>>> BEFORE WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, HOW ABOUT A WELCOME
HOME AFTER 20 YEARS IN THE JOINT, DON PAULY
SALUD! >> SALUD
>> I LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM, I SEE WHAT USED TO BE THE MOST
RUTHLESS, POWERFUL CRIME FAMILY IN THE CITY.
>> DAMN RIGHT! >> SHUT UP
I SAID USED TO BE. BECAUSE THAT SURE AS HELL AIN'T
WHAT IT IS NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GANG
WE USED TO OWN THIS CITY I GO AWAY 20 YEARS, ALL OF A
SUDDEN NOW THERE'S FRIGGING MEXICANS CONTROLLING THE
NEIGHBORHOOD >> UM -- OKAY.
>> WHAT, WHAT'D I SAY? I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
>> NO DISRESPECT, DON PAULY, WE ALL GET YOUR POINT
I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD YOU MADE IT SO, I DON'T KNOW -
RACIAL >> YES, THANK YOU, ONE PERSON.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? RACIAL
VINNY? THE DIABLOS CONTROL THE DRUGS IN
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, DO THEY NOT >> THEY DO
THEY DO. >> OKAY.
LAST I CHECKED, THE DIABLOS ARE FRIGGING MEXICANS, ARE THEY NOT?
>> AND HE'S DOUBLING DOWN, GREAT.
>> WOOF! >> JOE, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
WHAT I'M SAYING? WE'RE LOSING MONEY OVER HERE
>> WE UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT, DON PAULY.
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS TO SOME PEOPLE
MAY SEEM, I DON'T KNOW, OUTDATED
>> MY CHOICE OF WORDS? IS THIS A JOKE
HUH? IS THERE A HIDDEN VIDEO AROUND
IS JIMMY KENNEDY SOMEWHERE AROUND TO FILM ME?
>> JAMIE KENNEDY WHO'S JAMIE KENNEDY?
>> JAMIE KENNEDY THE KING OF THE PRANKS
HE DOES THE TV SHOW. HE PRANKS PEOPLE
>> OH, YOU MEAN ASHTON KUTCHER >> NO, KUTCHER WAS "PUNK'D.
>> LOOK, JUST FORGET IT, FORGET IT
ALL RIGHT? AM I LOSING MY FREAKING MIND
HERE NICKY THE NOSE, YOU'D TELL ME IF
I WAS GOING NUTS, RIGHT, YOU'D TELL ME.
>> HEY, DON PAULY. YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO
DISRESPECT TO YOU. BUT I JUST GO BY NICKY NOW
>> WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN NICKY THE NOSE SINCE
WE WERE KIDS >> YEAH, WE DON'T GIVE PEOPLE
NICKNAMES BASED ON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES ANYMORE
THAT'S CALLED SHAMING. >> AND IT DON'T FEEL TOO GREAT
SOMETIMES. >> YEAH, SEE, DON PAULY, YOUR
WORDS HAVE, I DON'T KNOW, POWER. >> YES, THANK YOU.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FRIGGING EARS
I MEAN, ARE WE STILL GANGSTERS WE STILL IN THE FRIGGING MOB
OVER HERE? >> OF COURSE WE ARE, DON PAULY,
BUT A LOT'S CHANGED IN THE PAST 20 YEARS.
>> NO KIDDING. THIS GANG DIDN'T USED TO BE
FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF QUEERS. >> OH!
>> WHOA! >> EASY!
>> EASY, DON PAULY NO DISRESPECT, BUT AS SOMEONE
WHO IDENTIFIES AS QUEER, I TAKE A LITTLE EXCEPTION TO THAT
LAST COMMENT OF YOURS. >> WHAT?
>> SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE A MENTAL
HEALTH DAY, AND I'M GOING TO WORK FROM HOME NOW.
>> OF COURSE, JOHNNY, GOD BLESS. SALUD!
>> SALUD >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
>> DON PAULY, YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
JOHNNY IS -- SENSITIVE >> SENSITIVE
HE'S A FRIGGING MURDERER. >> HEY, "THEY'RE" A FRIGGING
MURDERER >> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE,
HUH? >> WHOA, WHOA.
YOU PEOPLE WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DON PAULY,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU PEOPLE >> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I
JUST MEANT EVERYBODY IN GENERAL. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO'S THE BLACK CHICK? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> UM -- THE WOMAN OF COLOR YOU'RE REFERRING TO IS GLADYS.
SHE'S OUR CAPO >> OF THIS GANG?
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN >> WE GOT SLAMMED PRETTY HARD ON
TWITTER FOR OUR LACK OF DIVERSITY.
>> YOU REMEMBER THE HASHTAG, #MAFIASOLITE
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRIGGING KIDDING ME
>> DON PAULY, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, REPRESENTATION IS VERY
IMPORTANT, EVEN IN CRIME BESIDES, I'M MORE CAPABLE AND
DANGEROUS THAN ANY CIS BLACK OR WHITE MALE GANGSTER HERE
>> OH, REALLY? OKAY
ALL RIGHT. THEN SHOOT VINNY
>> WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DON PAULY, THAT'S NOT HOW --
>> OH! >> WHOA!
>> WHOA, GET OVER HERE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, ALL
RIGHT! LET ME OFFICIALLY WELCOME YOU TO
THE -- >> HEY
DID THIS GUY JUST FRICKIN' TRY TO KISS ME
>> WHOA, WITHOUT CONSENT >> IN A PANDEMIC
>> WHOA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE