Will you marry me?
Why are you asking?
We've been talking about this for several months.
You read the paperwork three weeks ago.
You know that after several years of discussion,
I've agreed to enter marriage with you.
Well
I just thought it would be romantic to ask.
Your implication that marriage is a romantic thing
raises some concerns as to whether or not you did, in fact,
read Section 21 Clause 5 of the contract.
Mum,
I got engaged!
Now I will never have to be alone.
Don't you like being alone?
Ah yes.
We've hit a paradox.
Can I get back to you in
two to three days?
But
we've been talking about marriage for like
12 years.
Yeah but I just want to
REALLY make sure.
How am I supposed to explain this to all of my friends
to whom I've monologued about not believing in marriage?
What is it exactly about ME that makes you want to marry me?
I just really need to know that you know who I really am
deep deep down
so that I don't ever feel like I've misled you into marrying me.
What if I ended up getting into a horrifying car accident and losing all my faculties?
What if I ended up in hospital with a really terrifying disease?
Would you stay by me then?
Would you love me for me?
What if a sorceress came around and turned me into a caterpillar?
I just need to know that you would stay faithful.
Yes I would.
Oh.
Where's the ring?
Oh,
I haven't bought it yet.
I thought you'd like to choose your own.
Aw!
You really do know me!
And then we went all the way to Prague,
where there was just this stunning little bakery.
Um... and I really just said to myself,
"I could just live here forever!"
*chuckles*
But then our car broke down and-
oh that reminds me!
I have to get my car serviced.
Oh!
Well why don't we make a list of things to do today?
Oh no that's okay.
I'm just here for coffee.
Let's see...
car shop...
Aren't you right-handed?
No, I've always been left-handed.
Of course I'll marry you!
Just kidding, I think we should talk.
Just kidding again!
Of course I'll marry you.
Have I just added to your trauma?
Worth it.
Yep.
Thought you'd never ask.
Okay, here's a folder of critical path items
that we need to achieve this week for the wedding.
I have a question for you.
Oh wow. This is so unexpected.
Will you-
Wait! There's a little boy in frame.
Just wait for him to pass.
... In the frame?
Yes.
I assume you have someone taking photos of us.
... Yes.
That is something that I remembered to organize.
You wanna marry me?
Yes, I do.
I can only hope that you mean in a small ceremony with no people.
No.
Our family alone will be 60 people
and then we've got our friends, our work colleagues.
It's elopement or nothing.
What do you mean?
How could you propose without having discussed this with me?
Well I just figured we both knew this was where it was heading.
I didn't think about it much, to be honest.
So
what's your answer?
Fine.
I'll allow 50 people.
But we're not having a first dance,
and I'm not making a speech.
Well that's okay because traditionally,
the woman doesn't make a speech anyway.
I'm kidding.
Okay now I AM making a speech.
So why have you come to see me today?
Well,
I got engaged on the weekend.
Oh marvellous!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Yeah it's great.
I just...
I don't know if I really love him.
What makes you say that?
Well,
because
I felt good saying yes to him,
but I think it was mostly because it made him happy.
But I don't know if I'm happy.
Hmm.
Who is this man?
He's my gardener.
Wait so
were you dating before you got engaged?
No.
Oh.
Why did you say yes then?
I know, it's really bad.
I just didn't want to upset him.
Oh, my child,
it's not the end of the world.
I've been married to my plumber for 20 years now.
Darling!
How much was that engagement ring?
$17,000.
Cool.
Why do you ask?
No reason!
We got insurance for it, right?
Yeah I've got the paperwork, but I haven't filled it out yet.
Okay.
Cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
This is cool. This is no worries.
Actually wait!
This is the perfect opportunity to try that
at-home plumbing kit that I impulsively bought online the other day!