(SMG4 productions)
Luigi: MARIO!!
MARIO: Mama Mia!
*Italian Noises*
CAN I HAVE IT?
NO.
okey dokey. HERE WE GO!
Paratroopa: MAIL MOTHFUKA. You got Mail.
(Surprise mother f*cka)
(wow thats a lot)
Mario: You can have...Luigi!
Luigi: *whimper*
(wat)
*Luigi panic/desperate mode*
(How is this f#cking legal? Does mario even have a license?)
(BEHOLD THE FAB/FLAB LORD.)
(wtf)
(Bigger wtf)
Old Man: Hey, your holding up the line! JESUS!
Mario: grrr. Hey stinky! Oh yeah!
(mario really?)
Old Man: OH C'MON!
Mario: Weeee- Old Man: GET THE F*CK DOWN FROM THERE!
Luigi: Mama-mia...
Mario: WHOAAAA-
Mario: Mama-mia-
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST!
Not Mario: Ho-oh! Hello! It's a me, Mario!
Meth head mario: Have you seen the princess? hmm.
Daisy: Alright! Yes!
Meth head mario: Princess!
Meth head maro: Oki Dokey. Get ready to move your Penis.
Mario: C'MON!
Mario: WAT?
(That's because their faces DON'T change)
Steve: I hope she made lots of SPAGHETTI.
(me gusta)
(Dumbass)
Dealer: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
Mario: SHUT UP!
Luigi: GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGE!!!!
Toad: OH NOOO!
Steve: OH C'MON!
Toad: THIS IS BULLSHIT! D:<
(silent communication!)
*THUD*
Dealer: *Whistling a happy tune*
Mario: GET OVER HERE!
*PAINFUL BEATING*
Mario: WONDERFUL!
King Ba-bomb: WAT?!
King BB: What the hell's going on?!
King Big Baby: What the Fu-??
King Ba-boob: Say Whaat?
Mario: Bzzzt, sorry times up, your dead.
Mario: Luigi, the winner! Let'sa go!
*Fart*
King Ba-Bust: GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER!
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST!
PENIS X3
(Awkward Silence)
Mario(?): la la la mm mm mmm. La la-
Meth head mario: Hey stinky! Are you ready to "Mario Time"? Oki dokey!
Real Mario: Hey!
Mario: Surprise MothaF*cka!
Mario: YIPEE! Let'sa go!
Mario: HERE YA GO!
Mario: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!
subtitles by ShadowManRay and some other guys who have too much time on their hands. :3