- Look, the Don's not into men, so don't let...uh!
He's not into men, you need to go.
Like, damn.
Don't knock it 'til you try it, mama.
Hi everyone, my name is Angel
and today I'm gonna be playing through
the drag makeover scene in "Final Fantasy VII"
and "Final Fantasy VII the remake".
I've played a lot of "Final Fantasy" in my days.
I'm a really big fan of the series.
Cloud is on of those people who has one of those faces
you just know he's gonna look good in drag.
He just kind of looks androgynous to begins with.
Cloud is "Bae".
You know, it was just the first time
we've ever seen like, drag in a video game.
I know a lot of y'all didn't know I do drag.
I do do drag.
Yes Karen, I do better makeup than your Maybelline.
This is me in my other form
and I'm really excited to experience this with y'all.
Let's see.
So right now we're in Wall Market.
These graphics are showing their age,
I'll tell you that.
The Honey Bee Inn is a private club.
Only members can go in.
Shoo, shoo.
Even unpopular dweebs like may meet their destiny here.
How dare you.
Look, the Don's not into men so don't...uh!
Don't knock it 'til you try it, mama.
He's not into men, you need to go like, damn.
Cloud why don't you dress up like a girl.
It's the only way.
She's putting him in situations
where he's so out of his comfort zone.
That's how I reacted when
they first told me I was gonna be in drag.
I was like, (scary music).
Cloud is me.
Excuse me, I'd like to get a dress.
Well, my father, the owner has been in a slump lately.
He's probably plastered at the bar.
Okay, me.
Make me some clothes. (laughs)
Cloud said, "we're about the business".
I don't make men's clothes.
And I don't feel like making anything right now.
This is so binary.
Let Cloud wear a dress.
What, a tough looking guy like that?
Exactly, he's like I could wear a dress.
I could wear it too.
What kind of dress you want?
If it's not soft then I'm not wearing it.
Shiny can be very tacky.
I'm feeling something that shimmers.
You know, you look at it, you're like, ooh.
I got a silk dress.
A wig that's what you need.
You got a wig right here, mama.
I hope y'all my makeup today.
I did it inspired by Mako Eyes,
in homage to mako reactors.
RIP to them, 'cause we be blowing them up.
So the man down the street said, "people like you",
and what he meant by that is,
there's some gay people at the gym
and they're just like you.
It was a different time, this was in the 90s.
You're right, let's do squats.
Oh, we have a mini-game.
I do my squats at the gym, when I go.
I'm freaking out y'all.
I want that wig though.
I clearly need a new one.
He had 15 squats, you had 21, yes!
Received key item, blonde wig.
Be mad.
We need to get out of here, they fighting.
Hey man, got a minute?
I need to talk man to man.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah what is it?
Y'all didn't know my voice could go that low, did y'all?
You ain't know my voice could go that low, did y'all?
Hey yo, what is it?
I call that voice Eric.
A diamond Ti...bitch y'all should've let me know.
I would've got my crowns out.
Please come in.
Where we going?
Wake up, wake up.
Oh, What is happening?
He just shrugged?
Oh I didn't like this at all.
Can you put makeup on me too?
Literally, everybody in my DMs.
"Can you put makeup on me?"
I feel like a lot of people when they get in drag
for the first time, think they're gonna be
real pretty and then they're not.
But that's another story for another time.
And the big reveal.
(laughs)
He looks good.
I'm Miss Cloud, yes that is his drag name, Miss Cloud.
How do I get around them?
Is this how women feel?
Because this is not okay.
All right ladies, line up in front of the Don.
This is gross.
I just feel like I deserve to win.
This healthy-looking girl. (laughs)
That is a way to describe me.
Woohoo, I love chickies who play hard-to-get.
Yeowza!
First of all, no one says "Yeaowza".
Second of all, ain't nobody playing hard to get.
I don't like you.
You can have the rest.
That is so objectifying.
How you going to say, "you can have the rest"?
And they're like, "yes sir thank you sir".
No.
Shall we go now, pretty?
Ew.
Everybody is like, "yes", I'm like, "No".
I do not wanna go.
All right pussy cat, come to daddy.
Did he just say come to Dad...
Oh, do a reveal.
Yes!
I'll chop it off.
I'll rip it off.
She said, "I'mma smash it".
She said, "I'mma go (cutting sound)".
Not gonna lie to y'all, the last one
was a little problematic at times.
It was definitely a creepy situation.
Little bit of homophobia in there.
It was different time so I can forgive that.
Now that we're on the Playstation 4,
I expect some drama, okay?
I wanna see Cloud look good.
- Got no need for pretty boys here.
- So we're acknowledging how pretty Cloud is.
We got looks to serve everybody, we have looks to serve.
Oh my gosh I love this, it's like a little nightclub.
- And the earliest available slot is three years from now.
- Not three years.
- Three years?
- Hello
She is so angry. (laughs)
But she's sickening, look at her.
She looks so good.
You're gonna read my palms, tell me my future.
We decided to splurge on
a hand massage from this feisty woman.
Oh, woo, what is happening in this game?
This is way too sensual for a hand massage.
Suck it up, w're good.
(laughs)
I don't know if we can air this, Mary.
Put a censor bar on it.
I just want everybody to know that
Aerith's outfit is pretty basic.
- Up for a fight Cloud?
- So we're gonna have to fight?
I'm here to fight.
Sit down dog.
You gotta all of this to be a drag queen in this game.
Do you see this?
I actually think this dress on her is atrocious.
You mean we fought that monster house for an ugly dress?
- It's bad.
- He does not know he's about to be a drag queen.
Andrea is everybody's drag mother.
Drag mother back in the day, was someone who
supported you when you got kicked out
of the house for being LGBT.
You know, they put in drag for the first time.
They taught you the ropes and this, this and that.
We get to dance?
I love dancing.
Get it, Cloud.
This is so fun.
You are fighting, that is not dancing, sir.
Not bad for our first time.
I was like, ey ey.
Cloud looks like he's about to cry.
Oh my gosh, yes.
This is a performance.
(cheers)
Y'all better give theatrics,
and reveals, and color scheme, honey.
(laughs)
You're not going anywhere without dancing, Cloud.
You gotta...
Cloud is gonna dance...yes! (laughs)
Cloud is giving theatrics.
You saw that light check.
Yes!
(cheers)
I'm so into this.
I've been seeing so many drag queen perform and I need this.
This is a production.
Oh my god, they're literally voguing.
(laughing) Like, this is crazy.
Did he just do "the whip"?
I'm overwhelmed with the amount that I enjoyed this.
That was the best part of the game thus far.
Wait, did he just do an outfit change, that's him?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
It is so seamless.
Here's a little bit of blush.
How about some nails?
How about some shoes?
I think Cloud was meant to be a drag queen.
Like, oooh!
This...
I am gagged, I am gooped, I am shocked.
I am in a state of awe that's I've never been in before.
He, she's beautiful.
You know she did a light, natural look to her face.
Did they just put little, two little pigtails?
Even did like, the chest.
How?
They're probably like,
"did you just get in drag and come back?"
I feel so objectified.
This was so much worse than I thought.
This was so much worse.
Sir, I'mma need you to be six feet apart.
We are social distancing.
Lord, please don't let him touch none of us.
He touched me, oh my gosh, I just said a prayer.
This is so wrong on so many levels.
Yes!
I love Tifa 'cause she just beats people up
with her bare hands.
I love a dramatic reveal.
Also, did he just strip in front of him?
That's really uncomfortable as well.
Are they gonna do the "cut it off" scene?
- I'll cut 'em off.
- Tifa.
- I'll rip 'em off.
- Or I'll smash 'em.
It's even better the second time.
There really wasn't anything
problematic about the second one.
We get new products and they aren't making the same mistakes
as before so I think that's really cool.
Cloud was enjoying being in drag
and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Wam, wam, wam.
Like I was, I was living.
Cloud is my boyfriend usually,
and now Cloud is my girlfriend too.
First game transformation, I'm gonna give it
a seven out of ten, 70 per cent.
It was good but it wasn't great.
You know the new one, ten out of ten, great.
It would've gotten 11 out of ten
if like it was a little more realistic
and not just like you patting on a little bit of blush
and then you're moving on.
Really enjoy "Final Fantasy" but honestly,
this whole thing has given me a headache now so,
I need to probably get the hell out.
I'm gonna go.
(upbeat music)