ladies and gentlemen I present to you
the real meaning of cottage cheese let's
start this video by rewinding to two
days ago I was going to review this
gadget hick with the fun doodler a
cheese gun but I've just noticed it's
got an American thing on it on it yes we
do not want a repeat of the grilled
cheese toaster
oh it's on fire so this has arrived yes
this is the was the product code but it
does say UK to us for 5v a which is a
step-down voltage converter which of
course I know everything about the heck
is going on but I got this i amazon so
it converts the 230 volts down to 110
which is what american stuffs used to 45
watts power max okay that's gonna help
me not die or smoke my kitchen so it
means we can have a proper good look at
this thing that was the fun doodler play
with your food it's a hot glue gun in
which he says that but for cheese build
with it right with it cook with it and
I've got some plans for it so I
absolutely dismantled it by trying to
find the cheese stick that I thought
would come with it so you've got your
handle all right and yeah American bit
on the end like a silicon gun cartridge
tube plunge your head and what does this
do alright so if you don't mind I'm
probably gonna build this it has
actually got like a little cleaning
brush as well just to make sure you get
any cheese stuck down like the shaft a
bit you can clean cheese out of your
shaft right remove this is grooved okay
we've got a plunger in oh yes so that
goes on there just a plunger into the
handle what this is gotta blow my mind
what you do is you put this stopper in
there so that is what's gonna go into
the tube completely airtight and push
down and pull and push the cheese out so
obviously this comes off so you can get
this in first you can then put your
stopper on in there like that okay so
we've got the stopper that's gonna it's
basically like a big gun of silicone
enos yeah there we go okay but hold a
block of cheese I really don't like
cheese as you know when it's cold but
when it's melted which we're going to do
hopefully I absolutely tolerate it I
have no idea how much to do yet
pretty accurate so that's not gonna fit
in no and one thing I'm wondering is can
you because it's gonna melt can you put
multiple ones down there could you do it
lots of times like in pieces I could
have put squares of the cheese in it
like could have break it off I don't
know I've gone for red Leicester cheese
as well because of the light here in the
kitchen the cheddar might not show up so
well but I've got it just in case so
here we go we're gonna stick this in
there now that that's the reason I
opened it the other day and I assumed
there was a cheese stick in it because
that orange nib that was what I thought
that was it was just some cheese
sticking out there it came of cheese
which of course Paulie wouldn't have
been very healthy so random fact for you
I live quite near cheddar which is where
cheddar cheese originates they actually
make the cheese in the caves I want to
take you there one day mrs. B was there
that weekend with the family and they've
bought some actual cheddar with Marmite
in it from the caves school in it we
won't use that I think she'll kill me I
think we're ready to turn it on for the
first test we're gonna do is it the will
it work test will it work but I want to
write a name I'm gonna probably write my
own name I was gonna be a patreon name
there's so many of you thank you so much
um this is where it could all go a bit
wrong I don't understand electricity I
know that you don't lick it I mean it
should work right plug in and wait until
the cheese melts I took out life
insurance the other day okay is it gonna
wake up No
I can hear electricity buzzing noises it
says to give it three minutes hello give
me a timer of three minutes stop I don't
think there's much been going on I've
gotta be honest I can't feel any heat
well know that unless it's just the
warmth of my body I can along the top of
the tube is it
no that's thing cold well there's any
one way to find out I'm gonna try and
write my name like a runny nose okay
here we go
okay yes it is happy working maybe but I
can't write my name very well I've done
like a rectangle oh it's like a Tetris
sketch it's one motion it does work
though here's my second test the I want
a hot dog
I want my cheese I'm a hot dog test so
basically putting cheese on a hot dog
okay
so I have a hot dog bun right here when
it quickly from one of these dogs so of
course you're gonna want you know
sometimes a little bit of chutney on
there ketchup now we want the cheese you
want it back up for another three
minutes off-camera cheese yeah it's
working that's actually that's actually
working much better now look at that
just can't get the end of vegan who
doesn't like a hot dog at 20,000 9:00 in
the morning just a little bit not
aesthetically pleasing is it like a
Banksy hotdog just as an aside before I
do one more final test the sneakers that
I made as a replacement for this video
is phenomenal like a speck left over the
whole weekend we are a lot
it's very very nice I like this it could
be the thumbnail I think what we'll do
is we use red Leicester cheese let's
just test how easy it is to get it out
and clean it and then use cheddar cheese
for the last thing I'm quite proud of is
I came up with this this morning this is
the cottage cheese test okay this the
pony wouldn't happen if it all came to
plan what are you thinking
cottage cheese no I'm not gonna stick
cottage cheese in it I'm gonna make a
cottage with cheese in the great thing
so far none of this has really felt very
hot so to get it out apparently we pull
out the plugs dopey thing and it's not
how do we get this out this is annoying
how do I get that's a little bit naughty
you I'll get your fingers right in that
gap that's a bit dangerous yeah you're
quite hot yep yep that's that's hot
and we can then shove a little brush
down here give it a little cleaning
clean that is doing absolutely nothing
there's still cheese in there so I'll
wash it took the honest I was a bit
skeptical but look the end of the brush
is sticking right out of there that has
cleaned that really really well you know
there's 35 calories in one cracker
that's insane
so I've gone for crackers because
they're quite lightweight but also they
can help you build a structure so what
I'm thinking is we can use the cheese as
a mortar replicating old school days for
me of being at school getting glue gun
on your hands I think we've all been
there oh right in the groove
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yes that is work is weak it's very weak
Wow okay so now I'm going to try and
join these six all together with one
huge festival of cheese and that is
nearly used up all of my cheese Wow
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I'm using my cracker packet to just
support that a little bit at first okay
they are staying together that's okay
that's okay
ya know a little bit of a nightmare but
I'm not gonna give up I will build my
cottage I'm gonna have to do it just one
at a time lit see just keep running that
cheese
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I've made a roof now and I have loaded
this with a mix of well red Leicester
first of all now has some cheddar still
pushing through we're going for a
slightly smaller cottage now okay I was
gonna put the decoration on the roof but
I think I'll try and get it on first
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yeah bye you see right the last thing I
want to try and do is put some twigs on
it twiglets so I was looking for stick
pretzels in the shop but I couldn't find
any
but twiglets are an adequate replacement
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it's really really hot ladies and
gentlemen I present to you the real
meaning of cottage cheese cheesy cottage
the twiglets look amazing we've got a
cheesy front door with a red Leicester
doorknob we've got a beef welcome mat a
twiglet window and of course every
cottage of cheese needs its own little
bush outside a piece of broccoli glued
onto a stump of cheese brilliant I think
is proper bonkers I want to take it's
like a miniature village and dump it and
hide it there or something I don't
forget to check out the rest of the
kitchen gadget playlist as well we're
here have a Bharath on okay this is like
one downside to it once you put your
block of cheese in it just keeps going
it just melts to the end so you have to
keep topping up that is the one downside
to it even turning it off it just sits
still hot so it wants to push to the end
naturally which is fair enough let's not
forget we have spelt my name where's the
B we still what the B that'll do the hot
dog was amazing and of course have we
started something I really hope not with
this cottage cheese house I just don't
want to break it leave it forever
something that I don't need have kind of
used this now I don't need it I'm gonna
sign it and I'll give it away to all my
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support the channel but this this is a
fine it was a novelty item and I can see
why it's a thing and maybe a fun
Christmas gift or something like that
but hey ho we're safe the electrical
thing worked and that is cottage cheese
see you next time
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Hey
looks good what is it it's like have a
cottage cheese yes