Oh no!
He can’t breathe out there!
Oh...
But now he’s stuck out there!
Somebody get him.
I'll do it.
You miss me?
You had those on you.
That was like the third time I've been in space without a suit.
You really think I wouldn't have them on me?
Star-Lord has boots
that have rockets
I've developed a process by which I can guide any creature
through thousands of years of evolution in an instant.
Observe.
Hola mis amigos!
It's always the same, though.
They are filled with rage!
I feel pretty chill actually dude.
He even has weapons!
Uhhhh
I don't know where those came from.
Back up! Or I'll kill the one
that looks like a carrot!
(panics in carrot)
Just kidding...
(exhales in carrot)
You got this.
Just breathe.
Wow!
You almost got popped!
Larry!
Sorry!
(Dad-like laughing)
Now I’ve got you...
Nobody shoots my baby.
(screams of true love)
What happened while we were gone?
I told you. I’m very desireable.
Push it.
The what?
There’s a button under the handle
Push it!
Okay, now what?
Open the f-
Lagnug!
She can't come.
Her arm is a weapon.
Sorry Nebula.
Looks like it's up to the boys.
He's clear.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
And he’s hiding like 8 guns!
And a grenade!?
What were you planning?!
Oh crap...
So I grabbed the raccoon,
and then all the guardians died when I blew the planet up.
Now I'm able to do my experiments on animals and children in peace.
(Villainous booing)
I mean I hate children, but you're kind of the worst.
What are you talking about?
I thought you love me.
Did you not celebrate Thanos’ genocidal motives?
Mine was random, dispassionate, pure.
You just suck!
That was for Groot!
Sure you can.
Just let me borrow Dr. Strange here.
All of the info on 89P13 please.
Okay.
Guys!
The High Evolutionary did this!
I got another idea...
Give us the code for Rocket’s kill switch please.
Okay.
Oh and stop all your experimenting, too.
Okay.
So we stopped the bad guy, and nobody had to die.
Not even me.
Where’s Gamora?
Oh she died.
But I thought you just said...
Oh but theres actually another one.
Uhhhh
It’s this whole other thing.
Hey there.
You wanna know my s-
Hard pass.
Okay then.
I am Groot.
Not this again.
I’m not gonna let you win!
I’m Batman!
I am Groot!
I’m Batman!
I love you guys.
I love you too.
Wait. He's been talking this whole time.
Did you think this new world was for you?
Prep him for tomorrow.
I want his brain.
Guys, guys, you got to listen to me.
I know the truth. They're going to kill us in the morning.
We need to get out of here.
Which is why I need everyone
to pretend to be asleep.
Ha! I got you!
Weird.
I thought they would try to escape.
Stand down everyone.
Lower life forms. Am I right...
YEEEAAHHHH!!!
Wow! The sky!
Hey buddy.
You look like you could use some friends.
FRIENDSHIP!!
The dog times have ended!
The dog times have gone!
I do not like this song.
Woah! Dog times have ended
So good bye to dogs!
That’s the song and we’re saying bye bye!
So good bye dogs!
Bye bye dogs!