- [Producer] You're trying some Christmas cocktails!
- Oh, yes! Ho ho bleedin' cocktail ho.
(sleigh bells jingling)
- And listen, this is the closest we're gonna get
to a TRY Channel Christmas party this year.
So we'd better take our drinks and down them!
- We are very excited to try
some Christmassy alcoholic shots.
No, they're cocktails?
So basically it's a shot going for a swim, isn't it?
Shot going for a swim in a jacuzzi.
- Hark! I hear a Christmas cocktail coming.
(laughing)
Is that yonder on the hill?
Is that Seán with a Christmas cocktail?
(gasping)
(festive music)
- Oh, look at this! - Oh!
Look, it's got sprinkles on it!
- Take a parachute and jump! Look at that one!
- Yeah!
- This looks too good to drink.
Like, fair play, Seán. You've outdone yourself.
- No, I spilled it.
- Sugar cookie cocktail. - Sugar cookie?
- That rolls off the tongue.
Sugar cookie cocktail. - Sugar momma, is it?
- Cheers. Oh, I was gonna feed it
to fucking Bambi over here.
I haven't even had a drink.
- Aww, half of him's over here, but I get his ass.
(laughing)
Fuck.
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Happy holidays.
- Mmm. Oh! Livin' la vida loca.
- Oh, do you like that? That is cream-ville.
- I'm havin' that.
- Holy shit, this is the milkiest drink
I've ever tasted in me life.
- (laughing) It is.
- I actually forgot I was drinking alcohol
there for a second, because it just looks like a milkshake.
- It's like Colin was out the back
and he just squirted a fucking cow,
milked a cow into the glass. Sorry.
(laughing)
Just don't invite me back.
- [Producer] What I do outside of work hours
is none of your business.
- I went all the way in, man.
- [Producer] Milk, Baileys, vanilla vodka, and amaretto.
- Oh my God, that's a good combination.
- Jesus Christ, they're trying to kill us. Oh my God.
- Yeah, I'd happily die this way. (laughs)
- Well done.
You said Baileys and I said vodka in the cow, which counts.
That counts! - That counts.
Well done. - COWnts!
(giggling)
COWnts!
- That's it. Christmas is canceled.
(laughing)
Cancel the whole lot. Fuck it.
- That's actually lovely. It looks like a painting.
It's like a painting for it, isn't it?
If you walked into a museum,
you'd take another look at that.
And then you could drink your art.
- It's really nice.
- It's absolutely beautiful. It's like a warm hug.
You can imagine sitting this--
- A cold, warm hug.
- That'd be lovely with a little umbrella in it.
- Where are you going on Christmas Day, man,
with your umbrella?
- It doesn't matter what time of the year it is.
Put an umbrella in your drink!
- Right, right, right, right,
I think we're bobbling on a bit.
(cheering) Time for the next one!
(festive music)
(humming)
(operatic singing)
♪ Hosanna in excelsis ♪
- Giving that a clap, giving that a clap.
(clapping)
Fair play. Look at that!
- All right. - What the hell?
- This is a tall one! - Was there a dog in here?
(laughing)
Someone's after... defecating on me drink.
- Ta-da!
- It's Christmas!
- Merry Christmas! It's a Christmas miracle.
- This looks like a latte.
- It's either coffee or toffee. One of the offee's
(giggling)
- Like, you need a brown bag.
You'd have to put it in like that.
- Oh, you're one of those guys!
- Make it classy like.
- Discreet!
- Brown bag cocktail.
(laughing)
- Will we go for it?
- Let's go for it.
- Happy bleedin' Christmas.
Sláinte! Sláinte to yis!
- Why's it fizzy?
- What the hell?
- What have you done?
- Why is it fizzy?
- Oh! - Mmm.
- Jennifer No-pez.
- My senses are getting overloaded right now.
- Mmm! That is so good.
- No, there's something going on with it.
- [Producer] So, this is called a Butter Beer.
- Butter Beer!
Is there actual butter in this?
- I knew it.
- That fizziness is so weird. What's the fizziness?
- [Producer] So, this is whipped cream, brown sugar,
butterscotch, vanilla vodka, and cream soda.
- Cream soda. - Cream soda.
- That's so good! It tastes like Christmas morning
when you get a Game Boy Advance.
- Yeah, you definitely need to dress this one up more.
- You need to dress it up.
- 'Cause its personality is lacking.
(festive music)
(exclaiming)
Now see how it tastes.
More tolerable?
- I'd leave that one 'til next year.
- I would say kind of autumny, wintery.
It doesn't taste like something
I would specifically have for Christmas.
- Oh, your granny would love that!
- Would that wake her up?
- They love that stuff.
- Yeah? That'd get her off the couch.
- Oh, yeah.
And into the bed.
- Get out of my house. - For a sleep!
She'd been drinking the whole Beer-mas.
- She's full after dinner, yeah?
- Yeah. - Right, right.
- [Producer] Yay or nay on the Butter Beer?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I'll say yay, but just about.
♪ Say boom boom boom ♪
♪ Let me hear you say yay ♪
(monotone) Yay
(laughing)
(festive music)
♪ Here comes a cocktail ♪
♪ Right down cocktail lane ♪
♪ That is beautiful ♪
♪ Look at that color ♪
♪ I'm going insane ♪
(vocalizing)
- You can have some of this, right? You're allowed that.
You like vegetables and stuff, don't you?
- It looks to me like a cosmo,
which is, like, cranberry juice and vodka or something.
- [Producer] This is a Christmas Cosmo.
- Christmas Cosmo?
- I fucking love cosmopolitans, so, yes please.
- If I was to guess, I would say cranberry vodka.
But that's not festive.
But that's what I think's in it.
- [Producer] It is called a Christmas Cosmo.
- I said cosmo!
- How are you so fucking...
- I don't know!
It's a Christmas miracle. - That's two out of three!
- It is. It's gonna be amazing.
- Cheers. - Cheers!
Merry (mumbling) mim-mas.
- Like jelly.
(exclaiming)
- Oh yeah, that's lovely and juicy.
Oh, it's a bit tart.
- I need a bit more cream now.
(laughing)
This is too fluid, it's going down too smoothly for me.
- [Producer] Called a Christmas Cosmo.
- Cosmo?
- A Christma-politan!
A Christma-politan!
- [Producer] Vodka, a dash of orange bitters,
some lime juice, cranberry juice, and ice,
and a little lime to garnish.
- Cranberry juice! Called it!
- Something about cranberry just completely
coats the taste of vodka, I've discovered.
- Between the cranberry and the lime,
it just completely covers it.
- Yeah, there's no alcohol in this.
- This is good, but I'm not getting
any Christmassy vibes, more holiday vibes.
Maybe if you're Christmas in Australia.
- I can't get into--
- Christmas!
(groaning)
You just left Halloween. You put too much effort
into Halloween, lads.
I'm telling Santa, by the way. I know him.
You're not getting nothing if you don't
put a bit of spirit into this Christmas.
Gonna put a smile on his face.
It was missing something!
It's a Christmas miracle.
- There you go.
A cab-mo-politan.
(laughing)
It's a taxi cabbage!
A taxi cabbage!
- It doesn't taste Christmassy, but it's tasty.
- Yeah, I mean, maybe the color? The green and the red?
But otherwise it's not that Christmassy.
- Don't look! Don't look!
Jesus Christ.
- Iceberg! Right ahead!
- It's lovely, that's Christmassy color,
and I'm happy to be drinking it,
but would you be drinking this now on the old Christmas Eve?
No, I don't think so.
- If you served it like that,
it would be a Christmas cocktail.
(giggling)
- Look at it! Oh, look at him.
- Look at him go.
- [Producer] You have cranberry sauce
with the dinner, you know?
And it's like, you added cabbage there.
You made a whole little dinner there.
- You literally had whole meal!
- Who you telling?
Made a meal out of it.
The Last Supper.
- Oh!
- The Last Supper.
(festive music)
Look at this one!
- Wow.
(operatic singing)
- Do you like that?
- That's very holy, isn't it?
- Now that's the one we're talking about.
- That's very holy.
- We're not great.
We look like Joseph and Mary in the nativity.
- Is this the last one?
- [Producer] Yep!
(groaning)
- It's classic.
- It's like you put a load of diesel into it
and you dumped an ice cream on top.
I'm not trying to dismiss it, now.
I'm just saying, that's what it looks like.
- What's this, now?
There's a cigar in mine.
(laughing)
What do you want for Christmas, huh?
I can sort it out for ya.
(laughing)
- Okay, how do you drink it
without getting a face full of cream?
- I mean, get it over with.
- Can you drink it through the cinnamon?
- Just get it over with.
- Just go for it, just go for it.
We're not here--
(laughing)
- She's well balanced. She's well balanced.
- You have a well balanced diet. Full of alcohol.
(exclaiming)
- I'll only show you once.
- It does look Christmassy, though.
- It does.
- It does look very Christmassy.
- Gets points for looking Christmassy.
- There's even decorations in it that you can't eat.
- Let's go ice fishing.
Sláinte to yis!
(giggling)
- And that's what happens.
(laughing)
- Oh, she's thick. Very thick.
(laughing)
- She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
(laughing)
- Oh, there's a bit of alcohol in this one, bai!
- Wagamama.
- Num, num, num, num.
- [Producer] So, this has eggnog, a shot of bourbon,
and topped up with whipped cream and a cinnamon stick.
- So it's just one shot of bourbon?
- This might be the best.
- It's lovely.
- It's really good.
- You'd never even know there was eggs in it.
- It's heavy on the stomach, the old eggnog.
- It is. It really is.
- I can normally knock this stuff back,
but this one's...
- This is a sipper now.
- There's not one thing humans couldn't figure out
to do with an egg.
Goddammit, we didn't leave that egg alone, did we?
- If you can make eggnog, can you make other things nog?
- It's, like, toothpaste texture almost.
- Oh, it is. Oh no.
It is, it's that toothpaste, foamy texture.
- You can use a straw, can you?
- Try straw it up.
Oh mine's gone in.
How's that going for ya?
It might work.
- That works! - Yeah?
- Yeah, that works. That's even nicer.
- Let me see. It might give you some cinnamon flavor.
- Yeah, you get the cinnamon through it!
- Where's the booze, though?
- Where's the booze? - Where's the booze?
- Where's the booze?
- [Producer] So, there's bourbon in this.
- Where?!
(slurping)
- So you're saying there's a chance?
(laughing)
- Perfect. It's the perfect Christmas drink.
Eggnog all the way. I'm an eggnog believer.
- I like that. I like that.
- So, would you recommend those straws
be, like, Earth friendly now for 2020?
- Will ya clean your face, will ya?
- Is there cream on my face?
- Most dairy filled thing I have ever eaten.
It's butter cream. Fucking get out of here.
- [Producer] Have yourself a dairy little Christmas.
(groaning)
- Have yourself a dairy little Christmas.
(gulping)
- Literally, right?
Got egg on my face, pie on my face,
cream on my face, big disgrace.
- It's a creamy little Christmas this year.
- It's been the creamiest one I've had in years,
this Christmas.
(laughing)
Very, very creamy Christmas.
- Eggnog should be a drink
that you can drink all year 'round.
It's too good just to have for Christmas.
- What are you going for?
- My most favorite one was Cream-ville 2000.
- Look, I'm a garland!
(giggling)
- You look like a really bright flower.
(laughing)
- You've been naughty this whole goddamn shoot.
And you won't even wish them little Happy Christmas?
- I'll do it, then.
- You will?
- Happy Beer-mas.
- It's a Christmas miracle!
- On this lovely Christmas holiday, whatever you celebrate,
we've got each other, whether we be together or online.
- Get your loved ones around you and just have a good time.
- Have a feckin' brilliant Christmas this year.
What are you gonna be doing for your Christmas?
- Are you gonna be as creamy as us?
- I doubt it.
(laughing)
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