- Get me the money!
I've got to go, I have a plan for today.
(fast-paced music)
So we are in GTA for a very special challenge today.
- We're supposed to hit as many stores as possible
without getting caught or killed.
- And also, I'm doing it online so there's a
element of random players probably trying to
murder us as well.
- We're also not allowed to kill anyone, on top of it.
- I think it's gonna be really hard.
- This one I think is gonna be dicey for me,
but I may surprise myself,
'cause I am a criminal mastermind.
- I think I'm gonna be able to do maybe two without dying.
I'm low balling.
- I wanna get two for sure.
If I can get two, I'm gonna feel real good.
- I'm gonna give myself a low bar of two,
and we're gonna hope to get better than that. (laughs)
- We've got business to take care of today.
- Alright.
(trumpets pulsing)
- So, plan is, gonna take this guy down,
and then I'm gonna run to the next store, and the next,
and I'm gonna retire a millionaire.
- So right now, we are at our very first store.
- I'm right outside of the supermarket.
Let's see.
- This is gonna be wild.
Okay.
- Look at this one.
- [Girl's Voice] Hey, girl.
- Hey.
(glass breaking)
- I'm gonna get this gun.
- Holy (beep) not good.
- Yeah, it's not good.
It's not good, give me the money.
- Ah, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
Nailing it already.
Is the police on me already?
- Wait, he's not even here.
- Aw frick.
No, the already found me out!
Run, run, run!
- This might be great for us.
Oh yeah, baby.
- Gotta dodge these bullets.
- Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Okay, listen fam, we gotta go.
Nobody even knows.
- Just ignore the police, ignore the police.
Everthing's fine.
- Okay, cleared the cops.
Robbery one is done.
- Okay, so it wasn't the way we wanted to come,
but here we are nonetheless.
- So we're gonna hit this one.
I'm gonna go ahead and
wisely
mark my next one.
- Hey, how's it going?
These doughnuts look good, how many doughnuts you got?
- Can I get a pack of them Redwoods?
And all the money in there.
- Give me your money.
- Okay, just be chill, man.
No, no, no!
Alright.
- Quickly, I've got to hit three more stores.
- It doesn't take that long.
Yeah, baby.
- This is so bad.
- Let's get out of here.
Straight to the next robbery, y'all.
- (screams) No, no, no!
Get out of here. (laughs)
- Jig is up.
This is a red player, which means they've been
oh!
That means they've been killing people.
And so they killed me.
- Okay, I thought if I just scared him,
that he would just give it to me.
But, he did not do that.
- Oh, no.
Wait, is this gonna be super hard?
Oh, no!
- I think my biggest failure there was
trying to find the assistance of other players.
- [Man's Voice] Ify, I gotta tell you something, though.
- What?
[Man's Voice] You killed two people.
- When did I kill two people?
I don't remember killing a single person.
- [Man's Voice] You 100% ran two people over.
- Okay, yeah but
they might've just been sleeping.
(hip-hop music)
- Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna work on this, and it's gonna be quick,
it's gonna be efficient, and it's gonna be fast.
- Okay, we're back at this convenience store.
- Alright, we're gonna try it again.
Get out of here.
- Is this the location?
The liquor store?
- Oh, sorry bro, sorry bro.
I'm so sorry, please don't call the cops.
- So here we go, store number one.
Let's see how this goes.
- Got it, yes I can, I can, I can do it.
I can do whatever I want, I've got a gun.
Come here.
- Give me the money, and don't try anything funny.
- Let me in!
A hundred bucks, that seems like stealing.
Consider it done.
Alright, here we go, buddy.
- No man, this is mine.
Leave it alone.
- Aw yeah, I don't care about this challenge.
I got a robbin' challenge to do.
- Ow, ow, ow.
Gotta get out, gotta get out.
- Yeah, stay over there.
Yeah, if I see your hands move, you're dead.
- Gotta get out.
There's the car I saw.
Alright, one down.
- Is this swinging door, oh no!
We're fine, we're fine.
Nothing is wrong here.
- What?
How is everyone here already?
This ruins my plan.
- There's a chopper!
Okay, we just gotta get down the hill.
- This is fine.
We just need to find more stores that
for some reason their clerks are all gone.
- Amazing.
A friend, oh my gosh, we're big friends!
We're like Bonnie and Clyde.
Oh my gosh, this random dude online is now helping me.
- I'm just go to the further one,
and then swing back around to the next one.
Just kidding, I'm gonna try this one.
I think I lost him.
- Already, here we go buddy.
Here we go, bud.
Go time, go time.
- He seems like he has a place in mind,
I'm just gonna let him go wherever it is.
- Wait, where's
give me the money.
Oh, I can take the cash, I can just take it.
I never need him.
- Give me your money, I gotta go!
- Okay.
That was a choice he made.
Okay, it turns out our friend may be crazy.
It turns out our friend might be crazy.
Thank you, though, for the ride.
- Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Run, run, run!
(screams)
- Oh!
Oh!
Stop!
Stop, I work here.
- Give me your car!
Give me your car!
- Okay, we just gotta grab a car, we gotta grab a car.
- I'm not planning on robbing anyone.
I've never robbed anyone in my whole life.
- I work here!
I work here!
What was that?
- Don't mind me, don't mind me.
Everything's fine.
Give me your money!
- Shoot!
We gotta get a car (mumbles).
- I hear them, I hear the cops.
- Fair enough, fair enough.
(groans)
Okay, that was a little too high.
If your friend in Grand Theft Auto jumps off a bridge,
would you jump with them?
Yes, yes I would.
- Guys!
Are we gonna get 10?
Maybe.
Oh, no! (screams)
Oh, new car! (screams)
No!
That was going so well!
- Oh my gosh.
I can't be mad at that.
- That was really hard and really terrible.
Not a fan (laughs).
No, that was actually really fun.
- We actually did some pretty good rob jobs.
Whenever that store didn't have a clerk, that was great.
I wish every store didn't have a clerk.
That would make robbing essentially perfect.
- It was fun, but it was stressful.
You're trying to do another crime while
basically escaping one.
- I feel like I made my number,
and that is all that matters.
And I feel really good about that. (laughs)
- That was a good one.
- I hope that the tales of my robberies
will spread throughout the city
and I'll be known as a legend forever.