- Hell yeah.
- That car is awesome.
- So you haven't (beep) with my son, or what?
(Nolan laughing)
- I think we found the best car movie of all time.
We love "Fast and Furious" knockoff movies around here.
And apparently some of our producers
have found the knockiest offest one ever.
Little movie called "Streets of Legend."
- That is the title of the film.
- Some people say it's the worst car movie ever made,
but some people actually really like it.
Today we're gonna watch it and decide for ourselves.
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- All right, just a little bit of context about this movie.
So it's got a 2.7 out of 10 on IMDB,
which is not good. - Not great.
- This movie made $5,400 at the box office.
- The cinematography is apparently really good.
It won an award at the Sundance Film Festival.
It won Best Dramatic Cinematography Award.
- So without further ado, let's dive right in
to "Streets of Legend."
It looks like it shot enough.
- [Dispatch] 8714.
I need you to proceed to area one, possible street racing.
- It's like, very artistic.
- Yeah. I dig this, actually.
- I do appreciate that,
unlike all other street racing movies,
including the "Fast and Furious," we don't start
with a like heavy techno-y hip hoppy like...
- All right it's going down tonight, I'll be there.
(Nolan rapping)
(Nolan imitates burnout)
And then the cars are doing a burnout and a wheelie
at the same time.
- Now that we're moved, we're gonna cut to five,
six minutes into the movie.
First time you see cars, apparently
- [Derek] This is Derek, 5-0 scan ahead.
There is none in front of me.
I am in the left lane with my ambers on.
You guys all behind me?
(motor revs up)
- Damn.
- That's skidding!
(police siren)
- Danzig is like, (imitates guitar)
- All right, so that guy that just zoomed by is Derek,
AKA Quattro, 'cause he's driving a B5 S4.
Right off the bat, like, I think this is more realistic
than any car movie I've ever seen.
All the cop stuff is real cop, them getting pulled over
and then just like filming it gorilla style.
Apparently they didn't file a single filming permit.
This is the raddest thing.
I am embarrassed that I didn't make this movie.
- Never heard of this.
- Apparently this is a real ticket that they got,
while filming this movie.
- Okay. Speeding.
- Tinted windows, modified exhaust.
- Lowered vehicle.
- Okay, so what do we know about Derek so far?
AKA Quattro. He's soulful.
We can tell by his patch and he's like a, you know
he's like a brooding handsome guy, like us.
I guess this is the scene where we meet Derek's dad,
who is apparently a bit of a hardass.
- And what is it (beep) with the lights on?
- Stealth mode. (Nolan laughing)
- Stealth mode. (James and Nolan laughing)
How about I put a stealth boot up your ass?
- Stealth mode.
- Why doesn't Bob worry about Bob,
and let Derek worry about Derek.
- Dude, if I would've told my dad,
why didn't Dave worry about Dave?
He would've just like, lit me up.
We've been told to skip to the point
where apparently we meet the character Black Gerald.
Dude, the patch, he looks like Liam Gallagher.
- Yeah, yeah. - From Oasis.
All right, so Black Gerald's in a civic
and he revs on Quattro, when he is at the gas station.
And he's like, "Hell no dude, I'm not gonna let you rev
on me while I'm at the gas station."
Oh no, dude. - Ah, it's a chase.
- Oh, Gerald's got the NOS, baby.
He's patting it. - Gerald's got the NOS, baby.
- First one to hit 120 takes it.
- 120? (beep) that ain't gonna take that long.
- I'm bonin' out on your move.
- I'm doing what on your move?
- I'm bonin' out on your move.
- Oh yeah dude. Oh.
Dude, I love this.
- Dude, this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.
- There's lightning now? - Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha. - Ha, ha, ha.
- So Quattro, as we saw, has been beaten by Black Gerald.
So in this scene he goes to his friend Leone
and explains to him, "Hey, I gotta be faster."
(rock music)
- Hey Leone! Leone!
I just got smoked by Black Gerald.
I just got worked by Black Gerald.
- Black Gerald? I'll smoke that fool.
- His third gear chirped.
(James and Nolan laughing)
- The music is playing so loud. Just talk like this!
The whole time, this whole scene!
I think we'll just talk like this! That's realistic!
I don't know, I think in real life I would just like,
not turn it down, we just talk like this!
All right, cool! I'm gonna bone out!
Dude, I think this guy was on a "True Life."
- What? - Yeah.
I think this guy was on MTV "True Life" I'm a Street Racer.
Quattro has the wide patch. It's as wide as his mouth.
Takes up his whole chin and this dude Leone,
has the vertical eyebrow.
(harp music)
- I am the master.
- What?
(both grunting)
- Who is this?
(rap music)
Now, they're just like doing karate. Oh.
In so many car movies, it's like, blah, blah, blah
and blah overnight parts from Japan.
And in that scene it was just like,
"Oh yeah, we'll put bigger turbos in your car."
So again, this might be the best car movie ever made.
- This is really good, dude. I'm like, I'm really loving it.
- This is a good friend.
- Yeah.
(rock music) (motor revs up)
- Turbos upgraded, car faster. Only one thing to do.
Now, it's time to put the money,
where the figurative mouth is.
I'm talking a tarmac, I'm talking a street race, baby.
I wanna commend these guys for waiting this long
to have a girl go like this.
But, I think we're about to see it for the first time.
- All right.
(tires squealing)
- They shot this at a real, like street racing night.
So every movie that we've seen up until this point
"Fast and Furious" entire franchise, "200mph,"
very staged, again, doing an impression of street racing.
These guys took a camcorder to actual street races
and filmed it.
Which is bonkers. - Pretty rad. Yeah.
- Yeah, totally insane. I love this movie.
- We're not ironically liking this.
- I wanna watch it and I want to talk to them
about the process of making it.
- I really wanna talk to these people.
- I'm super curious as to how they made this movie
and decided to make it.
How they raised over a million dollars to do it.
If anyone who worked on this movie is watching,
please hit us up in the comments.
We would love to talk to you and learn more about it.
This process seems fascinating.
So, this is when Leone of "True Life" fame,
shows up in a CRX.
- Like an actual race car here.
- That's a race car right there.
(men laughing)
- Nailed it.
(tires squealing)
- Whoa. - Oh.
- That's impressive in a front-wheel drive.
- That's pretty sick.
(police siren) Uh-oh.
- C'mon.
- C'mon. - C'mon, give your milkshake.
- C'mon, give your milkshake.
- You always drive like this?
- Like what?
- That's actually pretty cool.
- I like that.
- Noza. What's your name?
It's just Derek.
- No, Slimeball Derek.
- My name is (beep beep).
(James and Nolan laughing)
So this is like, when the two romantic interests connect.
- Maybe I can call you this, Quattro.
- Oh
- She gives him his nickname?
- But wait, haven't they been calling him...
- They call him Derek.
They either call him Derek or (beep) butt.
- Right. - They call him Derek.
- Don't ya (beep) notice when the (beep) cops show up
when you're about to run (beep) Slimeball, dog.
- (beep) Yeah, every time we're (beep) around you
there's always the (beep) cops or some kind of (beep).
- Man, when we (beep) drive around all the (beep) (beep)
cops are always (beep) us up.
- Yeah man, (long beep).
Let's play cards.
So, this is a big quarter mile race
and I want you guys to pay attention
to how they measure a quarter mile.
(motors revving)
(timer beeps)
- 10.8, that's fast.
- That is a fast little civic.
- This is Chato, in prison.
- Don't ignore me homey. You bang?
- What the (beep) homey. I don't bang dog.
The only (beep) thing I bang are (beep) homey.
- Now what? - Let's get down.
- What? - They're gonna fight.
- What's up? (men scuffling)
- What's up?
- I like how they crouch down to be under the wall,
so no one can see 'em but then they like,
immediately abandoned that and start fighting.
But I also like the,
what's up? (punching sounds)
Nothing, dude. I'm fighting you.
What's up? (punching sounds)
So, shortly after this fight, Chato escapes from prison.
And first thing he's gonna do, is call his gal.
Noza, but Noza is hanging out with Derek and his dad, Bob.
- Hop in, Sweetheart. (motor revving up)
- That thing rules.
- Hell yeah.
- You hear that son?
- Yeah, I hear it.
- That's the sound of America.
- Hell yeah. (tires squealing)
- That car is awesome.
- So you having sex with my son or what?
(James and Nolan laughing)
- After that burnout it's just been nothing
but like a silent drive for like seven minutes.
- So you having sex with my son or what?
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- All right, so Noza and Quattro are together, all right.
And understandably, Chato is a little upset.
So, he goes to the only place he knows to go, the sea.
- Noza!
- Ah!
- Okay, so we've had a lot of character development
and not a lot of car action, but we're about to change that.
Because Chato ain't happy about Noza and Quattro dating.
So he does the only thing that a man knows how to do.
Hops in a car and plays a good ol fashioned game of chicken.
- Okay. Here we go.
- Chicken. Flash, flash, baby.
- That looks like a big Oldsmobile
or big Buick or something.
- German cars are very safe. It's got airbags and stuff.
- Yeah, Derek would definitely survive
way better than Chato.
(suspenseful music)
- Dude, this music is affective.
- Those close ups.
Whoa!
- Dude, that sequence was-
- Birds! He John Woo'd us.
- He did, he straight up John Woo'd us right in our faces.
Dude, the freeze on her face like that and it turned red.
Cinematic, Marvel. The editing too.
- I think it was really good.
- Yeah, it's good. This is a good movie.
This is not the worst car movie ever made.
This might be the best.
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