sure what's your most redeeming feature
I can zone out Jimmy I can just zone out
and be perfectly content and although on
my face it might appear that I'm
listening inside it's just I'm very good
in a flood is I got a canoe I'll paddle
round pick up a nanner in a nightie in
her dog and taken to safety
I always rinse the bass out that's a
good redeeming feature you know yes he
might done some terrible things but he's
rinsed the bathhouse as my fellow
panelists will testify
I smell amazing make a great candle one
lady said to me when she was driving
past I mean I don't know if I've
answered the question and I mean one of
my redeeming features is just how many
redeeming features I've got okay before
we go on with the show
he doesn't work here anymore but he
keeps on turning up anyway it's Jo
walkins and everyone
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all right joke yeah anyone else note
it's getting a bit nippy right there was
only a few cans lasting lawyer outdoor
bath hot tub Jacuzzi no no no pond does
that if you care how hard it is to get
on the mega by really need it stop
waving your can you get me I really need
to hurry up stop waving your pranks
sorry Jimmy's you know it's waving
because he's fit as pig that it'd
take forever you prick somebody else
here we go is RIT more like it well you
got all you got amaura and chisel that's
a good idea
all teasers on it you know any more
teasers on your air hole you put one in
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John you got mascot well it's more a way
of improving all our lives Jimmy I've
been looking at the health and safety
reg in and this show and having locked
I'm amazed we're not all killed on a
weekly basis this is a death
trap this building so I've done my
training I'm now fully approved health
and safety officer so if you'll permit
me to go around I've got my health and
safety hy-vee's card again I do mainly
old people's homes these are great these
I make these myself and they've cut road
deaths in the over 70s by 40%
I hate to say this but that really suits
you thank you so been having a look this
is the first problem this is like
sitting under a guillotine every week
sharp that pointless and that swings
around on to my head no it doesn't come
near you so I had no choice but to
provide myself with a hardhat so that
that's not a problem anymore then I go
and this is a true fact if you have more
than 10 or more employees you are
legally obliged to have an accident and
incident logbook and I've never been
shown us and I know you've got probably
ten or more so I've got one for you as
well to just have at the house
next problem is you Susie with that
deathtrap in front of you the dictionary
we all know how easily a paper cut can
happen so I've got you some lovin gloves
just at any point where who thought I
was going to get that on the desk
sure I feel so masculine Rachel you've
got you've got quite a lot going on
there so good to get some exercise in
some safety goggles there just in case
anything sort of falls off or or comes
near
these things are bloody dangerous
certainly you never know you're having a
drink and then all of a sudden you put
your down and so I got everyone a
little sippy cup sippy cup and then
finally looking at the statistics on how
many panel show comedians are killed
each year in chair based falls
absolutely shocking none so far
yes sir dude Jimmy
you know you get those brown signs and
it you're like driving through somewhere
and it says a brown sign and it says go
and visit like you know there's there'd
be like a sort of farming museum and you
always always isn't it why did he
lure me down so I thought I'd come up
with some alternative Brown science for
things do want to see you do want to
know when you're driving around but oh
just coming up as a prisoner
who wouldn't want a stop near a prison
full of serial killers we go
no just up there it's just full a serial
killer you just drive tentatively actor
William this one this won't be quite
popular for some people woods for men
you know that no sort of woods that men
like to hang out in he's looking for a
friend so that's my that's got Jimmy
Shawn science everyone Jones of course
it's Susie dance
I'm not saying Suzi spends a lot of time
satisfying the needs of drivers on the
a34 but she's but she's now technically
fast as a service station okay before we
got on he's not on the show anymore but
he turns up anyway it's joe wilkinson
everyone
are you all right Joe
Oh Jimmy sorry that took a while I got
bloody shins boots
a few notes but yeah I've had a bit of a
growth spurt couple of weeks have gone
up about 50 foot guess that's what
happens when you hit your fault is you
know solovy oh yeah I'll tell you're
gonna do to you me because I'm quite
high up on a turn my head camera because
I thought you might still want to see my
face
hello Jerry spice up here there's lots
of dead pigeons areas loads of them
someone needs to do a bit of dusted
let's see
Hoover it out once in a while go oh
hello I'm in here yes the piece of cake
there's a bit of burr buck on it but
Jimmy yeah remember we lost that
lighting guy couple years ago yeah Roger
we not still recover I think I found him
any idea what this switch does hold I'm
gonna give it a girl yeah I think I've
realized what it's done Jimmy I think
it's turned the lights off fold oh sorry
can you turn it back on
I'm trying to find a bloody switch mate
that's not the look now
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doorbell got it here we go there's a
microwave oh here we go Joe Joe what's
uh what's going on there Oh
I think in the in the excitement my
plums fell out there's a bit of a gust
in here Mae Mae you should probably go
before Suzie latches on ya head off that
case has gone off I think oh right right
I'm gonna need to love it start to come
out right I'll see you later
Susy what do you think is the ugliest
language everyone says German German was
my first love and it's beautiful
well give us a give us an example of a
beautiful German phrase just by recently
I heard the Teletubbies have reached
Germany as well so they have this
brilliant phrase which is Teletubby to
look blinker which is their town for an
idiot and it's somebody who waves back
at the Teletubbies
I think cruel the Germans they'll do it
again
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you