna do?
I am intrigued
keep going
oh wow
that evil ark stuff really
does things to you, does it?
well
you know
as them
evil guys like to say
revenge
is
BETTER SERVED COLD
-oh
-no
let go of my leg
ow.
Okay, I deserved that.
man, my boots are like
half snow half wet socks
I'm pretty sure I have like
70
to
40 snow
clothes
ratio on me right now
You know, when I suggested we make a snowman
I didn't mean to make a snowman out of me
yeah that's fair
but
Can I have a kiss anyway?
your nose is so red
you cold?
wanna go home?
I'll make you some hot cocoa
hmm, let me think about it
I mean
I still feel kinda evil
I don't know if I should
of course I'm gonna put in marshmallows
I may be evil
but I'm not a monster
c'mon
get up
or I'll have to carry you home
like a sack of potatoes
I mean presents!
a sack of presents.
because you are such a
brat
a gift!
I mean a gift!
c'mon rudolf
let's head home before your nose starts to glow