Okay, so based on the several hundreds
of thousands of hits I got on my last video,
BuzzFeed wanted me to come back
to explore a different subject.
Enlightment, auras, meditation,
all this stuff that is used to achieve
a higher level of consciousness.
And we only had time for two days.
Along with my best friend, Greg Barris,
we're going to see if I can achieve enlightenment
in just these two days.
(dramatic piano music)
- I really don't know anything about my aura.
- He's more of an expert in this stuff.
He has a man bun.
He wears shapes on a necklace.
Greg's going to have, like, the craziest aura.
Like, it won't even be colors. It'll just be symbols.
(enthusiastic music)
Hello. Hi. Barry. Great to meet you.
I haven't pleasured myself in six days.
- Hi, I'm Greg.
- Hi Greg, nice to meet you.
- My pleasure to meet you.
- I recently found out that meditating helps,
so I've been planning on meditating.
- Whose going to be first?
- We could do paper, rock, scissors.
[Both speaking] One, two, three, shoot.
- (laughs) Did everybody see that?
That's not good for your aura.
You can go first, though.
- I want you to place your left hand on that hand plate.
- [Lana] The equipment is picking up with a natural person,
the base of who you really are.
- You're very very creative.
You could actually be the life of the party. (laughs)
- (laughs) I get that a lot.
- [Lana] Yeah? Well guess what? That's the truth!
- [Barry] Really? You saw that already?
- Yes, yes, it's already showing that.
- Okay. So are we done?
- Nope. Hold on a second. Keep your hand there.
- [Barry] My hand was a little sweaty.
Do we need to -- is that okay?
- It's okay.
- That's Barry.
- Oh my God! Oh man, what a --
That looks like a good aura.
- That is a good aura.
- So do I have anything to work on? Or am I fine?
- Oh yeah.
(hopeful music)
- My mike battery died,
which I think is a sign of how strong my aura is.
- You did.
I'm frozen.
- [Greg] No way!
Mike battery died.
Just wiped out the aura machine.
- [Barry] Is this real?
- Yeah.
- [Barry] He really -- he shorted it?
- [Lana] Yeah. I'm going to have to reboot.
- [Barry] With his aura? Are you kidding me?
How often do people short the machine?
- [Lana] This happened twice since I've had this.
And I've had this machine since 2007.
- This has only happened twice in eight years?
- It's because of his aura?
- [Lana] Well, he's got a lot of energy
that's going on with him right now.
- [Barry] Can I go again after him,
to see if I could short it?
(eerie music)
- Did you see that?
(laughs) He's flashing in and out.
His picture came in and out.
He has a lot of energy that's flowing. (laughs)
- (oohing)
Did that do something?
- You did. You brought in some healing energy.
- Yeah, I thought so.
- [Lana] Yeah. (laughs)
Okay. Well, we'll get it within --
(gasps) Look at that purple!
That's mysticism coming in.
(laughs)
- I didn't have any purple.
- [Lana] They're showing me --
Oh, I'm going to cry.
They're showing me -- it's almost godlike.
So don't play with it, because it's just --
- [Barry] In mine, she was just going through the motions.
You know, she was just like, "Oh yeah, you're creative
"and blah blah blah. Yeah, you're better."
But she was like moved to tears by you.
- I mean there's not much I have to work on.
I think I'm just going to try to maintain.
It makes me want to like get on Tinder or something.
- Spiritually I seem dead.
This is a wake up call, you know.
I can't live like this anymore.
(hopeful music)
I am an ordained minister
with the Church of Divine Intervention.
- Oh, okay.
- [Rachel] Okay? I'm also an active student
with a couple of different mystery schools.
- Okay.
So what is that?
So when you do a session, what are you trying to do?
- It is about changing your energetic structure.
It's like I can clean your house,
but at the end of the day,
you might just destroy it because of your patterns.
Right? Like I can only bring you to the water.
I can't make you drink it.
Every single time I've ever walked through here,
there's always been a little bit of a dimensional shift.
There is actually kind of an energetic porthole
that comes through here.
Take off your shoes!
- [Barry] We're in really weird, like, fun socks.
- [Rachel] Good!
- [Greg] I've got great socks, too. They're gray.
- Both of you have just officially reconnected
to the earth's electromagnetic grid.
(dramatic orchestral music)
(mystical chorale music)
(vigorous music)
(tranquil music)
(screaming)
- [Lana] Are you ready?
- [Barry] Ready.
- [Lana] Okay, so I want you to look in this camera here.
Place your hand on the hand plate.
Just think about all the positive things going on.
- (exhales noisly)
- Those dark reds are back.
But that's not a bad thing.
Remember I said to you, it's not a bad thing for you?
(thoughtful music)
You can tell you've been doing some work.
Because your chakras have shifted.
And sometimes what I tell people also
is when you go and you do work,
if you do too many things at one time
sometimes you shift yourself back.
And you null and void things out.
But you see how it's more red?
- Uh-huh.
- That it doesn't have the -- yeah.
- That's black in it!
- No, that's not black.
That's that deep -- remember, I told you
it was like that deep, deep red color. Or brown.
- No, it looks like black.
- It looks like black to you.
But I'm going to tell you that it's not black,
because I'm going to read down to the report.
Oh, it is black.
When you're right you're right.
I don't see that,
because I don't put black energy into anyone's aura.
I'm going to say that's the black around you there.
That's the black future around you.
- [Greg] Yeah, I don't want Barry's dark aura
getting too close. It can get close.
Do you know how far out the aura extends?
- Nine feet.
- So stay -- yeah, that's about good, right there.
- We may have to reboot this.
- [Greg] Did he break it again?
- [Lana] No it's just that it's not moving from the red.
- Well, you know, it's not moving.
And I don't like that.
And I'm going to reboot it.
You can see that you've done some work.
Remember we talked about that?
That was the purple that we were talking about.
The mysticism. You see, it was there before.
So it's still here, a little bit there.
That red indicates that you've got a lot of things
that you've been working on.
Which you have, because it's in there now.
- Yeah, it's kind of a bunch of hooey.
Yeah, I don't think that there's much to it.
- I think Barry's being a sore loser.
There's no winners or losers.
We both just have our aura.
Our aura -- you're walking away?
Come on. Bring your dark energy back over here.
(enthusiastic music)