roger nice to see you guys thank you very much for coming in
how how how does it look is there anything it's a terrific show
oh that's serious thanks for coming we'll see you out there bye-bye dave's show sucks
if you're just tuning in welcome to the show i'm dave letterman hey who's this dork all right all
right all right get him yay get him out of here adults may think they're underachieving boneheads
who set a bad example but to teens there are no greater heroes than mtv's beavis and butthead
here they are now live and in person ladies and gentlemen please welcome beavis and butthead
what was that
they say something i have no idea i didn't hear it i have no idea
did they say anything to you i'm not no no i'm not i'm not sure i got any of that myself
so like uh say hello to our good friend beavis yeah yeah that would be nice
so like this is our uh top 10 list from
it's friday night we're here we're going to have a great deal of fun are you ready i'm ready you're
ready i'm ready is everybody ready okay okay i think we're all set here okay what's the matter
hey huh what's the matter um just just looking at my hair
check out his hair he's not just the hair club president he's a member you should remember
yeah now mike this uh videotape uh was from the for the mtv music video awards oh yeah i know
this is a big thrill for me yeah thanks for it was great roll it hal here we go
let me help them no way come on come on just let me have one fight get out of here dumbass
hey hey check it out there's ozzy where where where
but we do have a clip uh i don't know what it is but let's uh let's uh
show it i i i you want me to set it up yeah if you will
i i'm not sure what the clip is all right well
i think we we have it let's go ahead and see what happens okay
wow that looks pretty funny thank you that that was uh
that was me on the right all right now do you understand that we have a camera at my house
and because of some amazing wizard-like technology we're actually able to watch
what i'm doing how turn it on again let's see if i'm doing anything else
a second ago i was trimming up my hair oh there i am i'm watching tv i got the clicker
there i'm on the couch there's some movie about elephants it's a sabu film no that's a we oh
these guys are cool i love cartoon guys real tv guys suck these guys are cool
it's amazing that's what i'm doing tonight at home while we're doing the
show here in the theater i think it went pretty well whoa that [ __ ] yeah yeah
and tell him who wrote it and directed it also um comedy royalty mike judge wrote and
directed this film i don't know if any of you are fans of office space office space
did the office space beavis and butthead king of the hill and on now we're going to show a
clip of this and it's going to be set up by our old friends beavers and butthead whom
i haven't seen in years missed them desperately well they came out of
retirement why i had to have a son of my own because i couldn't couldn't find them anymore um
you know what we're going to see in the clip uh the clip well they listen these guys are
are sneaky smart they know how to set up a clip so let's let them take a look here we go
extract opens friday and this first clip bateman is pissed off because his wife has been doing
it with the pool cleaner but the pool cleaner like isn't really a pool cleaner he's a gigolo
that bateman hired because he was messed up and thought that if his wife did this dude
then he could do it with his chick named kunis with really big boobs
and now this gigolo dude won't stop coming over and doing bateman's wife
you know ladies and gentlemen my great fear about having children is that they just might
turn out to be a little too much like our next guests you've enjoyed them on the mtv
and now their first film beavis and butthead do america opens december 20th you know them
you love them ladies gentlemen please welcome beavis and butthead
yeah you know uh you're both i i've never seen you in person before you're both
very unusual looking yeah yeah well you look kind of old yeah
uh so you know uh when you guys started out you were just sort of kids goofing around and and now
you're staring in a major theatrical motion picture was was this a difficult transition
for you was it hard well letterman um for me it was pretty easy because i'm shut up beavis you
don't know what you're talking about i'll answer the questions dumbass uh you said was it hard
right so uh essentially you guys are
what like idiots yeah so you're like nuts right you said nuts
how did you prepare for the film do you take acting lessons uh no cause i'm like naturally
really good and stuff check this out all right here's evil a sorcerer who could summon demons
check this out do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me
are you threatening me no no no that's cute why don't you uh tell us a little bit about the uh
film uh i don't want to give away too much but uh it's about me and beavis
and this chick and i like growing my part if you know what i mean
hey letterman you know how you guys always show a dude in the audience and he's all dumb and stuff
and he looks like a dork yeah but by the way just call me dave and you're right occasionally
we show members of the studio audience uh can we do that now uh sure yeah go ahead give it a call
hi mom i'm a dork man you guys you guys are brilliant you're frightening me with your genius
uh so did you bring a clip of the film uh yeah i think it's like me and viva
and we're like acting and stuff right and then i uh think it ends or something oh great well i'll
look forward to that here we go now we're going to take a look at the clip a couple of seconds
from your new motion picture beavis and butthead do america here we go
hi can i help you with
that there you go all set i love you
hey cut it out i want her to do it come to butthead
that was wonderful i enjoyed that that's not the whole movie though
you know i mean that's just enough to wet your um your uh to wet your your pants
that's right exactly just enough to wet your pants uh have you guys ever thought about uh working
independently uh working uh apart from one another like a solo career for either of you yeah i'm
gonna have my own show it's gonna be called big boobs and fire that'll be good right sure yeah uh
i'm gonna have a cop show or i'm like a cop oh and then i come out and kick everyone's ass and
i score with the chicks yeah and uh what will that one be called uh it's gonna be called butt head
i'm gonna score with pamela anderson and you'll be able to see part of my butt
any other future plans i mean well uh letterman i mean i'd like to spend some more time with my son
you know spend some time with your son well you know this comes as quite a surprise i had no idea
you were married and i certainly had no idea you had children yeah that's great yeah it is great
you know you know really if you know it's like um you know they grow up so fast and you know i just
want to really spend some quality time and trying to really see this this story isn't going to help
you score i mean oh hey oh never mind i mean i mean i just have a question yeah i mean can
we say poop i just need to know uh sure sure go right ahead now uh when you were making the movie
did you find it fun was it a lot of fun or was it was it tedious work a lot of people think it's fun
what are you laughing at
ladies and gentlemen thank you very much for being here
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that's [ __ ] more than anything that i've ever thought before
yeah well it'd be hard to argue with that wouldn't it
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