So we're getting ready to have a dinner for some new friends.
First dinner at our house actually.
We've been here, what, a year?
Almost a year.
Has it been that long?
Yeah. Yeah, We would be out about a year.
There's our first dinner.
We're having
30 or 40 friends out.
It's a great. - We have had it for two years now...
No, no.
Yeah, we started March of 2021
Yeah.
I'd love this sweater. Love.
You're out there. Thank you.
You look handsome, too. It's the only thing I had
this is the only pair of pants I have here.
Yeah. He's rock and roll tonight babe.
I have no pants. I have one shirt.
Johnny, follow me, John.
So, Johnny, what happened?
We had a big storm come in here.
You know, the California.
The winter storms came in and up in the hills over here
it all rushes down underneath the PCH.
And so literally all this wood out here,
this was this carried down from the mountains.
Up, way up, up here.
Okay.
Miles away from here, all this big lumber,
old dead wood came down here.
This is what's left in front of his house.
There was all that all the way from this beach.
This is entire beach was filled with dead wood.
Okay, from from up top.
So we.
We had it all cleaned out.
They didn't want to clean it out.
Jorge.
Jorge, what's the neighbor's name?
Lou...
Lou Adler.
Yeah.
Lou Adler. The famous Lou Adler who used to sit with
Jack Nicholson in all the games.
Everybody knows Lou.
He's like a stable, but you're a Carbon Beach, this is Carbon Beach.
You know, it's well known
for a lot of super, super successful people.
This is called... Hey, Jorge, what is that beach called down there?
What is that beach called?
But what's the real name?
It's not Carbon Beach. It's...
he says, thats millionaire’s beach, and this is billionaire’s beach
This is Jorge you know it by millionaire...
Billionaire...
So anyway, we bought this about, I don't know, a year and a half ago,
I just finished shooting Undercover Billionaire.
I didn't buy it then, but I ran into it
and called a buddy of mine and said, Brandon, do you know who owns this house?
Yea the guy is impossible to deal with.
The house isn’t for sale.
The house is never going to sell.
I'm like, bro, everything sells bruh... Everything.
This was 2000.
20. Yeah, 2020.
I tracked this house for 19 months.
Russian oligarch.
Okay, literally.
It was one of the hardest negotiation battles of my life.
This guy was so brutal.
Dude like angry, nasty, mean.
And by the way, the fact
the fact that he couldn't speak English helped me
because I didn't know he was telling me, I#GE*#^, QLJ#H(, B@*&EB
I don’t know that in Russian.
I don't know how you say it in Russia, but it was like it didn't even bother me
because I just knew he was pissed off about something.
I'm like, why you pissed off at me, brother.
I'm just trying to buy your shit.
You know what I'm saying I’m buying your house?
So what we did was we gave the place a little bit of a lift,
a little facelift, and
changed the color of the pool.
Okay, This pool now, you know, it has a dark show
with Johnny going to get down here
Yeah. Come down here, Johnny, and you'll see the color.
The pool now matches the ocean. Right?
So you see, when you pick it up, if you pick up that,
that in the ocean, you're going to see it matches.
It used to be a light blue bottom, which I used to do 20 or 15, 20 years ago.
But the ocean's never blue.
Okay.
I mean, maybe if you get to the Caribbean, but here it's not.
It's always going to be a dark green.
We see dolphin running through here every morning.
This is a fantastic property, man.
Just phenomenal.
I'm so happy that we put all this wood in.
We took up a bunch of stone.
All this was this.
It was made of this stone.
So it was very, very hard and unforgiving.
So we came in to put EPA wood because it feels like it moves a little bit.
It's very natural. Feels like it fits in with the beach.
I'll let it go the same color.
I don't stain the wood, so then it becomes the same color as the beach, rather
trying to keep it oily and orange and, you know, new looking. This will
all age to gray and start to look like the driftwood down there.
So, hey, welcome to our home. Thanks for being here.
Rob Lowe is on his way over here.
We're celebrating his new hit show Unstable,
which I'm not, by the way, even though some people think I'm unstable, I am not.
We put this in.
We put this big fire pit in.
This was all a big giant cooking station over here.
And look, nobody uses that.
This is the land of Uber baby.
Like Uber your food.
I got Nobu down the street.
That's right.
I've got to have a lot of fire, man.
Everybody likes the fire, right? And
Just we're hoping to enjoy a lot of have a lot of great memories here.
Meet a lot of new friends.
Hope you guys come out .
If you like the little tour that I've given you of the house,
man, give it a little thumbs up if you don't like it.
If you hatin on me because I did it.
Give me a thumbs down. You know how it works.
Okay, Just get involved, man.
I'm here every day giving you guys content,
kind of showing you behind the scenes what I'm doing when it works.
I tell you, when it doesn't work, I tell you
I know everybody's, you know, trying to get their own.
I know I have been for years.
The seagulls, they're passing through right now, they're trying to get theirs.
All they do, they don't pay any taxes
and all they do is shit on my damn deck.
So you guys, you guys are like seagulls.
You get to watch this YouTube channel for free and you get to shit on
my damn in the comments or maybe leave a little love.
Either way, it's good with me, but I'm just here every day
trying to give you guys a little bit of a look inside.
You know, my life and what works and what doesn't work.
And I'll tell you,
I'll tell you straight up when it does and when it doesn't, it doesn't always.
We added this step, by the way, Johnny, this one here.
Okay. Remember, this was all stone.
This was this stone.
So you had to go from here to here.
And women don't like that big.
Well, you know, that's kind of nasty for a woman in the dress, right?
So I said, you know what I would do them a drop a step in here.
The view just got like $10 million better with one step.
I do it again.
It gets like $30 million better.
Okay.
Because now you looking at it. On this entire beach called Carbon Beach,
which is referred to as Billionaire's Row, there's not one pool this length.
You couldn't build it again.
You couldn't get it approved again.
No matter how much money you spend.
They would not let you put this deck in here.
Wouldn't be the city of Malibu, by the way.
It would be the Coastal Commission, an invisible group of people
worse than the FBI and the IRS and the FTC combined.
Come look... Look at the pelicans coming in.
See, they don't pay taxes either.
Bang, bang, bang.
That's my buddy John.
Rob, Castro,
and Felipe, they come here every day.
Okay, so, look, man, this piece right here.
Oh, my gosh.
First of all, this piece right here called The Aviator.
Tell me this doesn't look like Elena.
looks just like her, right?
She didn't see it. I'm like, bro thats you.
So this piece right here, we just Bought... I just bought this piece
maybe five months ago called Blue Boy.
So as soon as I saw it, I’m like Blue Boy
coming home with Big Boy.
So we got Blue Boy hanging out with Big Boy.
Okay, I found this piece, which I absolutely love, by Edyta.
Yeah, love this piece.
love this whole dripping eye thing.
Okay, I did Blue Boy.
Okay now Johnny, right up above you.
Okay just follow me
and then we will come back down.
This is my girlfriend.
That is my girlfriend right there, I love
Absolutely love this picture. This is...
Put below if you know who that is and the artist.
and then
It’s a shame
It’s a shame I buy this art
and I forget the artist’s name.
This is my favorite piece right now.
I love this young black boy that's going to be
an astronaut dreaming about doing something that hasn't happened yet.
it should
and I don't know why I’m so intrigued by that kid
or that piece but?
His name is Micah. Was the artist.
This is a piece that I got from a friend who gave it to me in London.
This is a piece that me and Sabrina found.
One of five. And this is a gunfight that's going off.
Can’t see her.
I’m sure she's beautiful.
We could see all the people in the brothel.
All the women in the brothel, all the townspeople watching.
Everybody's looking at her.
Nobody's looking to him.
Okay, let's go over here.
We got 10X Health going on in here
I am a spirit art on the wall...
reminding me...
Hey, man, take care of your body,
your mind and your spirit.
Red light therapy.
Oh, yeah.
little crazy man...
You know, to me, it's like, doesn't matter who did or whatever.
If I love it.
So this is my magnet bed
I use this every day.
This basically alkalines my body
so that I can then put a martini in it, which is ridiculous.
I have the oxygen back here, the bike and the superhuman protocol.
Johnny, let's go. Let's go this way.
So I got another piece right here.
This is my friend McLeod that does bulls.
You've seen these in the office.
This is no bull shit right here.
You see, this is the kids room.
And I'm like, No bulling around kids.
These are the ugly faces.
We know this is Pablo Picasso, and we think this is John Travolta.
We don't know about the rest there.
No way that John Travolta. It might not be.
That could be Mel.
Mel Brooks.
All right. But it could be. Yeah.
And so there that is Pablo Picasso
Okay.
And it says we are what?
Loud...
We are too loud.
Which some people have said I am too loud.
Should I show them off your deck?
Let me show them my bedroom deck.
Let's go to my room, Johnny.
So this room is not finished yet...
So look at this view right here.
This is sunset.
So that's West, Johnny. That’s west.
That’s not west over there.
That's west. So that's east.
Sun comes up over there.
Passes across here, we're sitting south.
We're actually facing south right now.
So it's kind of a weird configuration.
So beach that all beach, no travel.
Yeah. So this are a little humble abode.
And look, who. I wake up to this guy, every morning when I'm leaving.
It reminds me be a child son,
be happy,
dream big, do big things, be an astronaut.
So, Johnny, this piece was done for me.
I had it.
Commissioned.
This is a young man.
I wanderer with a compass in his hand.
He has a unicorn in his hands
and he's looking for whales.
Big story right there.
You got a unicorn in your hand here.
And you are looking for whales...
I saw this again, this is another piece
similar to Blue Boy over there, same artist.
But I just saw this piece and loved it.
Love this piece.
This is a piece.
Elena doesn't like it pointing down.
But I’m like baby that is how you carry a gun.
You point it at the ground
Until you BANG!
Come in here Johnny.
So this is my proudest room.
In the house.
Why don’t you show them some of those labels Johnny.
I've got a friend.
I just brought this to a friend yesterday
and he's going through a big challenging time.
And I said, Bro, when you get through this Doug,
when you get through this, we're knocking this out.
I brought it to him...
I said, It's going to be me, you and your wife
We are going to hit this whole thing.
But you got to get through your gig. I’m pulling for you.
Well, so, Johnny, all these are like, fantastically.
I got a 2005 Latour.
This is a beautiful bottle of wine that we got 1995 Rothschild.
These are all very important bottles.
So we got 82’.
I got a 75’ I twas getting out of high school.
We got to 82’ Margaux.
The crazy thing is...
I won this...
This is a 1989.
Where were you in 1989?
Okay again guys welcome to my home. Hope you enjoyed the little tour.
Don't be a seagull.
And if you are, don’t s#!t on my deck.