Wow, Monica, if every restaurant were as clean as yours
it'd be a tough time making a living.
[laughs] Oh, Larry.
So, um, do health inspectors work on commission?
No. Bribes.
[laughs]
It's okay to laugh, right?
Yeah. I was just kidding.
Okay. Ha, ha, ha.
I'm gonna check the kitchen floor.
Okay. Knock yourself out, Larry.
- Yum-my. - Larry?
Oh, yeah. I'd let him check out my kitchen floor.
[both laugh]
A 98.
I deducted two points because
you're not wearing your chef's hat
and that is a Section 5 violation.
Oh! Now, look, Larry, honey.
Um, I wrote the book on Section 5
and I know that you don't have to wear your hat
unless you're in the kitchen.
And where is your hat?
It's in the kitchen. I'll go get it.
Ah, there's the two points.
[gasps] Ah.
Hey, you should really read that book you wrote.
Wow.
You saw the hat in the kitchen
and you knew she'd have
to go in there hatless to get it.
You could have your own, you know
health inspector detective show.
Well, I don't know about that.
Yeah, but then I could be your sidekick, Vunda.
Maybe, uh, Vunda could give me her number
and I could ask her to dinner sometime.
Okay, she would love that, you know
since you know all the clean places to eat.
- I-I'll call you. - Okay.
Oh.
He's so funny. Whoa. Oh.
You look beautiful this evening.
[chuckles]
Show me the badge again.
[giggling]
Shiny.
Oh, you mind if I wash up
'cause I came straight from work
and who knows where these babies have been?
[laughing] You are just nonstop.
- We're outta here. - W-why?
Just walking past the kitchen
I saw ten violations.
I am shutting this place down.
You have the power to do that?
This does.
Shut it down.
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Hey, you ready for dinner?
- Ooh, absolutely. - Great.
And you want to go to the Italian place down
on Bleecker Street, right?
Ooh, I love that place.
So, no.
Oh, how about Mama Lezotti's?
Ugh.
Sure.
I don't know how long that milk has been sitting out.
Oh, no. No, this place is totally healthy.
That, this milk is mine.
I bought this today 'cause I was thirsty for milk, you know.
Hm-mm.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, buddy.
You familiar with the, uh, Section 11B of the health code
that requires all refuse material
to be taken out of the back exit?
Uh, but, then I'd have to go
all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Oh, so you're saying that you choose
convenience over health?
Okay, stop, Larry..
Okay, can't you just be Larry
and not Larry the health inspector guy?
You know, I mean, it was really exciting
at first, but now, it's like
okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
Thank you.
Okay. Go, go, go!
Uff! Now, if, after dinner, you still, like
really need to bust someone
I know a hot-dog vendor who picks his nose.
[chuckles]
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