I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey
they made me so mad our entire
friendship was a sham and everyone knew
but me
baby wait take a look at my fashion
piece I need a layman's opinion you're
aware I'm a woman right what oh no
layman it's just a phrase I just mean
you're not a fashion expert oh so I have
bad style well someone's in a mood
lighten up lighten up because I'm so
heavy is there a problem outside how
could you guys not tell me this whole
time that I was your Duff or what your
designated ugly fat friend yeah yeah
Wesley told me everything he can't even
spell that's actually pretty creative
for Wes since when do you care what
Wesley rush says he says crazy stuff all
the time uh because it makes sense I
mean why else would - superhot popular
girls want to be friends with somebody
like me okay it's because you're using
me to make yourselves look better okay
just because you think one of us is
better looking than notice there it is
you know what no no no no I'm glad you
said that because it makes what I'm
about to do a lot easier yeah go ahead
and check them
did you just unfriend me you bet your
ass I did well fine then I am taking you
off of Instagram well hallelujah
okay I don't have to look at pictures of
your artisanal cappuccinos every morning
how dare you you pluck those phone faces
they're from tastic Shh we're going
through something over here guess what
else
unfollowed y'all on Twitter Oh perfect
no more Bianca's almost ironic tweets
for the day
Oh oh that's rich coming from this guy
who's arty and I'm all day long their
petty Artie's you know what I'm taking
you off of my We Heart It and my fine
feed oh great
cuz I don't like your loops okay and you
know what else I'm blocking your ass on
tumblr and you you're off my snapchat
well fine fine fine fine fine
hi I'm a free woman and don't you dare
be creepin on my Pinterest