(MUSICAL NOTIFICTION TONE FROM CELL PHONE)
HEY BOB, WHAT'S GOING ON, IT'S PAUL.
AH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
I-I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET EM TO DO THIS VIDEO
(EXHALES) I-I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN ABOUT 2-3 WEEKS, HONESTLY
UM, HE SAID HE WAS GOING UP NORTH AND... UM
ANYWAY, UH, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS WITHOUT HIM.
SORRY.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? - WHAT'S UP BRO?
EMINEM CAN'T MAKE THE VIDEO SHOOT.
AH, YEAH I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT YOU WERE GETTING READY TO GO ON STAGE
I DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK UP YOUR VIBE BUT I HAVE A PLAN HEAR ME OUT
WE GOT HIM A BODY DOUBLE.
HA, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
NO I'M BEING SERIOUS! THEY LOOK IDENTICAL
SAME FLOW, HE C-
DO YOU EVEN HEAR THE SHIT THAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR M-
YOU HAVE A BODY DOUBLE?
YOU WANT ME TO GO ON SET WITH SOME GUY WHO'S NOT EVEN EMINEM?
I - I KNOW, I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY
BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR PART TWO OF THE PLAN.
WE'RE GONNA GET EM A BODY DOUBLE,
AND WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A BODY DOUBLE.
YOU'RE FUCK- YOU'RE JOKING BRO?
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHO I HAVE IN MIND.
OKAY?
SQUINCE FROM THE SANDLOT. HUH?
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU WANT SQUINCE TO PLAY ME IN A-
YO, THIS IS CRAZY! I'M- AM I CRAZY?
HELLO? LIKE I CAN'T- I DON'T EVEN...
DO ME A FAVOR, YOU TALK TO THE GUY, YOU GET A VIBE
JUST FACETIME HIM
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT. - YOU - YOU GET TH-
ALRIGHT. THANK YOU BRO.
(SQUINCE'S PHONE RINGING)
HEY CHAUNCEY, WHAT UP MAN?
OH, WHAT UP MAN?
YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH BOBBY IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW
UM, THAT THING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH, IT- IT'S A GO.
OH YEAH. YEAH- YEAH I REMEMBER THAT. THAT'S COOL!
- HERE'S BOBBY. - HEY WHAT'S UP DUDE?
YO LOGIC, UM, BOBBY, YO WHAT UP?
IT'S A TRIP, IT'S LIKE I'M FACETIME-ING MYSELF.
OKAY... ANYWAY-
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO THIS THOUGH?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
DON'T WORRY
I GOT THIS
(LAUGHING) ♪♪♪
(ROOF)
♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE ♪
♪ AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN FOR YA MAN ♪
♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M CHICKA CHICKA ♪
♪ SLIM SHADY WITH RABIES♪
♪ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH ♪
♪ AIN'T NOBODY TAKIN ME OUT ♪
♪ EVERY SINGLE RAPPER IN THE INDUSTRY ♪
♪ YEAH THEY KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪
♪ AND I DARE YA TO TEST ME CUZ ♪
♪ NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS IMPRESS ME ♪
♪ AND MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OF AN EXAGGERATION ♪
♪ BUT I'M FULL OF INNOVATION AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS ♪
♪ HIGH SCHOOL "HE'S COOL, HE'S NOT" RAP SHIT ♪ - WHOA HOLY SHIT DUDE
♪ CAN A SING ONE OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS EVEN RAP? ♪
♪ SHIT NO THIS AIN'T A DISS TO THE GAME ♪
♪ THIS IS GAS TO THE FLAME ♪
♪ NOWADAYS EVERYBODY SOUND THE SAME ♪
♪ SHIT'S LAME LIKE A MOTH TO THE FLAME ♪
♪ I'M A REEL EM IN AND KILL EM I KNOW ♪
♪ YOU FEEL THIS LYRICISM WHEN I'M SPILLIN AND I'M FEELIN MYSELF ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH BOBBY BOY HE BE FEELIN HIMSELF ♪
♪ MASS MURDER LIKE THIS CANT BE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH ♪
♪ WHEN I RAP LIKE THIS DO I SOUD LIKE SHIT WELL ♪
♪ IT DON'T REALLY MATTER CUZ I'M KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ YEAH I'M KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ OH YEAH OH YEAH I'M KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ BOBBY BOY HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEEN KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ FIND ANOTHER RHYME, GODDAMN NIGGA SHIT ♪
♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN FOR YA MAN ♪
♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪
♪ THERE'S OWHERE TO HIDE ♪
♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪
♪ HIT EM WITH THAT ... ♪
♪ AND THEY DIE ♪
♪ WE GON LEAVE EM CRUCIFIED ♪
♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪
♪ I GOT BITCHES I GOT HOES ♪
♪ I GOT RARE DESIGNER CLOTHES ♪
♪ NO WE AINT FUCKIN WITH THAT ♪
♪ YEAH THERES A TIME AND A PLACE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU AINT COMIN WITH THE ILLEST OF RAPS ♪
♪ CALLIN YOURSELF THE GREATEST ALIVE ♪
♪ THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO DO THAT ♪
♪ NO NO OH NO NO PLEASE DON'T DO THAT ♪
♪ YOU GON GET SMACKED ♪
♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY ATTACK ♪
♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY BOY SNAP ♪
♪ BOBBY BOY - FUCK RAP ♪
♪ I SOUND LIKE AN ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS ♪
♪ I'M COMIN FOR YA MAN AND HIS LADY ♪
♪ AND EVEN THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪
YO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD MAN.
UH WHAT'S UP WITH EM'S GUY THOUGH?
ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
HEY WHAT'S UP MY MAN?
HEY CHRIS, WHAT'S UP?
AH, NOT MUCH JUST, UH, HANGIN' OUT YA KNOW?
NOTHING, NOTHIN' TOO CRAZY. (CHUCKLES)
WHAT'S UP, UH, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
UH, YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE
WITH BOBBY IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW.
WHAT'S UP, DUDE.
AH HEY, WHAT'S UP BOBBY.
YOU GUYS JUST HANGING OUT OR WHAT?
UM, SO YOU KNOW
THAT THING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH IT'S, IT'S, IT'S A ... (CHRIS SHOOSHING)
IT'S A G-, YEAH... YEAH. (CHRIS SHOOSHING)
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YA.
BOTH: WHOA!
EMINEM: ♪ JIGGA-JIGGA-JIGGA LIKE JAY-Z ♪
♪ JIG IS UP YOU FUCKERS WHO DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ♪
♪ ARE GETTING WASHED LIGA LIGA LIGA LIKE BATHING ♪
♪ YOUNG HOVA I KNOW HITTERS LIKE YANKEES ♪
♪ GUN TOTERS THAT PULL TRIGGERS LIKE CRAZY ♪
♪ UNLOAD & LEAVE YOU SHOT UP IN YOUR ROVER ♪
♪ YOUR BODY GOES LIMP AND SLUMPS OVER ♪
♪ LIKE A-ROD IN A MONTH LULL BUT HE JUST HOMERED ♪
♪ HOLD UP I SAID ROVER, BECAUSE NOW YOUR ROVER IS RED ♪
♪ LIKE RED ROVER SO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT ♪
♪ BUT I ROLL OVER MY OPPONENTS INSTEAD ♪
♪ MAKIN' DOG SOUNDS' CAUSE ♪
♪ I GOTTA KEEP BREAKIN' THESE BARS DOWN ♪
♪ I'LL GO SLOW FOR THE SPEDS ♪
♪ BUT WHEN I GO ROOF LIKE THE DOBERMAN SAID ♪
♪ I STILL THINK THE ROOF WOULD GO OVER YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKAS ABOUT TO GET HIT ♪
♪ WITH SO MANY FOUL LINES YOU'LL THINK I'M A FREE THROW ♪
♪ FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME FOR PEOPLE TO EAT CROW ♪
♪ YOU ABOUT TO GET OUT RHYMED HOW COULD I BE DETHRONED ♪
♪ I STAY ON MY TOES (TOWS) LIKE THE REPO ♪
♪ A BEHEMOTH IN SHEEP'S CLOTHES FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST ♪
♪ I'M THE ETHOS AND I'M THE GOAT WHO THE BEST ♪
♪ I DON'T GOTTA SAY A FUCKIN' THING THOUGH 'CAUSE MC'S KNOW ♪
♪ BUT YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ME SPIT THE FACTS ♪
♪ YOUR SHIT IS ASS LIKE A TAILBONE OR ♪
♪ YOU'RE TRAPPED IN YOUR CELL PHONE ♪
♪ OR MY CHICKEN SCRATCH OR MY SELF-LOATHE ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN' LISTEN TO YOU ♪
♪ SPIT YOUR RAPS SOMEONE ELSE WROTE ♪
♪ USED TO GET BEAT UP BY THE BIG KIDS ♪
♪ USED TO LET THE BI KIDS STEAL MY BIG WHEEL ♪
♪ AND I WOULDN'T DO SHIT BUT JUST SIT STILL ♪
♪ NOW MONEY'S NOT A BIG DEAL ♪
♪ I'M RICH I WIPE MY ASS WITH SIX MIL ♪
♪ BIG BILLS LIKE A PLATYPUS ♪
♪ A CATERPILLARS COMING TO GET THE CANNABIS ♪
♪ I'M LOOKING FOR THE SMOKE BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SCATTERIN' ♪
♪ BATTERIN' EVERYTHING I'VE HAD IT WITH THE INADEQUATE ♪
A MANNEQUIN ♪
♪ AND I'M BRINGING THE BANANA BACK ♪
♪ AND THE FUCKIN' HEADBAND AGAIN ♪
♪ HANDKERCHIEF AND I'M THINKIN' OF BRINGIN' ♪
♪ THE FUCKIN' FINGERLESS GLOVES BACK ♪
♪ AND NOT GIVIN' A SINGULAR FUCK, LIKE FUCK RAP ♪
♪ I SOUND LI A FUCKIN' MILLIONAIRE WITH A DERRINGER ♪
♪ WITH A HAIR TRIGGER 'BOUT TO BEAR HUG IT ♪
♪ FUCKIN' TERRIER THE RIC FLAIR DRIPPER ♪
♪ YA'LL COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE AT A PRAYER VIGIL ♪
♪ WHEN I VENT THEY COMPARE ME TO A FUCKIN' AIR DUCT ♪
♪ I'M ABOUT TO BARE KNUCKLE IT ♪
♪ NAH FUCK IT, I'MA GO UPSIDE THEIR HEAD WITH A NANTUCKET ♪
♪ ABRA-CA-FUCKIN'-DABRA THE TRACK IS THE BLOOD ♪
♪ I'M ATTRACTED I'M ATTACKIN' IT ♪
♪ WHAT? DRACULA FUCK THAT SHIT I'M UP BACK WITH A THUD ♪
♪ MAN, STOP... ♪
- YO THIS IS CRAZY - I KNOW
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
WOAH, THIS IS DOPE MAN
LOOK WHAT I'M PLANNIN', PLANNIN', I'M PLANNIN'
TO DO ALL THIS WHILE YA PANICKIN'
AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' AND STARIN' AT MANNEQUINS
AND I'M GOING TO FANAGANS TRYING TO GET UP A PLAN AGAINST
ALL OF THE BLANA-KAZANA-KA-FAM- BAM-BANNIGANS
WHILE OF ALL THE BANA-KAZANIKA HANNA IN A CABANA
YOU'RE IN A CABANA? I'M IN A CABANA AND A JANET
I'M IN A CABANA CHANTIN' ALL THIS STAND UP BANTER
WHILE YOU DON'T GOT THE STAMINA, YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA
YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA WHILE YA DIVORCIN' HARRISON FORD
AND I'M IN A PORSCHE AND THE FLOOR BOARDS
WHILE I'M WORLD TOURIN'
YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS
BAPKINS
LAPKINS AND CHAPKI-
YOU USING CHAPSTICK AND NAPKINS WHILE I'M BAPKIN'
FLAPPIN' AROUND LIKE A BAPKIN'
FLAMMINABABBITAPANNITAJAMPKIN
DAMNIT MY CAN OF PO-
YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS