MONlCA: Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me
that there are no tests, or essays,
or required reading, or any of that nonsense?
That's what l'm sayin'. Wow. Ever?
Yeah. Never ever.
SCHRADER: Ask me about my wiener! That's amazing.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
BARTLEBY: Oh, no.
Ask me about my wiener!
(CHUCKLES) What the...
Ask me about my wiener!
Schrader?
SCHRADER: Oh, hey, B. Hi.
And Monica.
Hey. Why--Why are you wearing this?
Every single brother in my fraternity has worn this suit.
President James Garfield wore this suit like a gentleman.
Oh, yeah, and look what happened to him.
He got assassinated by Charles Guiteau.
Don't ask me how l know that.
Do me a favor, ask me about my wiener really quickly.
Schrader, no.
Guys, my brothers could be watching me right now.
Just ask me about my wiener, please.
Why are you doing this? What do you mean?
Come on. You're... This...
You're humiliating yourself, buddy.
You know what, B. Don't mess with me!
These are the happiest times of my life, all right?
Schrader. l'm so happy, l'm the happiest.
l'm happy!
Hey! Ask me about my wiener!
S.H.I. T. Rag. Hot off the presses.