*Whale Sonar Noise
Hey, i'm Laineybot and this is 10 things i hate about Homophobic people.
Many quote only the parts of the bible that agree with them.
Charlie, look! According to Leviticus 20:13: homosexuals are evil and we should kill them. Look!
That's interesting, but when's the last time you got a haircut?
I dunno. A couple of weeks ago?
"Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head". That's a quote.
Who said that?
Exact same guy who in the book says we should kill gay people.
(Butthurt) SHUT UP! BEING GAY IS WRONG!
AND SO ARE HAIRCUTS!
They're excessively paranoid about looking gay.
Hello, Light. - Cover up your feet!
*Pause* Hmmm, my feet?
Yes! They're SEXUAL!
Do my ankles offend you, also?
Stop it! That's GAY!
You would certainly have a hard time at swimming pools, seeing all those hairy boy feet...
WHAT?!
(Trollface) Imagine it must be hard hiding your erection under swimming trunks...
Deh!!
*troll chuckle*
(defeated) Damn you, L!!!
They act like being straight is better than being gay.
It must suck not worry your boyfriend got you pregnant.
Not really, it's kind of liberating.
No, your boyfriend's body as well as your own? That must be awful...
Yeah, that's amazing too..
Neither the person just laying there doing nothing? Team work sucks..
Gay men do tend to be pretty awesome in bed.
Just two guys exploring their every fantasy never having to deal with an overly emotionally and mentally unstable woman... it sucks! It's stupid!
are you trying to shame me or remind me how awesome it is to be gay?
(sobbing) WHY DID MY HUSBAND LEAVE ME!??!?!?
(sarcastically) Oh! We're crying now! I'm gonna go hang out with my boyfriend who doesn't treat life like a soap opera.
MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN AT ALL!!!!
Which is exactly why we shouldn't be with you!
Many homophobes don't realize that they themselves are not heterosexual.
Being gay is obviously a choice!
Ya know, technically only a bisexual could truly believe that.
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Simply implying that your mouth can lie, but your boner can not.
*tsk*
I get boners from WOMEN!
Yes, maybe... but also men.
THOSE ARE RANDOM ERECTIONS!
That certainly is convenient timing..
Great strawman argument!
Alright, one:
...i don't think you know what a strawman argument is.
And two...
...look at my ankles.
DAMN YOU, L!
Light, why are you covering up your crotch? Is it another random erection?
SHINIGAMI!?!?
You're obviously into dudes, Light...
You bastard...
YOU GAY.
They have no good reasons to hate gay people.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Why would I be?
Having sex with men is GROSS!
You have sex with men, TOO.
yeah! But i can make babies with them!
So, anyone who won't have babies can't "have sex"?
YES! no matter what, it's WRONG!
Guess there's no sex for sixty year old women then..
And what about men who get vasectomies? Can't have sex with wives anymore?
Do you just want us to overpopulate the planet till all our resources are gone?
Homosexuality is obviously a gift to humanity..
It's harmful, okay!?
to who, exactly?
*Scoff*
Children?
How's that?
Because gay is contagious!
Vicki, you could only be born gay. Even if you could catch it, i like being gay and so does my boyfriend.
(WAKE UP DUMBASS)
Oh, snap!
What?
I just realized what an ignorant, hateful moron i am.
Aww Vicki, you are a moron.
In place of doing productive thing they waste their time hating.
(moaning)
What are you doing, Light?
I'm posting to my anti-homosexual gay blog.
so, you're still in the closet?
There is no closet!
Would you consider volunteering at the homeless shelter?
Why would i do something like that?
Because then maybe you'd be more than just another person draining the world of happiness...
Did you say PENIS!?
No, i said 'happiness'.
*hentai moaning*
SAY IT AGAIN!
"Happiness"?
*gay cry*
...I think you should take a shower.
It's just pee!
Also, i think i just decided to move out... That's all.
IT'S JUST PEE!
They concern themselves more with things that don't affect them than things that do.
Charlie, i changed my mind.
So, you're not a hateful idiot?
No, i just watched Fox News for four hours and now i'm brainwashed again...
Oh. Great.
Do you know that homosexuals are destroying America?
Well, that's strange. Because i could've sworn it was an irresponsible spinning mixed with politicians ignoring the constitution.
NO, it's the GAYS!
And what did the gays do, Vicky?
Kiss and icky stuff.
Yeah... and how does that 'hurt' America?
It makes people on Fox News feel funny.
You realize like, half of people on Fox News regularly have sex with gay prostitutes, right?
That's why it makes them 'feel funny'! They have boners!
I JUST WANNA LICK A VAGINA, OKAY!
(cheerfully) Go!
I'm going!
Yay! I'm so proud of you!
Me too!
They deny the very basics of human anatomy.
I can't stand L! He's always calling me gay!
Well, you *are* gay.
Great! You too!
You realize i'm always around you, right? (Rekt Light)
Yeah? So?
Including when you browse the internet.
and???
LIGHT! Think about it!
Oh, you mean the gay sites?
Yah! The gay sites!
That was just for research and besides, it's wrong!
If being gay is wrong, why do men have a G-spot in their butts?
That's probably like, nipples. that's more for women.
Women don't have G-spots in their butts!
How does one trigger this G-spot?
Just say one word and i'll give you a shinigami brown eye!
Yes! I want the shinigami brown eye!
Granted.
*Music Intensifies* + Some more Moaning
They act like you don't deserve to get married when they themselves suck at marriage.
I'm warming out the whole gay thing, but i still think they shouldn't get married.
Oh! because you're the master of perfect marriages?
Hey! just because i've been married a few times...
...yeah, all your marriages failed and you cheat every opportunity you get.
yeah! but i have a vagina and they have penises!
Marriage doesn't require anything but a good heart.
(sobbing)
I'm a MONSTER!
Huh! At least you're an honest monster.
I'M AN HONEST MONSTER!
They act like you being gay automatically means you're attracted to them.
I bet you wanna have sex with me right now. Don't you, L.
Awkward. I'm not gay. But if i was, i wouldn't be with you.
WHAT!?
You have a terrible personality and your hygiene is below my standards.
But i'm so HANDSOME!
No... not really.
What?!
Light, we both know you're gay. So, just ask yourself if you wanna have sex with every man you see.
No, most guys are gross.
Thank you for finally admitting you're gay.
WHAT!? NO!!
Now that you're out, you can finally be yourself. - THIS IS INSANE!
No, denying who you really are... That's insane.
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
(get over it already, Light)
Shinigami... Are you gay?
Oh! I'm omnisexual.
What does that mean? - It means i pork everyone.
Well, will you PORK me? - Yes, i will!
FANTASTIC!
*Outro*