What I'm Arial? I can't even swim. It's usually never wrong. Lily what did you get? Cinderella
again. duh. What about you? uh I was Pocahontas last week but then I said i was thinking of being
vegetarian so maybe Rapunzel. What about you Cassidy? It says I'm not a princess. Maybe
you missed a question. I answered them all. That's weird. Yeah it always tells you something you have
to be a princess. I'm not it's fine whatever I don't deserve it. Why would you say that.
Seth dumped me today. What? Yes like a piece of garbage. Thanks. I'm sorry I yes garbage. You're
not garbage. We were supposed to go to the dance together. Well you can still go with us, we'll go
as friends. Yes you must this is what friends are for. Well I might still have a date. With
who? Nathan's taking me for ice cream tomorrow if that works out and I'll go with him. Don't seem
like grieving time? He could be the one. Well it is free ice cream. These phones are so cool, how
did we survive. I know right like I can't remember what life was like without them. I
actually have a friend in Lebanon now. Where's that? I don't know but she has a picture of
herself with a monkey. So cool. and now I have this case so nothing bad could happen.
I think I ate too much licorice do you want the last one? No you can just put it in the dumpster.
I can't throw away licorice. There's only one left. It feels wrong. Nothing
bad will happen. I'm not worried about the licorice gods getting me okay I just don't
like wasting. I'm trying to save the planet here. Okay you've had enough. what what.
My phone, you just. I did? Oh my gosh yes Lily. What do we do? Get it out. How? Go in. I am NOT
going in there. Lily. Sierra. Why did you do that. I didn't mean to. Well do something. What do you
want me to do. Someone has to get my phone. I can lift you in. I am not going it there it's
garbage you did it you go. but I'm dressed nice. My phone is more more than your clothes someone
has to get my phone. Watch out sorry my wheel is loose I shouldn't be riding this thing I tried
to fix it but I needed a wrench and I only had a screwdriver so it's a little screwy like me.
Yeah that's not funny um I should probably just walk this home. You guys are like the
second people I almost crashed into, third if you count the dog um again I'm really sorry if
there's anything I can do just let me know, or just pretend you never saw me. Hang on, actually
there is one thing you could do. What does it look like. It's pink with a purple and turquoise case.
No it's not gonna be inside a bag you're just making things grosser. Why don't you call it. Oh
yeah good plan. I know you guys from school yeah I think I might have seen you around. I'm Charlie,
you're Lily and Sierra right. Yeah how'd you know? He's a stalker. I think
I'm getting warmer. Keep looking. Yeah oh no that's a dirty diaper.
I found it. Oh my gosh thank you so much oh thank you so much you're the best. No problem. This is
like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me like I owe you if there's anything I can
do just name it. Want to go to the dance with me? huh? The school dance do you have a date?
no? so do you want to go with me? oh okay? Cool that that's awesome oh I'll see you at school
then. What just happened? You said that you were gonna go to the dance with him. I didn't
mean it it slipped out I'm not good at saying no why didn't you stop me. I didn't think you
were gonna say yes. oh my gosh I can't go to the dance with him he's weird. He's not
that weird. He goes into garbage cans. He was getting your phone. Who does that it's
weird. You can talk to him tomorrow and just straighten it out. I am not talking
to him at school that'll be embarrassing. Well what else are you gonna do. I'll just
I'll just pretend it never happened. He'll probably forget.
Good morning Sierra. oh hi. I picked you these on the way to school. You shouldn't steal from
people's gardens. They were my neighbors, I helped plant them. Okay well thank you. My parents are
really excited that I have a girlfriend. Girlfriend? Yeah they said that you should
come over for dinner. I'm kind of a picky eater. No way me too we have so much in common we could
have nuggets and fries. Okay well I'm gonna have to check my schedule I'm pretty busy. Speaking of
schedules I'm switching out of one of my classes so we can have science together. Great. I'll see
you after class. Oh my gosh Lily help me. What happened did he forget? No he thinks I'm his
girlfriend. Why what did you tell him? Nothing. You have to talk to him. What do I say? Tell him
you don't want to be his girlfriend anymore. I am not his girlfriend I never was and never will be.
So tell him that. I can't. Why not? Well look how happy he is. Okay so if you can't break up with
him you have to get him to break up with you. Well how do I do that? I think I know who can
help. How did you get them to break up with you? Which one? Let's start with your first. Connor
thought I was boring. Were you? I was nervous, he was my first, I didn't know what to do it
was hard to be myself. What did you guys do? Boring stuff. Like? Well we go fish do you have
any jacks? You're really good at this. Cards are like all I do. That's cool you should come with
me to Kingston Manor. What's that? It's the old folks home where my grandpa lives I go there for
lunch every weekend we play cards all day. Go Fish, Crazy Eights, Old Maid, lunch is so good
you've got to try their fruit cups. Boring didn't work, we need something more serious.
What are some other reasons your boyfriends dumped you? Sorry I mean parted ways. There was
Christopher. What happened with him. He thought I was disgusting. Were you? It was just a phase.
I love root beer. I actually I can't really have that much or else I get acne. Acne is awesome,
I pop my zits. Just be careful, you don't want to get a skin infection. I love skin infections,
so colorful. I'm sorry I'm so disgusting I'm sure you were hoping for a classier girl. I don't mind
it. What? It kind of reminds me of my mom and dad. We're like a married couple, it's nice to
have someone that you can be so comfortable with. Okay that totally backfired new plan. What other
guys have dumped you? Bringing up these memories isn't fun for me. I really appreciate it. Oh what
about Thomas. Thanks. What happened? He felt that our values didn't align. Your values didn't align
what does that even mean? Like everything I liked he didn't, and everything he liked was totally
stupid. Okay so how do I do that with Charlie first you have to figure out what he likes.
Math is like the most important thing in the world. Really? Yeah it's the basis of all
creation just look at a shell in the ocean or a spiderweb math is all around us. I didn't know
spiders were that smart. Or if you're a cook or a carpenter or playing the ukulele you need
math. In fact the expansion of the universe can be calculated using mathematical computations. I
can spell boobies on my calculator. Okay. But you just have to hold it upside down see. Yes I see.
What's your favorite number? Archimedes constant naturally or PI as it's commonly
known. It's the key constant to any equation involving circular motion 3.14. My favorite
number is Rumpelstiltskin. That that's not a number. Yeah it is. No it's not. Yeah. That
doesn't make any sense. Yeah it does. What that how Rumpelstiltskin is a-- is a magical
elf. It's also a number. This conversation is hurting my brain. I'm just stating the
facts. This this is not a fact okay that you can't just you're just saying it without any
proof I don't know what I'm gonna do. Well you go do what you need to do but infinity
goes on forever so there has to be a number called everything eventually including Rumpelstiltskin.
What? You're right that's actually totally true. It is? Yeah like next-level mathematical
philosophy. He thinks I love math now. Don't give up, there's lots of reasons why guys can dump you.
Well what else. You remember Dylan? He broke up with me because I was moving too fast. Too
fast? Like he wanted to thing slow. and you? I had a little trouble controlling myself.
So should I like overdo it. Exactly. hmm. Oh wow nice wedding dress. So where do you
want to live honey bunny? Live like like you mean? when we're married silly. We might be a
little young. And I was thinking four kids or maybe five or would you want more? Kids for us
to have? I think I like the name Amberly for a girl do you like it? um. and Charlie junior of
course. I might have to check with my parents first. Who has time for parents Charlie Warlie
we need to keep the train chugging down the track choo-choo choo-choo. choo-choo.
Just think how wonderful it will be when I can have you all to myself and we can hug and kiss
it snuggle. And have tickle fights. No don't tickle me ever I don't like it I once gave
my cousin a bloody nose when she tickled me. He's weirder than I thought. He's gross and
slimy and yucky. He's like a frog. Oh my gosh. what? Sierra. What? You must have caught it from
me. Caught what is there something on me. Don't you see it, the same thing that happened to me
is happening to you. Okay I'm a late bloomer you don't have to rub it in. No no no a fairy
tale has taken over your life. What? You just said it he's the frog. I didn't mean it like that. In
the Frog Prince the princess loses her golden ball in the pond and the frog gets it for her
just like what happened with you and your phone. That was a garbage bin. and the Frog wants to be
loved by the princess, just like how Charlie asked you to the dance. I am not a princess.
Sierra this is happening. No its not happening, nothing is happening. You know what you have to
do. No I am not kissing him my life is not a fairy tale. There has to be another way.
Well there is one more way. What is it? I wasn't going to suggest this. I'll try anything. It goes
against my morals. I have no morals left please just tell me. You have to lie to him. Lie,
like what kind of lie? The bigger the better. I'm bad at lying. If you lie you break the trust,
and with no trust there's nothing. I don't know if I could do this one I'm really bad at lying I
always get the hiccups. Sierra you can do this just believe in yourself you can be a liar.
This is all I have so far I want to add some words but it never turns out good. ooh except
I did the sending part it goes like this doo doo doo bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo doo doo
bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo. That's really pretty. Thanks a lot of math went into
that. If you listen to the patterns. I used to have a ukulele when I was younger. Can you play?
No it was too hard. I think it might still be my attic or something. Well the song is super easy
it's just four chords. Wow. So are you ready for the dance? Oh umm actually I forgot to tell you
something. What? Well you see I my old boy friend. uh-huh. He asked me to the dance before you. Oh so
are you gonna go with him. Well I said I would so you know. Okay yeah you should honor that. Yeah.
Who is he? oh he's Baxton. Baxton? yeah Pearson Tonner. I don't think I have any
classes with him. No he's he's a year older. What's he like? He's different,
yeah. Like how like gets excited very easily, and he's super enthusiastic I'd
say. That's fun yeah he's fun for sure and he surprises me a lot too because I thought
he was kind of weird at first. Weird? Like kind of nerdy and gross but then I thought
that he was nice and fun like I never met anyone like him before. Do you like him?
Maybe a bit. Or maybe a lot. What? It sounds like you still like him. It does? Yeah I can
tell from the way you're talking sounds like you still really like him. No it's it's not
like that I just I meant like. It's okay I can go to the dance with some of my friends.
It worked? Yeah totally. So he's gone? Yeah he fell for it he thinks
I have a boyfriend. Aww see you're a good liar after all. I guess so.
I don't understand if you got what you wanted why are you sad? I'm not sad
I don't know what I am. Okay. I thought I didn't like him. But? but that was before I knew him.
Lily we got the fairy tale wrong. What do you mean? He's not the frog I am. You're not a frog.
Then why do I feel like one? No one's a frog. Then it's the wrong fairy tale. Maybe it is.
huh? Maybe it is the wrong fairy tale. Maybe it's two fairytales or a whole bunch of fairytales.
What are you talking about. Well the moral of The Frog Prince is not judge someone by
their outer beauty but from what's on the inside and you learned that. So maybe a new fairy tale
has taken over. You are so overthinking this. What did you get on your quiz? From my phone,
that was BuzzFeed it said I was Rapunzel. Rapunzel. I'm not Rapunzel I can't even sing.
Safe in her tower. I don't have a tower. Afraid to let anyone in. No don't be dumb.
Worried you'll get hurt. No. and the only way to let him in is to let your hair down.
You said it yourself it's never wrong. but Rapunzel just waits around. Not
this time I'm gonna get you ready for the dance. You're such a Cinderella.
Hi. Hey Charlie two tickets? Oh I just need one. No problem have fun. Thanks.
I wrote this song for you I did know what else to do to tell you
that really like you didn't think it could be true but I do I do I do
thought you were weird but I was wrong so I wrote it in this song that I'm singing to you cuz I like
you I was afraid told a big lie don't really have a boyfriend oh I only like you ooh yeah it's true
it's only you
don't know what else to do but I'll keep singing do do do be do
do dooby dooby doo doo - Doo be Doo doot Doo bee Doo bee Doo do