-I miss you.
-Thank you for coming back to the show.
-This is so fun. Thank you for having me.
-Happy birthday. -Thank you.
-When was it? Last week? -Two days ago.
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-Your birthday was two days ago.
-It was two days ago, and I turned 30!
-This is the big -- Oh!
What do you feel? -I'm 30.
-What's going through a 30-year-old mind?
-I mean, I feel pretty 30.
-Oh, no. Stop. -Well, what does that mean?
I mean, "feeling 30."
It's not old, but it's not not old, either.
-It's definitely -- Trust me. It's definitely not old.
-It's somewhere in between.
-I'm 40, so I barely remember turning 30.
-But it's that whole new decade thing.
-How were your 20s? Did you love your 20s?
-Um...
Interesting. -Yeah.
-No, I mean, I liked a lot.
Obviously it was, like, very special.
Some great things happened.
But it's such a weird decade, internally.
Like, I found it really challenging, emotionally.
-Trying to remember my 20s. I don't remember anything.
When you're in your 40s,
you don't remember your 20s or your 30s.
-Well, that's good to know.
It just all gets blocked out anyway.
-The 20s were great. That was fun, you know.
But I think most things in my life,
most good things that happened in my life were in my 30s.
-See? I'm so excited. -I got married, I had babies.
-I'm ready. It's awesome. -30s are great.
You're in for a great decade. -I'm excited.
I'm really looking forward to it.
-I haven't seen you since we were talking about
"La La Land" before it came out. -Yes.
-And you went on to win every single award.
And I told you.
I was like, "Dude, I love you so much in that."
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I can't look at you. -All right. Just turn away.
-I'm just -- I can't even look at you right now
because I'm so happy and proud of you.
-Oh, you got things over there. I shouldn't look.
-I just -- What was that like?
Every award is different, obviously, and all fun.
But the Academy Awards had to have been a rush.
-Ooh. -That was nuts.
-That was quite a night. That was surreal.
That I don't really remember that well.
-Really? I remember it.
-Yeah, just because it's so -- It's so crazy.
Like it's just -- It seems impossible.
It probably is impossible, but something weird happened.
But I really just remember being with my brother.
-That's cool. And you bring your brother --
He comes to all the award shows? -You've met my brother before.
-Absolutely. -Yeah, he's come with me
to most everything, because he's so cool and so easy breezy.
And he's just like, "Uh. This is cool. Can we go home?"
Like, he's just -- He's not fazed by any of it.
-He doesn't freak out when they said your name or anything?
-Not at all. No -- Oh, yes.
That was the sweetest moment ever.
Because I asked him to hold my hand.
My little brother is my favorite person
that's ever lived of all time.
I love him so much.
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"Aww." [ Laughs ] He's pretty great.
But I asked him to hold my hand, and when they said my name,
he jumped up before me and was like, "Ohh!"
And there's this picture from the back of the theater that my mom now has framed.
It's so sweet, 'cause I'm still sitting down, but he's up.
And it was just like -- -He was freaking out.
-Yeah, and he's the most -- -That's what you want.
-He's the most calm person, but that was really a sweet memory.
That was, like, what I remember the very most.
-Do you remember getting handed the Academy Award?
I mean, what goes through --
'Cause I'm never going to get an Academy Award,
so I just want to live through you.
-What was really nuts, in my experience,
was that it was Leonardo DiCaprio...
-Oh, man. You can't beat Leonardo DiCaprio.
-...who is Jack from "Titanic."
-Hello. Of course he is.
-But I'd seen that movie so many times,
and I had a framed photo of him in my room when I was a kid
that was signed by him.
-Really? -Yeah.
-And then I just -- It was just, like, walking up there
and just, like, getting to be near him was really exciting.
So it sounds like everything
other than the thing itself was the best part.
[ Laughs ] But that's not what I mean.
I'm very grateful. It was really fun, the whole thing.
-But now you are him, and now someone's gonna come up --
-I am him. [ Laughs ]
-Yes, you're Leonardo -- You're Jack from "Titanic."
-Oh, that's a very sad ending to Jack.
-No! No, no, no, no. You're him in the acting world.
-You freeze and float to the bottom of the ocean.
-But you look gorgeous on the way down.
-You could've fit on the door! -Yeah.
-What do you do with the Academy Award?
Can you have it out? Is it weird to have it in your house?
-Yeah, my mom has it. -You gave it to your mom?
How good are you. How cool are you.
-I mean, what am I gonna do with it?
-You love your brother. You're good to your mom.
Oh, my gosh. -I am the best person ever.
-Stop it. You are the best person ever, man.
-I am so nice. Wow! -Oh, my gosh. It's ridiculous.