Welcome to Scoopy's, I'm Cooper, I'll be your scooper.
[music playing]
♪ Here we go up the tube Fighting crime is what we do ♪
♪ A superhero and his sidekick With a plan, they got a plan ♪
♪ Who's the one behind the mask Who can move super fast? ♪
♪ It's Kid Danger Oh, look it's Captain Man ♪
A red rose.
Oh, yeah.
I guess somebody must have dropped it in the car earlier tonight.
Yeah.
♪ It must be time ♪
Happy Valentine's Day.
♪ No one knows it's me ♪
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Shut up, Schwoz!
[laughing]
[music playing]
♪ Stay right here And don't be a stranger ♪
♪ Get ready for New episodes of Henry Danger ♪
♪ Watch us fight crime With Captain Man ♪
♪ And hit bad guys in the head with a frying pan ♪
Hey! I don't even know your name.
Then why don't you guess?
Here's a hint, it's Veronica.
That's a pretty specific hint, Veronica.
[laughing]
[groaning]
Not even close.
Whoa, can't touch this.
- You started that fight. - You calling me a liar?
Well I ain't callin' you a truther!
[laughing]
- Classic. - Classic.
So, what can I get for you?
- How's the Summer Swirl? - Mmm.
It's my favorite, let me get you a sample.
Oops, this ice cream is hard.
Um... let me try this.
[laughing]
You might wanna stand back.
[explosion]
♪ And I'll never fall off ♪
♪ I just do what I do so you do you ♪
♪ Top dog I'm a boss ♪
♪ I'm in to win it, we on My squad is so Gucci and we gone ♪
Huh?
Yo, dog, this is your song.
This is my song!
[music playing]
[cheering]
[howling]
- Wait, is Charlotte hired? - Yeah, yeah, she's hired.
[cheering]
- Wait, you wanna see something cool? - Yeah!
Hug me.
Just trust me.
Whoa!
Up the tube!
[screaming]
- Oh, hey. - Oh, hi, how are you?
Oh I'm Mrs. Birch, the birthday girl's mom.
- Right. - Right, right.
OK, so, which one of you is Burples and which ones is Schmutz?
- Uh, I'm Burples. - Uh, I'm Burples.
- Uh, I'm Schmutz. - I'm Schmutz.
- I'm-- OK, we know we he is but-- - He's Schmutz, I'm Sc-- Burples!
- You know... - We swap!
[laughing]
You two really are clowns.
- Thank you. - Yes, we are professional clowns.
Oh, man, the cable's gonna snap!
[screaming]
Oh, Coop, what happened?
The elevator kinda... left.
What? Where'd it go?
[crashing]
About 79 stories down there.
- Oh my God! - Don't worry, I got you.
Ready to go up to the roof?
Yeah, in just-- just a sec--
OK, but... we should hurry.
[cheering]
- It's happening! - Ssh, ssh!
Loopty loopty loo...
I'm Kid Danger, and I'm taking this bag of oranges to church!
Why do I sound like a girl?
- Why are you carrying a bag of oranges? - Ssh.
Diddily diddily diddily doo...
Boo!
[screaming]
Who-- who are you guys?
- Shut up! - Let's give Kid Danger a hard time!
Ow! Owie! Leave me alone!
♪ Living in slow motion ♪
♪ I kinda lose my mind Every time I see you there ♪
♪ Slow motion ♪
Whoa.
Dude's bringing it.
[laughing]
The-- um...
He's your son?
- Mhmm. - Yes.
- Yeah, we've reconsidered. - We've changed our minds.
Your son can stay.
- It's best that he stays. - It kinda needs to happen.
I'm Kid Danger.
I know, I figured that out.
Just promise me you'll never tell anyone.
- I promise. - No, you don't understand.
I took an oath that I'd never tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's sidekick.
I swear, I'm never gonna tell.
Thanks.
- Can I tell Jasper? - No!
Get 'em Kid Danger!
[cheering]
You heard 'em... get me!
[groaning]
[screaming]
My favorite SpongeBob character is Mr. Krabs.
- Money, money, money, money, money! - Money, money, money, money, money!
That's my favorite line.
He's just obsessed with money, kinda like me!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
That was pretty good, impressed myself there for a little.
Ha-ha hey, guys!
Long line for the bathroom, what happened?
- That girl you brought here, Tiffany? - Yeah?
She went crazy and beat up Mitch Bilsky.
But then Kid Danger showed up and took her down.
What?
Hey, babe! It's me, Henry Hart, you're in Swellview.
[giggling]
- Ssh! - Ssh!
So, it looks like I'm coming to New York next weekend.
And since I don't know anything about New York and you live there,
I was thinking you might know some cool stuff to do.
Meet me tomorrow night, midnight, right under the Swellview sign.
- Come alone. - Alone?
Hey, what are you-- No, no, you better not-- No, no, please don't!
[cheering]
Isn't that more fun than fighting with me?
No!
Maybe!
Kinda, I can't be sure unless you do it again.
So, you're a superhero?
Well no-- I mean almost-- I mean, oh my gosh,
I'm just so excited to meet you guys and--
Why are you dressed like The Three Muchachos?
We're going undercover.
What kind of band doesn't play music?
A rubber band.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before he got married?
Fiancé... get it?
What kind of music are balloons scared of?
Pop music.
[groaning]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm OK!
Jeremy, will you dance with me?
Well, I mean, I'm a little rusty, but if you insist.
[music playing]
[crashing]
[laughing]
I've only got one thing to say to you.
Then say it.
I am so glad you're here!
[laughing]
[cheering]
Hey! What are you doing?
Fighting crime, baby.
Ha-ha, love this kid.
- You lied to me! - Yup.
- You used me! - That is also true.
[roaring]
Throw the meat!
[roaring]
Open!
[laughing]
What's up, guy? It's Jace Norman and this is the Halloween Taste Test.
Let's get dish number one.
Pretty good, kind of.
- Henry! - Oh, hey, Ms. Shapen.
Do you know why that green girl is dancing?
You are in big trouble!
Why?
My cat hasn't gone to the bathroom in a week!
[laughing]
And how am I responsible for that?
I think George Clooney might be involved.
- George Clooney? - Yes!
What's wrong with my cat?
Tell us! Tell our eyes!
Don't yell at Henry!
Hey, guys, what's up? I'm Jace Norman and I'm about to scare Ella Anderson,
who's gonna come and do an interview and I'm gonna hide right there
behind that door, and come out and scare her.
Let's see what happens!
Ghost, vampires...
[screaming]
Hey!
What are you doing?
I dunno, but I sure hope you don't escape while I'm looking at this cool ceiling.
[laughing]
- So I can trust you to keep a secret? - Yes, Sir.
- I'm gonna blow a bubble. - You're gonna blow a bubble?
I'm gonna blow your mind.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[popping]
[cheering]
You're-- you're Captain Man!
That's right Henry.
[music playing]
Wait, what's going on, where'd the Shop Rosie come from?
Get out of the fountain!
- You're gonna get the gear all wet. - Huh?
Hurry! The sea monster's grabbing me!
- It's so realistic! - Get out of the water, kid!
- This is sensitive-- - Jeremy? Jeremy?
Don't worry, Corrine, I won't let you go!
Seriously, you're gonna get me fired!
I'll never let go, Corrine, I'll never let go!
[screaming]
[splashing]
You don't seriously have to swim?
Henry, are you here? Henry?
Well, he doesn't seem to be here so,
why don't you two give up and walk away?
- Here, I'll try calling him again. - No!
- Why not? - 'Cause...
Ah, oh my God!
- Why'd you just scream? - Quick, into the closet!
- Go, go, go, hurry, get in the closet! - No!
Somebody's coming, get in the closet now!
- Hey-- - This is weird!
- You wanna say it? - Nope.
I probably wouldn't say it as good as Drex would.
[laughing]
- Up the tube. - I wanted to say it!
You ready to go for a ride?
[screaming]
Cops!
[music playing]
I didn't mean like--
I didn't mean like how old you are, I meant like, you're young!
You look so young!
You're-- you're-- you're aged, you're well worn.
I see a lot of wisdom in your eyes is what I meant to say.
You're good... looking. What?
- To pie. - To pie!
[laughing]
- Aww! - Aww!
♪ Charlotte is really Really, really, sassy ♪
♪ And Jasper's picking up Some buckets, so classy ♪
Well, I guess I don't need to hide this from you anymore.
Hey, it's me.
Hey kid, we have a little emergency.
Wait, what's that?
I'm gonna blow a bubble.
You're gonna blow a bubble?
I'm gonna blow your mind.
[cheering]
[music playing]
[cheering]
[laughing]
How do I look? Good!
- Let us out! - Uh... I can't, 'cause...
- There's a very bad guy out here. - Who?
That's it, Kid Danger, you're done!
I'm not done, you're done!
[groaning]
Quit it! Die! You're gonna pay for that!
Don't touch girls!
What's that?
- Hey, everybody, I'm Cooper. - And I'm Jace.
And this is a BFF off!
A what?
No, it's like a game to figure out which one of us is the better friend.
Oh, OK, so me.
Lookin' good, Captain Man!
Feeling good, Kid Danger!
Yeah!
[music playing]
This is a very general thing,
but I know this is a big part of his life, so...
Oh, dang!
[music playing]
What is his grossest habit?
- I'm gonna rip you apart! - Yeah, get 'em, Captain Man!
No need to get me, I give up.
I'm gonna beat you till your mama feels it!
But this was just a misunderstanding!
Then tell me where Kid Danger is!
Uh, that's kind of a long story--
[crashing]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Darn, I'm urinating!
What? Ew.
[laughing]
Wow, gorgeous.
Yeah, fantastic necklace.
Oh, I actually wasn't talking about the necklace.
- Oh. - Yeah.
So what were you talking about?
Um... you know... you.
[giggling]
OK.
[crashing]
[burping]
Kat!
It was a mail truck.
This is exactly why the canine population are not fans!
You got your real voice, and you got your inside voice.
And right now, you're giving your inside voice a little too much airtime.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please don't fart, please don't fart,
come on, don't fart, don't fart, hold it in, Jeremy!
[music playing]
I'm sorry.
[music playing]
[laughing]
Yes, yes, take that, world! Take that, Mom, I told you! Yes!
- How will-- I'm so sorry! - I'm so sorry!
[bell ringing]
Quick, let's just-- quick!
[giggling]
OK.
What the--
- Oh, it's a man! - Ew!
Sweetie, can you do me a favor? Could you scratch my chin please?
- Do it, you do it! - No way!
You do it, I checked the curtain! You're doing it.
- Please my pretty princess. - Do it!
She's luring me in! She's gonna kill me!
- Go, just-- - She's trying to kill me!
- Fine, you have to be right here. - OK, I'll be right here for you.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Sorry, but... this is bad.
I have more options.
[laughing]
Too sparkly.
Eh, it's a little Broadway.
[laughing]
- Too tight. - Way too tight!
Oh man, I ate a lot of fruit!
- Hey! I like it. - I like it.
OK, nobody move! Who's Thapo?
Easy, don't get nervous...
It's just kid dumpster.
- That's danger. - I know.
I was being disrespectful.
- Allow me to introduce myself. - Yeah, I know who you are.
Dr. Maniac.
It's Minyak.
I know, I was being disrespectful.
Oh no, your arms, ahh!
What do I do?
Some of my best work right there.
- You're being so-- - Oh, the cops, go!
Duck, they're coming by the side, act cool, act cool.
- Another piece of the car broke. - Ahh!
He's every criminal's worst nightmare.
I'd like to introduce you to a little friend of mine.
Mr. Wall.
He's about to get a new partner,
an out of control rookie who doesn't play by the rules.
I work alone.
Too bad, McHavish. Meet your new partner.
Detective McPoopypants.
Just because you're my partner doesn't mean I have to like you.
Just stay out of my way and we won't have any problems, got it?
[laughing]
And your favorite TV Actor is...
Jace Norman!
I'm just like you, I had no experience, I just
fell into this thing. So, I got lucky,
and you guys will get lucky too, it's all about seizing the opportunity.
And so, um...
Thank you guys, I appreciate it a lot. Thank you!
[cheering]