>> Harry: NOW, WE'VE ALL THESE THOSE
PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS ON TV WHERE AT THE END IT SAYS "SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" AND THEN THEY LIST A LONG SET OF SIDE
EFFECTS.
YES?
SEEN THOSE, OKAY.
WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SIDE EFFECTS AREN'T JUST FOR DRUGS,
THERE'S SIDE EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR SEGMENT, SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
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♪ "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" ♪ >> Harry: IS ANYBODY THINKING
OF GOING SOLO?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU'RE THINKING OF GOING
SOLO, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: (
(
THE FINAL SIDE EFFECTS IS GETTING TO TAKE UP THE ENTIRE
ALBUM COVER WITH A PICTURE OF JUST YOU IN A BUBBLE BATH WHICH
IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PITCH UNSUCCESSFULLY
TO THE BAND FOR YEARS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) I THINK THIS SEGMENT IS GOING
RATHER WELL.
( LAUGHTER ) IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
IF YOU'RE THINKING OF SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING, YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS
MAY INCLUDE: (
(
( CHEERING ) AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING IS -- JUGGLING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )