[Kanye West]: "Don't let me into my zone"
[Dunkey]: "Dont let him into his zone"
Dont let him into his zone
Get outta his zone
You ain't gettin in here
Oh shit.... OOH NO!
[Kanye West]: "You let me into my zone" [Dunkey]: "He's in his zone!"
[Jay-Z]:"IT'S YO BOY!" [ screaming ]
Kanye Quest thirty-thirty
Is the three thousand and thirty installment of the popular Kanye quest RPG series
The game take's place in the year twenty-ten
I gotta take the garbage out this is who I am
Use the arrow key to move around the room
Hit the enter key if you pause it will resume
I'm making beats on the piano like I'm Beethoven
I gotta go right and make sure I turn off the oven
I did
Kitchen counter clear
Open up this mug, man Lemme get a beer
Bitches leavin' chores cause they think they got an ass
I'ma escort these hoes out an say I'm taking out the trash
Hey this Los San... Oh...
Where'd I go?
Oh no, I've been teleported to the Bay Area
And- oh into the future!
I've been- I went through a wormhole and I've been telepor-
Aww- no it's a Koala bear
Fuck you Snoop...
Go make some songs with Katy Perry or some shit
Go fucking dress up like a lion and fl-
Oh, what is this, anime?
Imma get this bitch-
Holy shit!
I am already dead in two hits
GOD DAMN
This is the hardest game ever made
Oh shit it's Jet Li, get the hell outta here
aaaaaa, boom I escaped
Oh no...
It's a cloning lab
Uhm... clone 2pac
Uh oh...
You gotta fight 2pac now?
[2pac]: "You ain't deactivating me again punk"
[2pac]: "I'm a thug for life"
Oh no, even the clone of 2pac is still ballin'
That's it, we gonna have to diss his ass
That did nothing, that did literally no damage
It's a good thing I have my...
Dark Fantasy move
This is from Final Fantasy
Do it again
Just keep doing this
Do it again, here we go
Aaand I'm out of that move, okay
Uhm let's just brag
[Kanye]: "I'm the beeeest"
Use your rap skill: Winslow
HAHA, by using Winslow on 2pac I've disabled all his special moves
Now he is useless
*laughs*
Oh shit he is using his special move:
"Gangsta Party" on me
It didn't work at all
Now he is using his "Thug Life Uppercut"
That's it 2pac
*grunts violently*
Defeated and killed 2pac
HAHA I killed him
Aw, this is the story mode for the game, just skip all this
2pac joined your party
[2pac]:"Yo homie stay in the sidewalk we stay out of trouble dog"
That's more of a DMX voice yo-
OH YOU LIAR *laughs*
Who the fuck is Deltron Zero?
This dude sounds like a spaceship
Let's kill this guy
Get outta here
[2pac]:"What it really is to a thug like me-"
OH NO
It's my archnemesis:
Ice Cube
I like his battle theme
Diss his ass
This is for "Are We There Yet?"
Yeah 2pac shoot him
Hit him with the Winslow
This is for "Barbershop 2" bitch
Oh, diss his ass
This is for "Are We Done Yet?"
Yeah, get his ass
Boom, this is for "XXX: State of the Union"
Oh shit-
Kanye is level 2
He learned Sarcophagus
Ay, Dr. Dre
"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh..."
"aaaaaaaaaand..."
"...put the pussy in a sarcophagus"
HAHA, defeated Dr. Dre
Now my Kanye and my 2pac are level 2
Who the hell is this rapper?- HOLY SHIT
She just used her flamethrower breath and just killed both of 'em in one hit
Put her ass in a sarcophagus
"Now she complaining and I bruise her esophagus"
"Head of the class and she just want a swallowship"
"I'm livin' in the future so the present is my past..."
Let me the fuck out and kiss my ass
Let me out!
She is gonna kill us
Nooo
*breaths* I made it
We fuckin- OH NO
NOOO
Run!
Oh shit
Okay we made it we made-
*Dunkey mumbles to the acoustic version of Kanye West's 'Power' in the background*
Hey!
Dr. Dre ruining this song
Dr. Dre go away
*Keeps doing it*
Oh Beats by Dre are in stock...
Oh, costs more than the fucking tuxedo that's realistic
With the 'Basic Microphone' you see your rhymes get a lot louder and a lot more hype
Oh no it's Mos Def from fucking...
"Be Kind Rewind" with Jack Black
Oh let's kill this dude
This is for- uh "Carmen, a Hip Hopera"...
This- he was actually in this
OHHHH
He is 'MOS DEFinitely' dead. EHE-
'Do you know what the Based God owns?'
Well everybody knows that, it's so simple now so...
Swag
I'm definitely in my zone
*sings* I'm definitely in my zone
Oh it's 'Old Dirty Rat Bastard'
Oh and it's her vile dirt filth whore wife...
...all used up, disgusting-
Give me a fucking break
Noo, 2pac!
NOO!
Oh we escaped!
Go go go go go
We made it!
*sleep music sounds*
Aw, that's a tight beat
*dunkey screams nonsense*
Oh no it's Nas!
His raps are too fast so I have to put him on a sarcophagus to slow those raps dow-
EEER, gimme Jay-Z
EEER, gimme RZA
Oh no!
It's th- RZA
His rap beat is haunting
*dunkey mumbles to the background music*
"Hit 'Em Up" 2pac!
*dunkey does punch noises*
Uhm, use the rap skill, sarcophagus
Uh, 2pac, use the gangsta party
"Ain't nothing but a gangsta paaaarty"
*dunkey mumbles to what he is singing*
"Ain't nothing but a gangta- ain't nothing but a sarcophagus paaaarty"
Oh no, he is using the 'Gravedigga' on us
"Gravedigga, Gravedigga sold out..."
"Come and buy the tickets now for Gravediggaz before it's sold out"
Oh u- oh no he is using the 7th Cham- JESUS CHRIST
He did a seven hit combo on 2pac, 2pac is dead!
OH SHIT
Going to my private stash
Use the Mountain Dew- pour the Mountain Dew on 2pac's dead mouth
2pac drinks the Mountain Dew and is revived back from the dead
But he only has one H- why does he only has one HP?
That's it RZA
"Don't make me get in my zone" *dunkey beatboxes in the background*
"Don't let me get in my zone"
"Got the Dark Fantasy in my zone" *dunkey's autotuned vocals can also be heard in the background*
"Imma shoot you up in my zone"
"Imma get you up in my zone"
"I'll zone you into my zone"
"Imma hit you with my zone"
"I'm definitely in my zone"
"I'm definitely in my zone, zone, zone..." *fades*
"Now that I am a Robocop"
"Now I'm never gonna stop"
"Hit you with Karate Chop"
"Make my new Bugatti drop"
"Make ya bitches booty pop"
"Fuck her hole and do a swap"
"Open up a barber shop"
"Now that I am a Robocop"
Oh no it's Jay-Z!
Compared to me Jay-Z is lazy
Don't tell no one I said that
Imma take this dude out because his rhymes are much worst than his- bars
much- worst than... his-
His beats are better than his rhymes
Imma kill her husband, uhm "Nick Garage"
That's a wrap
I ain't afraid of this bitch no more
*sings* "Now with my pack of goons"
"Now with my AD runes"
"Ain't wating for cartoons"
"Now with my thug platoon"
"Don't make me hit you with a bone"
"Don't make me ???"
"Don't get me into my zone"
"Don't let me into my zone"
Get out of my zone!
Long Island, New York- oh
*laughs*
Watch out for his dino-hat!
...it can't be
No! It's Dr. Doom from the comic books, he is unstoppable!
Oh we beat him in one hit
Here you go Kanye, take the kevlar vest *making kid sounds in the back*
[RZA]: "No I want the kevlar vest"
[Dunkey]: RZA I gave you the Air Yeezys, shut up
[RZA]:"Maaan" [Dunkey]:"Here have the gold chain"
[RZA]:"No, I don't want that"
Oh I can tell this is going to be an epic fight...
Alright we win
Biggie Smalls...
Now damn, I heard this boss fight was NOTORIOUSly hard
If- if you see what I am sayin'
Hey it's killing 2pac again! Get him!
Shoot this big bitch Hank
Oh use the Hit 'em Up
Gravedigga
Alright Doomsday
Now everybody, coordinate your attacks on him!
Shoot!
We beat him!
That wasn't such a big deaaaaal
Alright Kid Koala you wanna fight? Let's fight him
BOP
You are dead, okay
This is the final boss
It's right this way
To the- take a right
He is right up here
Right here is-
No no no, he is over here
Here he is, he is right here
D- down
He is in a chair somewhere
There he is
[Lil B]:"You fake based haters think you can stop me?"
[Kanye]:"Imma let you finish Little B, but first, let me get into my zone"
2pac hit him with the hologram
Ooo, 2pac uses Hit 'em Up
2pac uses Hit 'em Up
"Motherfucker hit 'em up"
Oh watch out! It's SWAG
Oh no! He killed 2pac!
They're always killing 2pac
And we see MF Doom using Surf!
It's not very effective
"No one man should have all that power!"
Based God clone is using his ultimate move
It's finisher 'swag' and it kills Kanye!
But boom he is killed in a giant combo!
Die! Lil B? More like Lil Bitch if you ask me!
Noooo *fades* they got me at Lil Biiiiiitch
You have defeated Lil B, he really was a little bitch after all
*dunkey sings along with the music*
You beat the game!
Awright!
Hey wait I didn't take out the garbage