So, this is my apartment.
Sal: So, Murray's currently with a candidate to housesit for him.
He does not know that we have rigged
this entire place with different surprises.
A couple cool things we've got --
Joe: There's a rope hanging out of the wall.
This is a tug-of-war rope that you play with your neighbor.
We actually drilled a hole through the wall,
and you can play tug-of-war with the neighbor.
It's pretty cool.
-Just bang the wall. -Yeah.
It's pretty cool. I'll show you.
Watch this.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. Okay.
Enough. You know?
Yeah, he won that round.
[ Laughter ]
Murr: There's a bedroom over here.
Pretty sparsely designed bedroom.
But come on. I'll show you around.
The housekeeper will be in,
you know, like, again, like, twice a week.
You know, just -- Jesus Christ.
That's right, Murr. All the furniture's breakaway, buddy.
Start leaning on stuff.
These walls are pretty solid. You don't have to -- [Bleep].
[ Laughter ]
My fault. I didn't decorate this.
Yeah, no, it's clearly not put together right.
Murr, go sit on the bench.
Alright. No, this one's fine.
[ Laughter ]
You can use that bench.
The bench didn't break when I sat on it,
so that seems to be...
Murr, when you hear the alarm, run into the kitchen,
and grab a bowl, and look up.
[ Alarm chirping ] It's -- Oh, so, this is --
This is a cool part of the apartment.
It's automatic salad.
Oh, geez. Yeah, see?
I have salad.
And you have tomatoes.
And you have croutons, as well. It's really great.
Like, you can make salad at any time you w--
There's the dressing.
-The dressing! -It went on his head!
Like that, okay? It's pretty great, right?
You've never seen this before? It's the latest thing.
Murr, why don't you catch some dressing with your mouth?
Sound the alarm!
[ Alarm chirping ]
Oh, oh. One second.
Woman: Oh. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
It's great, right? That's great.
Let's see if she'll housesit.
Anyway, that's pretty much the whole place.
What do you think? Do you think --
[ Laughter ]
So, what do you think?
You think you might want to watch the place?
Yeah? Great.
-Oh! -Ohh! Murray!
-Alright, Joey. -Alright, Joe.
Sorry. Okay. So, this is the basic main area.
Murr: You've got a bunch of kitty litter boxes, there.
Joe, important to note -- you have no cat.
Just, you know...
So, I don't have a cat, but...
Uh...
[ Laughter ]
Joe, mosey up to the bar and talk to him there.
Again, there's another entertainment bar here.
Then, there's the chess thing.
Oh. And, uh...
-What's that, buddy? -Tibetan monk!
I don't mind if you don't even mention the Tibetan monk.
We have Yodels.
[ Laughter ]
What's in the bedroom, buddy?
This is the room that we would go in.
Q: Here we go. Here we go, Joe.
This is the one bedroom.
We've got a guillotine with doll heads.
So, this is just a place to crash if you needed to.
And this is just, you know, sometimes, what I get into.
This is basically -- You know, I just...
"I find beheading dolls really lets out some steam."
It's just fun to just chop the head off my dolls. Um...
[ Laughter ]
This is -- You got a fridge in this.
Bathroom's here, like I told you. And then --
"The litter box is mostly Chen."
[ Laughter ]
Yeah. If I'm gonna --
If I'm gonna be honest, that work's mostly Chen.
Okay.
We do host a lot of stuff.
That's why I have so many litter boxes,
because, normally, you know, a party breaks out any time.
"Just chopping heads off dolls, people [bleep] everywhere.
There's Yodels."
It's nuts. I mean, the parties are crazy.
You know, chopping heads off dolls,
people taking [bleep] in litter boxes,
the Yodel factory over there.
Chen deejays. What are you --
[ Laughter ]
So, you think it's something you'd be interested in?
-Sure. -Yeah, man. Awesome, dude.
-Oh, my God! -He said "yes"!
Q: Wow! He said yes?