Will you guess the character? Will you get-
You won't get... You won't get shit!
"Does your character wear shoes?"
Shit.... Does he wear shoes?
Shit, does he wear shoes?
I think so.
Uh... Does that count as shoes?
Uhh..Does that count as shoes?
No way... No way...
Come on! How the fuck did he get the... the binoculars-
How did he get the binocular? GON from tekken 3! Does your character date an older man? eeeehhh
Gon from Tekken 3! You moth-
"Does your character date an older man?"
Uhhhhhhh.............
"Is your character responsible for a child?"
Is your character responsible for a child? eeeeehhh
.............uhhhhhhh.............
"Does your character own multiple weapons?"
Yes.
FUCK!
Come on he always wins!
Come on, he always win!
"You win!"
*roar*
Wait a minute, i have an idea, think, think about it
Wait a minute, I have an idea.
Think about it. Think about it. Who's the last guy that he would think
that I would be thinking of?
'cause... fu-
STUPID ASS GAME, MAN! IT'S BROKEN.
Oh, fuck it. Wait-
Really? Really?
He's cheating. He's fucking cheat-
[Bubsy]: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Every single possible thing, Bubsy.
As always.
How come he doesn't talk?
He's so quiet in this one.
Isn't he- Isn't he supposed to tell jokes?
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?"
Ha ha! Now that's the Bubsy I know!
Heh heh heh heh, pilot's license, heh heh heh.
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?"
Heh heh heh!
It would get funnier every time, Bubs-
It gets funnier everytime!
[Bubsy]: "MC Bubster the pounce master in da game, yeah!"
Oh man, Bubsy good job on that song, that's a funny song
Oh man, Bubsy. Good job on that song. That's a funny song.
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?"
Pilots Licence? What For?x3
[Bubsy]: "Is there a veterinarian in the house?"
Is there a veterinarian... Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
(Dunkey Laughs) Is there a veterinari-
Is there a vet...
So great to be here you guys,hey, is there a veterinarian in the house?
So great to be here, you guys. Hey, is there a veterinarian in the house?
"Yep. Yeah, that's me."
Yep, yeah that's me.
Shit...
[Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up.
[Jesse]: "Help." [Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up.
[Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up.
*laughter*
Dunkey: GIMME DAT CUBE!!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that cube!
[Leah]: "Aah!" [Dunkey]: Get outta the way!
[Jesse]: "No!" [Dunkey]: Gimme that!
[Jesse]: "No, no! No!" [Dunkey]: Get- Get off of me! Get off of me!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that fucking shit! Gimme that shit!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that! Gimme that!
[Dunkey]: Get off of me! Get off of me!
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, take care of him!" [Dunkey]: That shit belongs to me!
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, take him!"
[Dunkey]: He's taunting me!
[Leah]: "Don't you wish you had one?"
[Dunkey]: Hey, put me down!
[Dunkey]: Put me down right now!
[Dunkey]: Thank- Fucking bastard...
[Jesse]: "Let go of the cane!" [Dunkey]: Gimme the cane! Gimme the cane- It's mine!
[Leah]: "Oh boy, I think I'm gonna go get him."
[Jesse]: "There we go." [Dunkey]: I'm the one who found it!
[Dunkey]: It's mine!
[Jesse]: Look at him go.
[Dunkey]: No! No!
[Dunkey]: Hey guys, you need any help walking that cane?
[Dunkey]: I'm real good at it.
*laughter*
[Jesse]: "Like what the fuck?" [Dunkey]: Here, lemme show you- lemme show you guys...
[Dunkey]: Oh.
[Dunkey]: Help me.
[Leah]: "Kick him off!"
[Leah]: "Hmph!"
[Dunkey]: No! No! [Leah]: *laughing*
[Jesse]: "Okay, now I'm gonna go die. I'll be right back, guys."
Watch. When Jesse spawns back in,
he'll drop from the sky, onto the catapult,
and launch me over the wall.
*splat*
*laughter*
"You will show the world. I believe in you. Your tiny legs."
"Hopefully they can function anymore."
Yooka-Laylee! Oh my god, they have Yooka-Laylee in here.
Oh my god.
"You're not Yooka-Laylee, so fuck off."
"Yeah, okay." "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Yooka-Laylee, brah."
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Yooka-Laylee, brah."
"OH, BANANA!"
"You won't jump in."
Oh yeah?
You don't think I will?
"You won't jump in. I'll give you some honey if you do."
You don't think I fucking will?! Huh?!
"I'll give you some honey, bro!"
You don't think I will? Here I go! Woo!
*Dark Souls death*
Aw, dammit... *Dark Souls death*
This damn- *Dark Souls death*
Alright, get in there, Bowser. Stupid bastard.
"Alright, Piccolo. Go."
Next guy. Come on.
"Alright." "Piglet, jump in." "Oh, you can go in there?"
"This is my moment."
"Hey Dogman, jump down."
"Alright."
"Sike, you bitches! You can't kill me!"
"Oh shit! Oh shit!"
*quack quack*
Gimme that duck!
*quack quack*
Gimme that!
*quack quack*
Gimme that shit!
*quack quack*
NRGH!!
"Garfield!" "It's Garfield."
"Gar-fellow!" "Give- Give-"
"Give 'la saga'!"
Get the fuck outta here, Garf-
I said I never- I never want to see you in here.
Didn't I say that?
"Winnie the Pooh!" "Kick him out!"
"Kick him out!"
Didn't I say that shit? "Kick him out!"
"Get 'em outta 'ere!"
"Get the fuck outta here!" Kill him!
Everybody kill him!
"Get it, boys!"
Kill that fucking Garfield!
He's going in the bathroom!
"Oh shit!" "Fuck him up!"
Everybody... Beat the shit outta Garfield!
*chaotic chat* Kill him! Get in there, kill him!
*chaotic chat* Everybody kill him. Come on.
*chaotic chat* Kill, kill, yeah.
"Oh shit."
"Take this bitch."
"Whoa!" Get him!
"Come back here, Hank Hill!" "Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
Shoot him! "Goddammit! Whoa!"
Come on! "Goddammit! Whoa!"
"Goddammit! Whoa!"
"Help!" Get over here, Hill Hank!
Get over here, Hill Hank!
"Somebody contact the authorities!"
"I'm being chased! Whoa!"
Get 'im!
"You ever been to Chili's?"
Oh my god...
"Don't get me started with Chili's, bro."
"Don't get me started with Chili's, bro." "I am a huge fan of Chili's."
"I am a huge fan of Chili's."
"This guy knows what he's talking about."
"I went to Chili's, you know. Kind of funny story, you know."
"One time I walked into Chili's..."
[Leah]: "Um, at Chili's, I like to order the Crispy Chicken Crispers."
"Wha?"
No, babe! Don't talk to him! Stop!
[Leah]: "What?"
"I've only been to Chili's actually twice."
Here we go again.
"I was at a local bar, and..."
"I was at a local bar, and..." "Oh my god, there's somebody stuck under the ground."
"Oh my god, there's somebody stuck under the ground."
"It's actually right- A funny story."
"I was actually right outside of Wal Mart."
"Help me!"
"MMMMMMM!"
"Don't make me angry, boi!"
"Do not threaten me!"
"Don't make me angry!"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
AAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, you can be Gorgan Morgan!
*GASP* CRASH BANDICOOT!
*GASP* CHUCK E. CHEESE-
*GASP*
YOU CAN BE HEY ARNOLD!
They did really good on this one. I gotta say.
"I'm gonna touch you."
"Fuck bears!" "I'm gonna touch you."
"I'm gonna touch you." [Dunkey]: Don't you fuckin-
[Dunkey]: Don't you fucking touch me!
"Just- Just a little-"
[Dunkey]: Get away! "Just a little, please!"
[Dunkey]: Get away! "Oh jeez, Winnie the Pooh-"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm good, dude. What are you- What? Fucking A..."
"Dude, your hands are like fucking breaking."
HNNNBLEAGHBLARGNGRHBLEAGHHNNNBLRGNGRH
[Leah]: "...need...Chili's..."
[Leah]: "Bye."
*splat*
"Funny story 'cause uh... One time I was at Chili's..."
Whoa.
Is that Shaggy from Scooby Doo drinking a beer?
That is where I draw the line. Come on, Master Chief.
Let's get the FUCK outta here. Come.
"Windows 95 is here!"
Windows Ninety Fi-?!
"Yo, Windows!" Oh my god-
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I can't believe they got the real Windows 95.
"Hey, hey!" I can't believe they got the real Windows 95.
"Look inside of him! Look inside of him!"
What? "Look inside of him!"
"Hey."
*laughter* Oh shit!
Wait a minute...Shrek's head isn't that big!
IT'S FUCKING GARFIELD! Kill him!
Everybody get that motherfuckin' Garfield!
[Outro]