oh don't step on my train I've
customized my rope so now it drags it's
a one-of-a-kind isn't fabulous jazz yeah
so you know what I did I had two black
robes like this so and this one stopped
right here but now with the lymphedema
plus even before lymphedema I just love
a long train type thing so I bought a
second black robe and had it cut off and
surgical eyes and so now I've got a one
of a kind isn't this fabulous it's great
oh my gosh I love it so much
welcome to the after show and finessed
there's always more mess oh oh where do
we start
I've got so much stuff to tell you not
tell you but you know first of all joke
wheeze thank you for my fragrance it's
called you and he autographed the Box to
me it smells good to you
they is done go on the Sun
nothing like eyelashes and hot sauce
mixed with a soothing doom this is how I
like to eat it like this I don't feel
like lighting it up I can't even find a
later mmm it's all spicy
jelly mano
you all are so exactly this is gorgeous
you guys are so creative I actually want
to hang this in my actual apartment I'm
not going to leave this here this fits
in with welcome here and also my
apartment
it's by I don't Joseph I can't read your
last name but you'll never see this
again because you'll never get that deep
into my apartment however it will be
there with love it people ask me for an
apartment tour okay thank you very much
you guys are so good I was having a
conversation with my way the other day
so she came to me she's like mom yes my
way chit-chats not being nice
chitchat Sulekha I said well what is she
doing you know you girls have got to get
along you are sisters bonafide sisters
you came from the same original mother
and now you're my girls well you know
she keeps taking my my um you know the
poofy blue a pouf
she keeps taking you know my my fairy
poof and and keeping it for herself
so you know now I play with the Jolly
Ranchers that you have in the bowl
downstairs and all I want to do was
bring you one and when she sees me do
that she takes it out of my hand like
well you know first of all um you're not
supposed to be in the ball because one
day you're gonna knock the bowl over no
mom no no no mom
be careful me and chitchat have never
broken anything since we've been here
I said you girls are really good that is
true they don't break things they don't
rip things up although the three of us
do have something in common
we're always gnawing at our nails and
they pull off their nail tips and stuff
so now the girls are reduced to no nails
at all but I don't feel like taking them
to the salon to get them redone because
I know that Thanksgiving is coming up so
they will spend you know the whole week
at their nail salon spa thing you know
in the hotel and the pet hotel here in
New York and they'll be over there and
so that's when I'll take them but even
with their claws they don't they're not
destructive so I you know I told her I
said look I appreciate your heart for
bringing me Jolly Ranchers but I have
several right here and I have reached
underneath my pillow and is like I got a
lot right mom I don't eat them I just
want to give you a treat I said I
noticed she plays but my way plays with
the Jolly Ranchers like they're a hockey
puck and but what she's trying to do is
gather them and then bring me some and
so I said look new girls just get along
and so she said mom I said yes my way I
love you and I love chitchat too
I said I love you girls too I love you
too so anywho um I loved today's show
and you want wow this is much this is
really heavy
oh it's really heavy look I've got so
much look right okay okay I am oh
they're gonna love this now my way loves
to snuggle with me where they go I got
them a cat condo in the house with like
three different
they don't sleep there all the time but
when I'm not there they you know ones on
the top floor ones on the middle and you
know whatever they scratching that whole
thing on the thing but this right here
when I go home and I put it down it most
likely will land like this now chitchat
who's no longer mean chitchat I've
broken higher you know if you're nice to
a girl long enough she's gets broken you
know I'm saying Jessica yeah mm-hmm
chit-chatting me right in here she will
lay here and look over and appreciate it
yes luxurious oh when I go home I'm
staying in the house Jessica I'm gonna
tell you one thing right now I was
invited to this event for Boyard via DJ
booth who's got tonsillitis so I'm like
you know I don't want to go first of all
I wants to in the car with you and we
drive together second of all um it's at
five o'clock and ranked now it's 12 noon
when I get home it's only 20 degrees out
you best to believe I'm gonna snuggle
with my cats and that's it but you know
thank you for thinking of boy or thank
you
oh wait no homo now is this Arianna
uh-huh Thank You Arianna Grande I don't
know who I become but I like her here's
the perfume
all right now okay Arianna you're gonna
have to be battle ready for jock wheeze
I still smell jock wheeze just a note
inside oh thank you Arianna thank you
and the fragrance is called ariana
grande I like the packaging you know I
was in the middle of doing a fragrance
myself then my personal life went awry
and it wasn't the most important thing
to me you know I figure if it was meant
to be then after I get through my
divorce
then I'll double back around
some things that I would like to do you
know you know I love smell goods oh wait
now hold on look look huh is this cute
yeah see if I threw this on the ground
the cats would have a field day thank
you all we are up for giving us a new
toy but they better not know I like it
just like this
mmm clean
Jessica hold the camera steady while I
spray up you okay yeah okay do you smell
anything it's very light
I love I uh yeah mm-hmm light is good
yeah guys don't like to kiss on your
neck when you have all that frame mmm so
cute thank you okay
so Jack today during aunt Wendy I forgot
what do you asked me I've been watching
you the whole show come on out here
something are you sick one day how you
do it I'm Jack it's lovely to be you so
I'm from Los Angeles uh-huh porneia and
I've had a friend for years she's my
roommate we've only been roommate for a
year okay and she just got this new
girlfriend a month ago
okay and this girl is over every day
every night she borrows my hairdryer
borrows my skin products a hair dryer my
snack and every morning she has to get
up for work to get ready and she's loud
loud making a noise so do I say
something in to my roommate well I
waited out okay you're gonna stop with
my people okay you're gonna stop just
such a typical Wendy type conversation
oh you touch your name but I see that
there's spectacular Wonderwoman cups and
all they have on them are stars this is
good thank you very much
mmm-hmm and these are stamped by oh
these are from bio world Wonder Woman
cuff sent their children
you didn't attach your name but you're
damn sure didn't run up to me during
commercial break like I have this
security started charging I was like
what what's going on I'm facing forward
right being briefed by a producer but I
but securities like excuse me you know
they push around me to go up there
because she got up out of her seat she
said excuse me excuse me excuse me for
the people in her row and she had this
in her hand and I turned around and
security doesn't play around here I'm
like okay what is going on but you know
I waved to her and she put it up once
they once they you know cleared the way
cuz I was like alright leave her alone
she's not gonna come down here um
the thing about doing the show is that
I'm still working a job I know it looks
me Jessica maybe you can explain it
better than me so pretty much during
commercial breaks when he's gonna break
for the next segment and being told
where to stand and what to do and
there's always something to be briefed
on so that we continue to be the best
show on TV allegedly um but but and then
my hair is being brushed and and my lips
are being touched up and somebody's
vacuuming there's a lot that goes on in
detail uh-huh whole but but it looks so
fun that you think you could just jump
out of your seat and one to me about
something like how I'm working right um
whoever sent this to me thank you so
much
it's called going off the story of the
Druce Juice Crew and cold chillin
records well no this right here okay
this right here is a must read for me
now I don't know whether you care it's a
little thick ish there are no pictures
involved Oh a few pictures not very many
the writing is small and I just got it
thank you for this you are my people
it's so funny that we talked about Eric
be today during hot topics I had no idea
Jessica literally Rock him was one of
the last three people I talked to last
night before I went to sleep cuz rah is
um you know he texts me he's like you
know what's up mom and I said nothing
I'm about to go to bed neither the ten
o'clock news is on you know home what's
up with you where are you
you know Amsterdam or something you know
touring he was like no I'm home when are
we gonna get up I'm like oh now he
doesn't mean it in that way rock him is
married he's got children the whole bit
he's just a cool guy that I'm getting to
know in new life I told you he'd been by
thy apartment
I had dinner fish which is his favorite
dish um but so we're gonna get together
very very very soon I'll tell you all
about it we made plans but then I get to
work this morning and Jessica literally
I'm sitting in the office right here as
we speak and the producers are here and
we're talking about hot topics you know
the typical morning meeting I always
tell you guys oh we have a morning
meeting blah blah blah what do the
stories was about hurricane I was like
you are lying to me do you understand
that I talked to Ron Kimmel last night
and we were just shooting crap and if
you if you look Armani these are really
old these might be like 10 years old
they're not even scratched I love him
and I don't lose stuff you know what I
mean um but anyway the idea that Eric B
was arrested and put in jail had to
celebrate his 56th birthday in the
slammer because of a seatbelt infraction
but that's why just cuz a lawyer says it
doesn't mean it's oh but we always trust
our lawyers and now his lawyers in jail
for six life sentences for murder and
cocaine it's okay Eric is out now but
you got to watch hot topics when it
uploads cuz you got to see the bullet
that I dodged what the dusty cop
overweight convict is going on and I'll
tell you that and you can find out the
rest of our story I used to be
romantically I didn't know rot that time
I only knew Eric but Ron knew I was you
know in a picture for he wants it was a
few months um I learned two of my
biggest life lessons at that particular
time in life this is like 1991 before I
met
you know who and I was just a single
woman but I was so stupid and and Eric
really did a number on me I don't think
I have anything else I mean I have okay
oh they're like their bags full of
things but I really do have to get home
to my girls I really do have to just go
home just to mind my own business I mean
and I'll put on my hat
I want a negligee so you know it's very
offensive to the after show
thank you don't you love how the Train
drags though it's a good one I mean she
did it for me but I was the one who
styled it like I said this is what I
want and this is how it should be done
and boy I'm telling you I got one of the
best seamstresses in the world the next
one I'll get done happens to be gold I
have the gold robe and another gold rope
and she's gonna do the same things
everything drags so then when I
entertain at my home there's no emphasis
on lymphedema it's all about looking
like a statue
hey or a snack depending on who I have
over honey I love you for watching me
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