- Hi guys. It's me, Amanda Lehan-Canto.
I am interviewing my exes,
and I am very scared.
And I don't know, feel giddy,
psyched, turned on.
I'm ready to get into it.
Ex number one, get out here!
- Whoa! Shit!
- (laughs) Oh, God.
- Goddamn it.
Never thought I'd see your ass again.
- Oh, good to see you, too.
- Yeah. Mr. Washington. You know who I am.
I was your 12th grade teacher for two years.
From 18 to 20.
You know who I am with your crazy ass.
- I love that you're still wearing your teacher's outfit.
- Oh, always. Once a teacher, always a teacher.
- (laughs) Okay.
Well, I'm still a little bit turned on by the vest.
- Well, that is a problem for me.
(crew laughs)
- Answer my phone calls.
- Look, do you understand you are blocked.
I have a restraining order against you.
- Can I have ex number two please?
- Oh goodness.
- Oh. (laughs)
- Oh my God. Hi, hon.
Oh my God. You've aged so much.
- Bitch.
- Hey. Oh my God.
I've missed you so much at Mohawk Corner.
I remember you would always seat me in your section.
You were my favorite girl and you look so good, babe.
Will you come back to the restaurant, actually?
- I probably won't be coming back to Mohawk Corner.
- No.
- (laughs)
- No. You always got my mozzarella stick order, right.
- Yes.
- Bread on the inside, cheese in the trash.
(crew laughs)
Can I have ex number three?
- I need you to count me in. - Oh.
- I need you to count me in. - Oh God.
- Count me in. - Oh God.
- Count me in.
- Five. - Yep.
- Four. - Yep.
- Three. - Yep.
- Two. One. (laughs)
- Hello, and welcome back.
I'm Barnold Summers with WGBH News.
Our top story, I'm here with the woman who broke my heart.
(crew laughs)
- That guy got a good ass voice.
That's a sexy ass voice.
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah, yeah. Channel seven. Boston.
- Yes, Boston.
The 21st Amendment on Bowdoin Street.
(crew laughs)
- What initially attracted you to me?
- Well, let me just be very clear.
I was never attracted to you, Amanda, like ever.
You were attracted to me.
You were one of my students. That is off limits.
I mean, but compared to all the other students,
you stuck out like a sore thumb, because you were taller.
- I was. I was just...
Yeah, you called me albatross.
- Yeah, I did a couple times,
because you wouldn't leave me alone.
- Yeah. Because I kept falling my arms out
to give you a big hug.
- Yep. I mean, every time you would wave your hands,
you would adjust the ceiling panels.
- (laughs)
- When I saw you at the restaurant...
- Yeah.
- I saw you. And I was like, "There she is.
She reminds me of me and I love a challenge."
- Oh, mm.
- I asked you to get me a Diet Pepsi, no Pepsi.
- Yeah.
- And you said, "I don't know what that means."
- Yes I did.
- And I said, "She's gonna be trouble.
But she has that look in her eye
that she wants to be an actor."
- Yeah, you kept saying that.
You said, "What have I seen you in?"
- That's what I said to you over and over.
- And I said, "You've seen me in YouTube."
- You?
- Tube.
- Honey, I don't know. Okay?
- (laughs) Okay.
- I don't know, okay?
But what I do know is that I don't like this chair.
(crew laughs)
Okay. - Okay.
- That's what I do know.
- I can't help.
- Now, I'm seeing a lot of seats around here, actually.
And I would love just another spot.
Is that something you could do for me?
Is that too much trouble?
- I'm not working right now at the restaurant.
- Yes you are. See?
(crew laughs)
- Barnaby.
- Barnold
- Barnold.
- Summers. Already forgotten. (laughs) How funny.
- Oh yeah.
- As you know,
you would write the words on the teleprompter,
And I would read the words off the teleprompter.
- Oh, yeah. It took me forever to write.
- It was like you were inside me, moving within me.
The words would move inside me.
I was like a little, little puppet boy. (laughs)
- Yes. And you get very angry
when I move the teleprompter too fast.
- So... I can't read that fast, Amanda. (laughs)
- No you can't.
- I'm the face.
You're the words. I'm the face.
That's why we're a great pair.
- Yeah. And you wouldn't talk to me.
Keep looking over there.
(crew laughs)
Why did we break up?
- We were never together, Amanda.
I keep trying to tell your ass, your crazy ass.
We were never together. Like at all.
- But we were.
- I had to switch schools.
I had to move 50 states away just to get away from you.
- And I found you.
- And yes you did. And that's the problem.
I mean, I moved away,
and I see tall people and I get scared.
I get scared. I say, "Ah! Goddamn, ah foot. It's Amanda."
I can't even watch the NBA anymore.
Can't watch it.
I see bald Amandas,
Black Amandas.
(crew laughs)
- Good.
- And that one and that one Greek Amanda.
I can't think of his name right now.
(crew laughs)
- Veronica. - Yeah.
- Baby, sweetheart.
- I'm not a baby.
- Oh gi- Woman.
- Do I look like a baby?
- You do look like a baby.
(crew laughs)
- You're gonna make me relive this.
As you recall,
the restaurant was closed for a bachelorette party,
and I made my way in through a service elevator.
(crew laughs)
Unannounced as I do. - Yes. We have one.
- You passive aggressively said that you would seat me
and you sat me not facing the exit,
which you know I have a fear of being murdered.
It's called murder phobia.
Look at me.
- Your hair is coming out, honey.
- I'm just stressed out from this situation.
- (laughs) Okay.
- You see, I can't see the exit right now.
- Oh yeah. - Ah!
- I'm so sorry.
- You have a murder phobia face.
- Yeah. Yes. It's sweeping the nation.
- (laughs) He reports on a lot of murder,
which was what I loved about you.
I always felt very informed.
- You loved murder about me?
- (laughs) Yes.
(crew laughs)
Yes, I did Farn-
- Barnold!
(crew laughs)
As you know, we dated for a couple months.
Oh, uh oh! A WGBH exclusive.
I proposed live on air Wednesday at 5:00 a.m.
(crew laughs)
You "left me on red."
Red being, you said no.
(crew laughs)
I "fled the scene on foot."
- That's what I didn't like.
You always started to flip out.
(crew member laughs)
Okay. Did you keep any secrets
from me while we were together?
- We were not together.
The night that you crept into my house
and re-twisted my locks, I actually appreciated it.
- I love re-twisting locks.
- I just wondered. I was like,
"Damn, how did this crazy white girl
learn how to twist locks?"
You know, it was really nice.
I said, "Did she watch the YouTubes videos
and stuff like that?"
It really made me feel some type of way.
I thought about it for a second.
But then I realized your crazy as (beep).
- I looked up twisting locks on YouTube.
It's really hard. - Yeah.
- You gotta like actually get in there
and twist the locks.
- You were the best I ever had.
Not in that way, but you know...
(crew laughs)
twisting wise.
- Do you remember when you told me that you were auditioning
for the controversial TV show Modern Family?
- (laughs) Yeah.
- If you recall, you killed the audition.
Terry was running the casting.
You remember Terry?
- Yeah. - I love Terry. I love Terry.
So I called Terry up and I said,
"Do you know this girl, Adriana Lehan-Campo?"
- That's not my name.
- Yes it is, babe.
- Okay, babe.
- Oh, you don't like when someone forgets your name?
(crew laughs) Hmm.
- Uh oh.
- I said, "Terry," I said, "You can't let her have this."
- Oh, so you're the one who's blocked all my acting gigs.
- That's true. And remember when you and your fiance
were gonna go on a trip to Hawaii.
- Yeah.
- And do you remember when your fiance disappeared?
- Yeah.
- And you had to go back to work?
- Yeah.
- That was also me.
- (whispers) No.
- We're friends. Adriana.
- That's not my name.
(crew member laughs)
- Sources say I went on a "raging bender."
Law enforcement said I was "hazardous."
I was a "danger to society."
- Yeah. You almost lost your job and I stuck up for you.
- Right. - Because I felt really bad.
- Right. And that's why I will always love you.
I love you so much.
- No, thank you.
- I love you.
- Somebody should.
- Okay. If you had the last word, what would you say?
- This is Barnold Summers with WGBH News
asking Amanda to unblock me from her phone
so I can send her pictures of myself at the 21st Amendment.
- (laugh) No, I will not.
- Please.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Good luck. Good luck out there. Oh.
(crew laughs)
- (sighs) Sweet Adriana.
- Oh my God.
- I would say, those that can't act, serve.
- (laughs)
(crew laughs and oohs)
You. I see everything underneath that dress.
- (blows a kiss) Seven hour glasses.
- Oh my God.
(crew laughs)
- Okay. Well, let just say it and get out of here,
get the fuck out of here.
- I'll find you.
- In a perfect world, we would be together.
But the world isn't perfect,
and you crazy as (beep).
So I gotta get to steppin'.
Think about trying out for the WNBA.
(crew laughs)
- I don't play basketball.
- That's not my problem, baby.
(crew laughs)
- My God.
All right, guys.
That was me interviewing my exes.
If you wanna see someone interviewing their exes,
write it in the comments.
If you wanna see a guest, put it in the comments.
I had a blast.
I hope that you had a blast.
These are my sweet babies,
and here is a look into my past.
- I'm not your baby.
- You'll always be my baby.
- Could I have this chair? Do you mind?
- Okay. Yeah.
- Would that be too much trouble?
- No, you can have the chair, Veronica.
- Should we try it again? Or?
- No. Barnaby Summers.
- Oh, say yes. That'll be so cute.
- You're taller then I'll remember.
- Okay, bitch.
- (laughs)
- Let's... let's go off into fantasy land.