Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you.
Take a seat.
Welcome to the Sean Hayes DeGeneres show.
Ellen couldn't be here today.
She's at Costco, hoarding toilet paper.
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Actually, I wasn't sure I was going
to be able to make it today.
I had a little accident last night.
It wasn't too serious.
I was walking barefoot in my kitchen holding a sharp knife.
Somehow the knife slipped out of my hand.
And I accidentally ate a whole sleeve of Oreos.
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But I'm here.
Yeah, this is my sixth time guest hosting.
But who's counting?
Hopefully, my agent.
I've learned that when you host a talk show,
you have to stay on top of all the latest trends.
And I want to make sure I know about them before anyone else.
That's why for daylight savings, I set my clock ahead two hours.
But then I watched the "Bachelor" finale.
So I actually ended up losing three hours.
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Yeah, did you guys see that?
Yeah, today I want to talk about some of the new fashion trends.
Last week was Paris Fashion Week.
It's a huge event, seven days, and 200 models.
That's also known as Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party.
I've never been to Paris Fashion Week.
But I'm told you can see Paris.
You can see France.
You can see someone's underpants.
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Yeah, and around the corner, fudge is made.
So I spent some time looking at all the new clothes
from Paris Fashion Week.
And I want to give you a preview of some of the hottest looks.
Here's one of the men's fashions.
This is from Balenciaga.
Yeah, it's for anyone who loves fashion and hates hugs.
Look at that thing.
I actually like the jacket.
But I don't really get the boots.
They seem pointless.
Thank you.
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Those are the pointy jacket jokes.
Here's a look for women.
Those are-- yeah, those are either huge shoulder pads
or a terrible boob job.
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Yeah, she just needs like three more letters.
And she can do the YMCA dance.
Here's another look.
Yeah, she's barely in there.
The designer is Comme des Garcons,
which I believe is French for trash bag.
I mean, look at that.
How did that even happen?
Was the designer like, oh, shoot,
I forgot it's Fashion Week starts tomorrow.
Quick, grab the shower curtain and a loofah.
That is hilarious, not since Cadbury eggs.
And here's one final look.
According to the CDC, this dress is the only way
to not get the coronavirus.
So if you're going on a Princess Cruise
this is what you want to wear.
One thing I can tell for sure, this
is a Fall look because if you're wearing this,
you're going to fall.
You guys get that joke?
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