SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.
>> James: NOW IT IS WORTH BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU HAVE
ALREADY HAD QUITE THE REACTION TO EVEN SITTING AT THIS TABLE,
RIGHT.
>> I'M A VEGETARIAN.
>> James: YES.
>> AN I DON'T MIND PEOPLE WITH MEAT OUT.
BUT I'M LITERALLY LIKE HOLDING MY BREATHE A LITTLE BIT.
HAVE I A SERIOUSLY SENSITIVE GAG REFLEX.
>> James: I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT WE HAVE.
HERE WE HAVE GHOSTPEPPER HOT SAUCE.
WE HAVE A COW TONGUE.
WE HAVE SARDINES.
WE HAVE PICKLE JUICE.
>> JUST A WHIFF OF SOMETHING, SORRY.
>> James: SOY SAUCE AN MAYONNAISE.
GRASSHOPPERS.
CALFS BRAIN.
>> James: OH GOD.
>> CLAM JUICE.
>> James: OKAY.
SO THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE GOT.
HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO, WITHOUT AM I WILL BE-- .
>> CAN YOU PUT THE REALLY SMELLY THINGS OVER THERE.
>> TOWARDS THE PREGNANT LADY.
>>IER'S GOOD.
>> James: I WILL BE ASKING MILA QUESTIONS.
YOU WILL BE ASKING CHRISTINA, CHRISTINA, YOU WILL BE ASKING
ME, EVERYONE CLEAR?
ALL RIGHT, SO MILA, YOU ARE FIRST.
AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU CLAM JUICE.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> James: AND YOUR QUESTION IS.
>> OH, WOW, THAT IS REAL CLAM JUICE.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS.
>> COLORED WATER.
NO, IT'S REAL.
>> James: HERE IS YOUR QUESTION, ASHTON KUTCHER.
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
>> James: CARROT STICK OR BEER CAN?
>> OH MY GOD.
WHY-- .
>> James: YOU CAN EITHER TELL US OR YOU CAN DRINK THE CLAM
JUICE.
>> ANSWER THE QUESTION.
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> OKAY, HAVE I TO HAVE ONE OR THE OTHER?
>> OH, MILA.
>> CARROT STICK.
>> James: COME ON, CARROT STICK.
>> I THINK AES-- HIS HANDS ARE SHORT.
>> James: NO.
>> BEER CAN.
>> James: BEER CAN.
WE'RE GO WITH BEER CAN.
ALL RIGHT.
SHORT AND STUBBY.
>> LIKE A AGAIN IS.
>> James: LIKE A CAN.
>> LIKE A GUINNESS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY.
SO KRITION TINA YOUR TURN TO EAT SO MILA, YOU ROTATE THE TABLE.
>> ST ALREADY HERE.
>> I'M GIVING CHRISTINA MY VEGETARIAN PICKLE JUICE.
>> James: HAVE YOU HAD PICKLE JOWS BEFORE.
OKAY.
>> BE HONEST.
WHAT ABOUT ME ANNOYS YOU THE MOST?
CHRISTINA, WE HAVE A LOT OF PRESS TO DO TOGETHER.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS ME ABOUT YOU THE MOST, YOUR GORGEOUS
EYES.
>> A-W.
>> James: THAT IS BULL [BLEEP] THAT IS THE MOST [BLEEP].
>> THAT'S ANNOYING, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> James: THAT IS THE MOST A NOING THING.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE ANSWER.
>> I ANSWERED THE DAMN QUESTION.
>> James: SO CHRISTINA, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU WOULD
LIKE ME TO EAT SHOULD I NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION.
WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME NOW?
>> YOU LIKE CRICKETS, RIGHT.
>> James: GRASSHOPPERSES.
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE?
>> James: NO, WELL-- WHEN I WAS LIKE 14, I RUN-- WE WERE AT
A GIRL'S HOUSE AND ME AND MY FRIEND STUPIDLY, AND DON'T DO
THIS, KIDS, BUT IF YOU ARE UP AT THIS HOUR, YOU ARE ALREADY, YOU
KNOW.
WE CALLED 999 AND SHOUTED FIRE.
AND THEN A LOAD OF FIRE TRUCKS CAME AND THE POLICE CAME AND WE
WERE LIKE-- SO SORRY.
AND I GOT GROUNDED BY MY PARENTS CUZ THEY FOUND OUT, CUZ IT WAS
JUST DOWN THE ROAD MY OUR HOUSE.
I WANE ALLOWED OUT OF MY ROOM UNTIL THE NEXT DAY AND THEN MY
DAD CAME UP TO CHECK ON ME, AND I COULD HEAR HIM COMING UP THE
STAIRS SO I GOT DOWN MY CHILDREN'S BIBLE.
AND SAT ON MY BED AND HE CAME.
I WAS LIKE OH, I'M JUST READING THE BIBLE.
>> James: OKAY, NOW IT'S YOU, RIGHT.
COW TONGUE.
COW TONGUE IS WHERE WE'RE GOING.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE THAT YOU ARE IN, JUPITER
ASCENDING, AND AS A SECONDARY QUESTION, THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU
DID IT.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> .
>> James: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE PLOT?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT HUMAN DESIRE TO-- OKAY.
[BLEEP].
>> LOOK AWAY.
>> James: INCREDIBLE.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
SO CHRISTINA, YOU ARE UP NEXT.
MILA WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE CHRISTINA TO EAT?
>> CHRISTINA CA FAVORITE CARPOOL?
(APPLAUSE) YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, YOU KNOW.
NO, YOU CAN'T ANSWER IT.
JUST ANSWER IT.
>> I CAN'T EAT THAT.
I SWEAR TO GOD IT JUST MOVED.
>> CAN HE EAT IT.
>> I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TEET IT.
>> James.
>> YOU COULD ACTUALLY DIE.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I, BEAR GRYLLS?
(APPLAUSE) >>
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) .
>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.
MY THANKS TO MILAN-- MILA KUNIS AND CHRISTINA APPLEGATE."
BAD MOMS "IS IN THEATER THIS FRIDAY.
COME ON