>> EMPLOYEES OF THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON'S U.W. MEDICINE
SYSTEM CAN GET TESTED FOR COVID-19 WITHOUT EVER LEAVING
THEIR CARS, A DRIVE-THROUGH CLINIC THAT CAN TEST FOR THE
CORONAVIRUS IN-- GET THIS-- JUST FIVE MINUTES.
>> WELCOME TO CORONAVIRUS EXPRESS.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER A TEST, PLEASE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
>> JUST THE TEST.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
I CAN BIGGIE SIZE YOUR TEST AND FRIES FOR JUST 59 CENTS MORE.
>> JUST THE TEST!
>> HOW ABOUT A BEVERAGE?
>> TEST!
>> CARE TO TRY A HAPPY COCORONA TEST?
IT COMES WITH A FREE TOY, A QUARANTINE TROLL.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
DON'T OPEN IT.
( HORN BEEPING )
PASSED OUT ON THE STEERING WHEEL AGAIN.
GET THE POKING STICK, CONNIE.
THERE YOU GO.
GIVE HIM A GOOD JAB.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."