-Today is Friday. That's usually
when I catch up on some personal stuff.
I check my inbox and return some emails and, of course,
I send out thank-you notes.
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Wow. -I was running a bit behind today.
-Today? -Today. I was very busy.
-What are you doing? -Today?
-Yeah. -Oh, man.
Well, I went to the skate park.
[ Laughter ] -Of course. Well, that's usually every Friday.
-Yeah, every Friday. Because I'm working on some new tricks.
-Yeah. What do you got going?
-I got like a 180 French roll.
-Oh, a French roll? Oh. -Yeah, I'm working on that.
-Yeah? -It's pretty cool, yeah.
Kickflip type of jam. -Yeah.
-Jam. -Yeah.
-I say "jahm" because that's -- -Oh, you say "jahm"
because you're cool, right? [ Laughter ]
-Well, I am cool, yeah, but, also,
I learned to skate in Europe. -Really? Where at?
[ Laughter ] -And that's how we say jam.
-You just say "jahm"? -"Jahm." What's your "jahm"?
-Really?! -Yeah, and it's cool, but,
anyway, so I did that and then I got, you know,
a matching tattoo.
-What'd you -- Who --
You got a matching tattoo? -Of your --
-Of me? -No, of your matching tattoo.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, oh, right.
The one that says, "I love lasagna."
[ Laughter ] It's Garfield. -No, I didn't get that one.
I got the other one. -Did you get the one
that said --
[ Laughter ]
-No, no, no. That was more -- -Not the racy one?
-No, I got your back tattoo. -Oh, oh, oh, of course.
-Yeah. Spuds MacKenzie.
-Yeah. -And underneath that, it says,
"Party animal," but spelled wrong.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
No, I got "Pug life" on the front of my --
-Oh, nice. With a little baby pug
and your bellybutton's his butthole.
-Yeah. -That's so cute.
[ Laughter ] -Mouth, mouth.
-Mouth. I'm sorry, mouth.
-Guys, can I write out my weekly thank-you notes right now?
Is that cool? James, can I get --
[ Cheering and applause ]
James, can I get some thank-you note writing music, please?
-[ Playing tender tune ]
-He's always in a good mood.
-Summertime James. -Yeah.
-Wow. -Summertime James.
Takes his tie right off. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -He's like, "It's Friday.
It's Saturday somewhere," is what he says.
-Every day is Saturday for him. -Yeah. He doesn't care.
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
Thank you, SPF 15,
for being the nonfat, dairy-free oat milk
of the sunscreen world.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Doesn't really do anything.
It's fine. -Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
-Thank you, Wendy's new Strawberry Frosty...
[ Laughter ] for showing us what it would look like
if Jimmy Neutron dyed his hair pink and hid inside a cup.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-[ As Neutron ] Where am I?
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
What? -I'm just thinking about who I'm
going to write this thank-you note to.
-Who are you going to write it to? Because you're
making them up as you go. -That's correct.
-Because you live in a state of gratitude, yeah.
-Yeah, they're not pre-written. -No, not at all.
-And I'm not reading them from here. -No!
[ Laughter ] -I'm writing them right now -From your heart.
-and sending them out. -Right. You mail them to people.
-That's correct. Using the U.S. Postal Service.
-Yes. Yes. -Here we go.
-Who's this one to?
♪♪ Oh. [ Laughter ]
-Thank you, Cornhole...
[ Laughter ] -Okay.
-...for being a game that sounds dirty,
but is really just a good old-fashioned game
of tossing sacks and penetrating holes.
[ Laughter, cheering, applause, and hooting ]
-Wow!
Costs you extra if you lick it. There you go, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Cornhole. -That's correct.
-Yeah. So is that to the makers
of Cornhole? -What's that?
[ Laughter ]
Could be the maker of the Cornhole.
Could be to the players of Cornhole.
It's like letters to Santa. -So, when you put it in the mail,
does it just say Cornhole and that's it
and you throw it in there? [ Laughter ]
-No, it goes label-less and just finds its way.
-Like letters to Santa. -Like letters to Santa,
almost, yeah, yeah. -Beautiful.
-You got a good heart, Jimmy Fallon.
-What's that? -You got a good heart.
-I got a -- I got a good heart?
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
-Thank you, leather jackets,
for making people look cool,
smell like a shoe, and sound like a couch.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-[ Creaking ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Creak ] Thank you, weed whackers...
-Oh! -...for sounding like
an old-school anti-drug organization.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"No."
-Just say no. -Just say no.
-Whack that weed! -And whack that weed out of their hand,
is somebody offers it to you. -Cornhole it!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-Cornhole it!
[ Laughter ]
-That's what they yell at the tournament.
-Yeah, the tournament before they start the game.
-Yeah. Everyone gets in there, ready.
Cornhole it! -Yep.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Thank you, the new Disney+ series "Obi-Wan Kenobi,"
for being a sequel to the prequels,
but a prequel to the sequels.
[ Laughter and applause ]
We don't know, yet, if we're getting a sequel
to this prequel sequel that's set before the requels,
but, if I spend any more time thinking about this,
I'm going to need some ZzzQuil.
-No.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-[ Clucking ]
[ Creaking ]
Pbbt!
[ Laughter ]
[ Pop! ]
Sss!
[ Quacking ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Slurp! ]
Cornhole it!
[ Laughter and applause ]
How many more you got?
-100. -Really?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
Thank you, roller coasters,
for letting me ride a line chart.
There you have it, everybody. Those are
[ Cheering and applause ] my "Thank You Notes."