( rings )
Welcome back.
Now, there is such a thing as cheese sculpting,
and of course we can't let things like cheese sculpting happen
without having a cheese sculptor on our show.
Please welcome to the show,
cheese sculptor extraordinaire Sarah Kaufmann.
- Hello, welcome. Hi. - Hey, Sarah, thanks for coming.
Great to meet you.
Now, once we found out what you did
and started looking at pictures, we were amazed.
You can take cheese and sculpt it
into basically anything.
Sarah:
- Link:
Astronauts, aircraft carriers,
alligators, cows, cars, Corvettes.
Dang, girl.
But have you ever sculpted
a famous movie death scene out of cheese?
- No. - Until today.
- That is what we want you to do. - Today?
Yes, today. We-- in our estimation,
the most famous, the best movie death scene of all time,
is the Nazi's face melting
at the end of "Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark"
when he looks at the Ark of the Covenant.
Now, we were thinking, "Well, he melted.
Cheese melts. And cheese sculptor in the building."
So can you sculpt the Nazi out of that cheese block
so that we can reenact the entire death scene?
Whoa, that's a surprise. That's a tough one.
But... I can do it.
All right, go ahead and get started.
- We'll just... - Yeah, we'll sit back.
- All right. - Okay.
Link: Now, if you haven't seen it,
you need to watch the whole movie,
but we'll just show the clip
to refresh you if it's been a while.
( screaming )
- Whoo, that is-- - Ooh, that is--
that is a little bit gross and unappetizing.
A lot of melting going on.
- That could've been cheese. - Yes.
Yeah, it might as well be cheese.
It wasn't, but it should be right now.
Sarah, how you doing?
( exhales sharply ) I'm finished.
Link: That was pretty quick.
Rhett: Either you are incredibly fast,
or you came in early this morning,
and you spent the last eight hours
working on that, and we just switched it out.
That is amazing. You nailed it.
Every detail.
Yeah, everything is cheese.
The black-- the red and black
are cheese colored with food coloring...
- Okay. - And the white is white cheddar.
- Of course. - Full white cheddar eyeballs as well.
- Yep. - Well, I--
I almost hate to destroy it, but he's a Nazi.
- He's gotta go. - Link's right.
He deserves it. All right, Link,
let's get the heaters in place.
Okay.
Rhett: Okay.
Fire it up.
-
( laughing )
Fire in the hole, Nazi.
He's sweatin'. Look at him sweat!
- Glasses are starting to go. - Oh, he's dripping.
He's starting to drip.
Rhett: Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
What's happening on your side?
He's got-- there's lots of black dripping happening.
Oh, man, his glasses are disintegrating.
This is incredible!
There's some wire in the glasses.
And then everything's gonna melt around it, I think.
This is how Spielberg did it.
No doubt.
Look at the center of his eyeballs.
He's crying.
Look at his teeth.
Look at the teeth dripping.
His tongue's gonna start bleeding.
Rhett: Oh, gosh.
Oh, here come the glasses.
Oh, what a way to go. What a a way to go. Wow.
( Rhett laughs )
Sarah: Look at his eyes.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, he looks ugly!
He looks ugly.
Look at that.
His hat's starting to go.
Rhett: Oh, here we go.
Ooh, look at the eyeballs.
Good gracious!
He's bleeding.
- Link: Oh, man. - Rhett: Look at that tongue.
It's escaping.
What a Nazi jerk!
You had it coming, man.
How does it make you feel,
that something you put so much time into
is just being disintegrated before your eyes?
Makes me hungry.
Rhett: All right, you got the right idea.
Oh, my God.
Sarah: Oh, it's good.
( as Wicked Witch of the West) Melting, melting!
"Whatever you do, Marion, don't look at it.
Don't open your eyes!"
Look at how long his tongue is getting.
Yeah, the tongue is great.
Like a river of blood.
It's really starting to flow now.
Yeah.
I mean, look at it flowing down the front of the face.
Rhett: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
- And the glasses! - Here we go!
( laughter )
- Rhett: Yeah! - ( Link imitating scream )
- Yes! - Yay!
All right, let's cut it off.
- All right. - How do you feel about your creation now?
- Oh, that's horrifying. - It's oozy.
It's oozy.
Smells like a grilled-cheese Nazi.
- Rhett: Guys. - Hey.
We got chips.
Let's eat this nacho cheese Nazi.
Okay.
- Link: Oh, yeah. - ( Sarah chuckles )
- I wanna get some of that Nazi tongue. - Get some tongue.
Mmm.
- That's good. - Is it too hot to...
Rhett: No, it's not hot.
It's cooled down real nice.
Oh, it's the perfect temperature.
Look at, I'm gonna get some Nazi boogers.
- I'm gonna double dip. - ( garbled ) That's fine.
Mm.
Rhett: Thank you for helping us recreate
this moment from our childhood
in a way that was more satisfying
that I could ever have imagined.
Okay, guys,
click on through to watch us play Pictionary
the way the cavemen used to,
sculpting pictures out of blocks of cheese.
Rhett:
get this "Good Mythical Morning" poster for your room
at mythical.store.