AS WE GO TO OUR
NEXT GAME EASY & GREASY.
EASY & GREASY.
SPEND ANY TIME ON THE FACEBOOK AND YOU'LL BE EYEBALL-(BLEEP) BY
ADS FOR ALL THESE TRENDY NEW DELIVERABLE MEAL PLANS LIKE BLUE
APRON.
UH, IT'S JUST PICS OF RELENTLESSLY HAPPY PEOPLE IN
WELL-LIT KITCHENS JUST HAVING A GOOD OLD TIME IN NON-LOGOED
CLOTHING, COOKING UP THE LATEST BALSAMIC BOK CHOY RECIPE OR SOME
VAGUELY NAMED FOOD SERVICE LIKE "PLATED" OR "FRESHLY" OR
"WHITELY PEOPLELY LOVELY THISLY."
UH, AND BY THE WAY, (BLEEP) IS EXPENSIVE, SO, COMEDIANS, I WANT
YOU TO COME UP WITH AS MANY NAMES FOR LOW-RENT MEAL PLANS
THAT YOU'D NEVER WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO IN 60 SECONDS, AND
BEGIN.
(BELL DINGS) SPIKE.
>> DOG HAIR AND PENNIES.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
ALISON.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GARBAGE.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
SPIKE.
>> REDDISH LOBSTER.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
SPIKE.
>> (BLEEP) STUFFERS.
(HARDWICK LAUGHS) >> HARDWICK: THAT IS THE WORST
PHRASE I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
>> AND YOU WOULDN'T ORDER IT.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
POINTS.
FITZY.
>> BIG BOX OF BULL(BLEEP).
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
ALISON.
>> CHEF BOYARDON'T.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
SPIKE.
>> ARTHUR TREACHER'S FISH AND USED TAMPONS.
(BUZZING) I'M GRASPING HERE, BUT I KNEW
THEY WOULD LIKE THAT ONE.
I KNEW...
>> HARDWICK: YOU KNOW...
>> BIG ARTHUR TREACHER FANS.
>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.
PERFECT.
THAT'S THE END OF EASY & GREASY.