today we ask the age-old question will
it umbrella let's talk about that
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good mythical morning this is gonna be a
fun one they're all fun ones they're all
fun ones but in the long history of
willets there's been a few notable times
where we've veered off the food path
into outright engineering
and then you gotta you need some wings
every time i sit down it gets a little
soft
huh it will it look more like hair gel
will it chair a little more dangerous
and potentially messy than just a will
it with food yeah it's a full body
experience yes today we gave the
kitcheners a break and we turned to mike
paisley of the art department to keep us
dry and look and fly and speaking of the
art department we realized paisley needs
a nickname because we got mad dog lucas
we got miss wizard caitlyn but nothing
for mike paisley so we're looking to you
the mythical beast to come up with it
give us your best ideas using the
hashtag
monikerformike and if i may make a
suggestion you may make a suggestion for
monica for mike mike dad magic paisley
i think i got that from uh
i think that came from a mythical beast
actually you know i feel like you're
really swinging the boat now that you've
vote for whatever you want but
uh seems like a little
you know just
be open to the possibilities umbrellas
or as we call them umbrellas have gone
almost completely unchanged since their
invention in 1000 bc
so we felt it was time for him to get an
upgrade so will this makeover end in
victory or soggy shambles probably a
combination of both it's time for
will
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like any will it success is not
guaranteed so we will be testing these
hopeful umbrellas in our parking lot we
already have one office flooded we do
not need another so to qualify as an
umbrella it must have a metal skeleton
that's not a scary thing that just means
like a frame an opening slash closing
mechanism of some kind and of course it
must protect us from the rain emphasis
on protect us from the rain
now the instant that i hear rain on my
window i want to curl up like a pig in a
blanket but if you gotta go out in it
the least you can do for comfort is grab
an umbrella and a cup of coffee but what
if you could just make that one grab
presenting the cafe
combrella
it's
an umbrella
that makes coffee when it rains oh my
goodness hopefully
oh okay yeah it collects the rain mike
soon to be monica paisley
what did you do
for this umbrella we just took a regular
umbrella apart and made a new umbrella
but inside of it we have a cold brew
coffee filter that's the coffee filter
liner on the whole thing over the whole
thing and then this is a straw yeah so
you get a nice rich brew you get a nice
wide brew because i know that's a thing
in coffee yes you can make it to flavor
so you just you know you have a friend
or you just i haven't been there you do
all right the people of seattle are
going to freak when they hear about this
okay let's go test it
of course the best place to test an
umbrella is in a place where it never
rains southern california good old
burbank
all right
i'm gonna open her back up and then
we're gonna i think go full dump full
dump full dump right
right there in the middle fold up all
right so we got our grounds and boy do
they smell like rakes coffees now you
can actually make it rain on command in
southern california if you pray directly
to the ghost of bob hope so
oh ghost of bob hope
please make it rain
please
oh see
it's raining in burbank thank you bob
hope right here on us
is it it's collecting in there i can i
can i can see it i can feel it well
i'm staying pretty dry so
that's working yeah okay
it's going to take a little while this
is like the slowest gentlest of
pour-overs
bob wasn't in a very he wasn't in a too
much giving of a mooch
is it coming through yeah he's got oh
yeah oh yeah
oh look at that oh yeah it's coming
through
i mean and you want it to actually
filter through
oh here it comes oh here it goes oh
there's skull suck on it
there's straight up coffee grounds in
there i can see them mm-hmm
you get some
i mean it's pretty weak it's
that's some weak coal brew it's pretty
weak but it's a constant stream i mean
once the coffee starts coming it's just
like a coffee fountain
it just
but we're staying dry and we're drinking
crappy coffee
this is the life
it's man up again i love california man
yeah yeah yeah man oh that's some sweet
coffee man
oh there you go
and and we could add creamer if we
wanted to yeah it's just all you need is
just
you know go on top oh
i'm done with this coffee bob hope make
it stop
all right so it's coffee will it
umbrella yes
well we're still pretty dry my back's a
little wet but
i got a little elbow wetage but not too
bad at all now we're still at the
awkward stage in life where we're both
too old and too young to wear a diaper
you know kind of that in between but can
we at least have it be our umbrella yeah
will its absorbance keep us nice and dry
oh gosh it's the pamperella this thing
is
heavy this is kind of that old-school
kind of parasol yeah exactly is that
what you were going for we yeah uh ms
wizard and i
went on a little journey of the best way
to make a diaper umbrella we did some
testing and this is what we came up with
it's got kind of nice
southernly
you know maybe uh i'd say gentle men in
this case uh-huh okay well then we would
definitely call this one an umbrella
it's not an umbrella this one doesn't
open and close in a nice way you're
going to see why
a little wider
all right let's take it out there it's
very heavy is it not and it's only going
to get heavier i know that's what
happens with diapers because this is
just diaper on diaper the question is
how
long before the rain just brings it down
upon us
like what what's the length of time we
need to test the umbrella
i think both of us are gonna be holding
it up pretty soon but okay all right bob
hope do your thing
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ah okay completely dry
and you don't favor yourself put it
right up the middle now completely dry
i'm bigger
getting some weight
some extra weight we probably added we
probably added a pound or so
nothing that i can't deal with
that rain's gonna be cold if it comes
through we have absolutely no drippage
no leakage thus far we have got
absolutely nothing coming through i'm
feeling pretty good all of a sudden
okay i think rain has picked up a little
bit we're um
okay i mean
is it getting heavier oh yeah yeah i
mean like if i would just still drive
holding this like a normal umbrella with
just like one hand that's tough that's a
bicep workout let me let me try go for
it
oh wow
you were you were ready for that
it really is but still we've got no
penetration
nope
we still got a complete seal
here just two guys holding one umbrella
not going anywhere okay it's hold on i'm
going to give it give all the way to use
it so you can see how heavy it is now
oh wow i mean this thing is at least
quadrupled in weight i mean what the
skeleton
is holding
careful
oh i just saw a beat of sweat come down
your breath are you nervous that's rain
i think i think we got i think some rain
came through
why you keep pulling it towards you i'm
just oh we got a leak we got a little
bit of a leak is the whole thing gonna
just snap and pop me in the head i feel
like i should get a little bit lower
than usual hit you in your head i mean
how long do you need it how long does an
umbrella need to function to be a
certified umbrella think about a
reporter
at reporting about the rink you know
this in a hurricane i'm out here in
burbank and believe it or not it is
raining in one spot and it will not stop
i am going to stay here and report until
it stops raining but no worries because
i have an umbrella made of diapers
we're still here in the rainy spot in
burbank reporting live
inexplicably it is still raining here
um and our diaper umbrella is keeping us
reasonably dry
i'd say it weighs 43 pounds
it's raining a lot but are we still good
oh yeah we're still good we're still
good we're still good we're still oh
we've got a
reporters gotta hold that umbrella we're
just good old boys in the parking lot
can we get it up a little bit higher
okay
it's so heavy you gotta i mean this is a
two-man job this is a four-hander at
this point
my back's starting to get wet but we're
still good
let me see if i can walk a little bit
with it just to not you're not walking
away from this just let's just walk out
and just
just walk around in a circle here
okay
yeah it's still functional yeah yeah
maybe maybe clockwise
mommy what's wrong with those two men
we're
we're very much
fighting with each other pulling this
thing oh really us
because because you want it centered on
over you
i want to send it over to me one control
freak and one best friend of a control
freak that's not good
you're pulling hard no i'm on that goat
look
this is the middle no it's not now my
whole shoulder's out my shoulder was out
my whole shoulder's out we're still good
i think we're finding out why this thing
is engineered to not close because with
the weight that i'm holding right now it
would just be closing it it would
totally collapse on us
we'd be going forever i'm nervous the
whole time that it is going to just
completely close on us even regardless
of the fact that it's been locked in
place as heavy as i'll get out but it is
not failing we are indeed
still good
we've been out here for like 10 minutes
and
i'm definitely getting an arm workout
but my head is completely dry it is
tripled in weight
but yeah we're dry it's functioning as
an umbrella so
diapers will it umbrella
yes
okay so we were fighting over that
umbrella but i will take this
opportunity to point out that my back is
completely soaked all the way to the
back to the bottom oh uh
mine is two
let's see
sorry all right y'all we have got some
exciting news trevor from the mythical
kitchen
has his own podcast
it's trevor talks too much it's not a
dig well it is a dick but it is the name
of the podcast trevor talks too much and
is launched today yes some of y'all are
familiar with the infamous trevor
holiday party story uh that went on for
we lost count for how long it went on we
love him but he talks too much so we
decided that trevor needs an outlet
where he can talk as much as he wants
but the thing is he needs somebody to
talk to so each week we test trevor to
invite a new guest on the podcast to
talk to with the goal being is this
somebody trevor can add to his talk to
list of context or will he talk too much
and push the guests away forever well
check out the first episode today
wherever you get your podcast trevor
talks too much all right unless you're a
worm on a sidewalk no one actually wants
to be outside in the rain but maybe a
happy cloud huge in the colors of sunset
can make it a happy experience
introducing
the pink
sugarella look at this can you get a
load of that
this
thing is made entirely of cotton candy
but again it's got the frame
and just cotton candy it smells great
this is definitely going to work what
did you do we
made a bunch of cotton candy and we put
it on the umbrella
well you did a good job i mean look at
look at the top of this thing
look at that look at that look at that
cotton candy nipple wait until you taste
it
oh we're not going to taste it we're
going to block all the water to keep us
dry
something tells me that randy is not
going to come anywhere near this rain
cloud this is a sacrilegious thing to do
we're going to move up a little bit more
i mean we got nothing to worry about
we're going to stay completely dry yeah
definitely
bob hope
peonis
what
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it's raining i mean first of all there's
like whole holes
like i can literally stick my whole hand
through
ah i'm starting to get some it's it's
it's mountain oh wow oh gosh this is
going to be sticky oh no no
oh gosh oh it tastes good
oh it does
oh man
that's really good oh that's sweet
well that's cold
it's okay we're starting
okay
it's really going pretty fast now
um okay maybe if i can maybe i can catch
something
oh you got a whole thing right here
we still good
there you go
we're still good
it's all gone
i think it's over that didn't take long
all right cotton candy will it umbrella
no
okay i'm a little wetter and a lot
stickier yeah i'm a little sugary
that entire umbrella just basically uh
became part of our clothing and hair all
right in 1952 the 1952 musical singing
in the rain gene kelly called the
experience a glorious feeling and i'm
happy again
i thought there's an umbrella idea in
here somewhere so we let paisley figure
it out we now present the
umbrella loki
like karaoke
this thing this is a whole karaoke
machine oh yeah i mean it's a whole
entertainment package for outdoors oh
there's speakers up there oh
there it goes
now if you let if you let two speakers
if you let your hand wander down to the
fabric and closure at the bottom that
yeah yes
and you can peel it back now you've got
your your interface full control right
but until you need it it's kept high and
dry yeah you can keep it
hidden nicely away yep and then you can
bring it in your left hand right there's
an on off switch if you want to kick it
on on the back right in your left hand
yep in the back of the right there oh
yeah there you go
look at that see it says hi now it's his
line
check let's go outside and get this
thing
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see i wonder if actually playing music
will repel the rain
off of the speakers up here well i'll
get up on top of the building and find
out
test test test
we've got some
echo echo echo
yeah okay yeah let's play our own music
yeah yeah
is it heavy
yes i dare believe we've lived to be
this old
and somehow we have never seen this
whole
a little dead with a little bit of lead
inside
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let's bring back
the mount madrid
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let me see what's happening on the top
hold it
very light when you do the when the base
hits it kind of like vibrates a little
bit it's actually pretty cool it's very
water repellent up there
it's actually very cool it's very water
repellent on top of this thing you would
be very impressed if you could see the
top of it why don't you go see the top
of it
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look at the top blank look at the top
oh yeah
i'm looking at the top and i'm getting
real wet is the top cool it's the top
cool is the top cool how cool is the
okay i think this is actually pretty
simple we're having a good time it's a
little bit heavy but
karaoke machine will it umbrella yes
oh man now i've really gotten away
this has been fun i'd like to give a
shout out
to mike soon to be monica paisley
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and the rest of the mythical crew that
has managed to stay completely dry for
this entire test
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