Yes, I'm going to New York. Yes, I told you.
He was super annoyed, Scorsese.
I'm leaving Earth.
I've got to get going, because Charlize Theron is waiting for me.
The daydreams of Elsa Zylberstein in quarantine
“I’m doing the cover for Vogue Paris"
Hi!
Is it the cover for Vogue?
I'm supposed to do the cover. for Vogue Paris.
Is it here?
I'm like... Oh, my God! Where am I?
Ah, but you speak French. Silly me, we're in Paris.
I'm a little jet lagged right now.
I'm sorry. I keep taking airplanes, it's a little crazy.
Excuse me, this is not voluntary.
Uh... I have to tell you the truth.
Yesterday, I was out till 4:00 a.m. in the morning at the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz,
the awesome bar.
I got myself into a state.
My eyes are so puffy, I don't dare take off my glasses.
Do you have a little…
A little bit of cucumber?
A filter or a little light?
No? Nothing? There's not something that could…
Yeah, well…
In Karl's time, it wasn't like that.
I'm telling you the truth, yesterday, I did a cover in Miami,
with Bella and Gigi.
And tomorrow, I should be in Brazil... to do a cover with Gisele.
You see... Wow!
And today, to be very honest,
I had to do a cover shoot in New York. with my friend Gwyneth Paltrow.
We had a great session to do. in Central Park,
with animals: pumas, llamas…
Something crazy... in the wild.
And I ditched the meeting... to be here with Kate Moss,
as I'm on the cover with Kate,
she's on her way here.
The countryside cover, and I chose Paris. That's it.
So are we waiting for Kate, or not waiting for Kate…
You want me to start a little?
John's not here? My hair's a mess…
No? He's not coming?
There's no hair and makeup artist... at the moment, okay.
Well, then…
Let's do it this way. I can go first.
I can take some country poses.
“Dinner with friends”
You okay?
Yes, great. We'll be waiting for you.
The silver is set, the good glasses are out.
Ah, you're not coming?
Oh.
And why not?
What do you mean "stuck at home"?
You're stuck at home?
Good. All right, so your man and the kids aren't coming?
All right.
Listen. We wanted to invite Sandrine and Laurence,
so we'll try to call them.
Oh, no, don't worry. I was still wearing jeans. It's all good.
I made lamb, but it can wait.
Uh…
No, but... Yeah, I wanted to look pretty.
I had a little black dress which I'll keep for Cannes.
Allright, big kisses.
I'll see you later.
“I’m in the Cévennes”
Yeah. I told you. that I was in the Cévennes.
Yes, it is. It's so beautiful, it's extraordinary.
From where I'm talking to you,
I see a fabulous green mountain.
Yesterday, rock climbing, Today we walked.
I'll just have a drink.
and take a break.
And…
I'm meditating,
I'm refocusing. on the important things,
the really important things.
I'm meditating a lot.
How about you? Are you meditating?
The little ducklings are so beautiful.
It's wild, it's like the steppes.
You know Mongolia?
“I’m off to film in New York”
How are you? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
I'm going away to film, you know.
Yes, I'm going to New York. Yes, I told you.
I'm going to film and I finish shooting on May 11.
Yes.
No, it's a horror movie.
The story of a virus that's invading the planet.
It's not great, I'm not convinced by it.
Ah! Gotta go, because we're recording.
We're boarding, by the way.
I'll bring you back a souvenir. Kisses.
...please come forward. Door A6.
“Live streamed concert”
Yes! Thank you so much. Love you.
This is crazy. That was Lady Gaga.
who asked me to sing with her live on Saturday.
This is mad.
I'm touched.
I have a song, but I don't know... if it's a good idea.
I was thinking about Elsa... from Frozen.
I think she knows it, but I have to work on it.
Can you play it, please?
I'd better see if I can do it. in terms of the key.
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore.
It's going to take some work.
“It’s so nice to go to the movies!”
Excuse me.
When did it start?
Shh!
Stop touching my foot!
You touched my foot.
“Dinner with César”
No, but honestly... What do you see in him?
He's beautiful, is that it? So am I. I'm handsome in my own way.
Beauty is what you say it is.
That doesn't mean anything.
Agreed.
So, smart?
He's not Marcel Proust. Excuse me.
I forgive you.
I like it here.
I can buy anything.
The bar, the pharmacy... The whole street if you like.
I don't draw little pictures. In the corners.
I make money.
Money. Money.
Very chic. Do it again.
Can we have some butter? Here you are, sir.
Thank you.
Either way... I'll never know the truth.
César, the truth, you know it, you see it, we're together.
If I wanted to be with him, I would be. I'm free.
You're not gonna tell me. that you're not thinking about him?
Difficult not to, you talk to me about him all the time.
Yes, I'm thinking about him.
But I don't know if he's handsome... I don't care.
Just like I don't know why I love you.
Yeah, but you love me.
Yes.
Sounds like that doesn't suit you.
No.
“I’m filming Mad Max”
Yeah.
They're waiting for you on set.
Yeah, I'm coming!
What a nightmare, I don't speak Chinese.
Yes, I'm in China.
Yes, I am. I'm shooting.
I'm shooting Mad Max.
Mad Max 4: China Fury Road.
It's the only film that's being made right now.
It's picked up in China, completely.
It's booming.
Uh... No, well, I don't have a huge part.
No, it's nice.
Today, if I was asked to play a squirrel, I would.
I'm playing…
I'm playing a tree.
Yes, a tree.
They are beautiful, trees.
And the Chinese trees, they are a hell of a thing.
I've been studying the bark…
Work is work. Yes, yes, it was very interesting.
You know, there was a big book on the trees last year.
Basically, it was my documentation.
My Chinese agent got me the thing.
I've got to go, Charlize Theron's waiting for me.
She's ultra... like huge.
She looks at you like... Too tall, too blonde.
It's not easy.
Ok…
Yes, I do speak a little Chinese.
I've taken up Chinese.
Yeah, I learned Chinese. It's not so hard.
“Ah, the 1970s…”
California dreamin'...
Remember when we were filming…
Taxi Driver.
He was super angry, Scorsese.
I couldn't stop laughing, De Niro was so mad.
Oh, he was seriously angry.
And I had Jack... waiting for me in the trailer.
We had a meeting planned They were super mad.
In Paris, I was late, I had an appointment with Truffaut,
who wanted me to shoot Bed and Board.
I wanted to shoot with him, but I missed the meeting.
He offered me Bed and Board, and I turned it down like an idiot.
It was to play Fabienne Tabard.
She's very good, Delphine Seyrig, but still…
It's a shame.
I wanted to meet Jean-Pierre Léaud.
I dated Godard.
Very bad in bed.
What are you doing, sweetheart?
Nothing. I dressed up as Jodie Foster
in Taxi Driver.
I'm in the 1970s right now. I don't want to be in 2020 anymore.
Here, it's 1970.
It was freer, crazier, wilder.
“In space”
Good morning, everyone,
Hello, everybody.
As you can see, I'm leaving Earth
to go to the moon. There you go.
It was a childhood dream,
and I figured that it's the right time.
It might be more peaceful out there.
Anyway, Earth is beautiful... when you look at it from a distance.
Here you go.
We went together.
I'm gone.
with a friend.
Hi. Hey, how are you doing?
You doing okay?
Yeah. It's cool.
Are you okay? Yeah, cool.
Both of them, we wanted to thank Thomas.
Thank you, Thomas.
Thomas Pesquet.
Thank you, Thomas, for your support, your patience, your faith.
This is incredible. You trained us for a month.
It's a real challenge, in such a short time.
Thank you. This is the mission Vidco
Thank you, Thomas.
Sending love.
And thank you all. Hugs.
We'll see you again back on Earth... or on the moon.
Anyway, we're going to the moon.
We dreamt about the Moon.
Kisses.
Take care of your planet, she's beautiful. Bye.
Film by Michael Pierrard